>Me playing as dwarf battle-rager
>No ranged capabilities
>Only party member with range is ranger.
>DM uses pixies.
>Ranger has trouble hitting them
>Ranger finally takes out one
>I rape it for intimidation check.
>Other pixies run away as I shred dat ass on my spiked armor.
>I refuse to wash the blood and decaying flesh off.
>Forever known as "Battle-Raper"