Damn Vampires
I Wasteland Warrior 09/ ( Sun) E
The next bad player story was also a bad story, but mostly do to his permissive attitude. I was told it was a modern game and that was it. What he didn' t tell me was that it was chock full of
the supernatural **** , and all the we were vampires. I roll up a gun runner and the has me roll on a giant table to see what was in my arsenal. I end up sitting on a nice boat, a few warehouses full
of comilon weaponry and some cocaine. By some insane luck I had also gotten my hands on an old soviet satchel nuke.
I went to meet the party, as their old arms dealer got pinched by the ATF. They told me to bring the best of my stock. They were promising big money (years of playing GTA had conditioned them to
believe a AK is worth over ) so I brought along the nuke, just in case.
335342523
Satchel nuke? OH jesus christ,
I Wasteland Warrior [ (( Sun) 18: 23 No. 5942653
So I show up, at midnight with a u haul full of guns and some explosives. I was showing them the different guns I had and their bill ended up totaling just shy of , 001 The leader of the group was
a chick who had turned all the other pm and kept them around as - She told me they would pay me in another way. and she motioned for them to grab me while bearing her fangs- Ne
always been afraid of vampires, and this **** was creeping me out. I backpedaled and tried to get them not to bite me. Eventually] managed to get them to accept the first load of guns in exchange
for not draining me. I then made sure that any meeting I had with the vamps happened while I had a large gun and access to some UV hash grenades I whipped up for the occaision. Each time we
dealt with each other the chick kept telling me sooner or later that I would be hers. Vamps creep me out. so I resisted to the last. It was getting wierd though, the party spent less and less time
fighting rival covens of vampires and more time trying to catch me without a big gun.
I Wasteland Warrior [ 09/ ( Sun) 1 &35 E
The rest of the party met outside of game and plotted to catch me off guard. They told me that they had found someone who wanted to buy the satchel nuke, and they would arrange a meeting in a
nightclub the chick owned. They also bought my character a very nice nickel plated 1311 with pearl grips, as a way to show they had no hard feelings- It was crafted with a safety that could be
engaged remotely. I couldn' t find anything wrong with the gun and when I tested it out I realized it was a master crafted weapon- Just to be on the safe side I loaded it with silver rounds just to be on
the safe side. I show up at the club dragging the nuke with me. Just to be on the safe side, I armed it.
Cl Wasteland Warrior l. (/ 09( Sun) 18: 53 E
I decided as a show of good faith, to show up dressed formally instead of in tactical gear like our normal meetings. They showed up dressed accordingly and were even polite and cordial. The guys
carried in my portable nuke and the gal told the doorman to let me carry my piece inside. They even told me that they could negotiate the price of the nuke on my terms, while I sat at our table
and enjoyed a bottle of aged brandy. The kept telling me to make perception checks, which I kept failing and finally they come back, with , 000, 000. Twice what I wanted for the nuke. I thanked
them and told thell would be on my merry way, then with a **** eating grin the chick told me I would have to wait till after the ceremony- I immediately pulled my brand new gun out of my jacket and
pulled the trigger. Nothing, they activated the remote safety and screwed me over- I lunged for the bomb but one of them caught me and I was dragged to the center of the dance Mor which had been
cleared out. Turns out the perception checks were too notice that everyone at the club was either a vampire, or bearing a tattoo that marked them as property. The chick gives a speech about how the
nuke will give them leverage should the authorities prove uncorrectable, and soon the city would be theirs.
Then she jumped on me, fed on me and forced me to drink some of her blood. Then she raped me, in full view of the assembled vampires to mark me as hers.
Normally] would have quit then and there, but I wanted vengeance, so I showed up next week and played along like I was a happy part of the Mck.
I Wasteland Warrior [ 09/ ( Sun) 1921
I couldn' t just kill the party, I had to royally **** them up to get any measure of revenge- I started attacking law enforcement personnel and key members of the community. I was being the guy at a
vampire the masquerade game who keeps screaming "we' re all vampires" while firing a shotgun into the air. No subtlety or stealth at all. The party wants to stealth kill a hunter, I would blow up his
apartment complex. Party wants to feed quietly, I start biting people left and right and letting them live and go running off to the authorities. I was even sending videotaped evidence of our crimes to TV
stations. Sooner or later the entire city goes on a manhunt for a bunch of drugged out crazies who are biting their victems- A group of paranormal investigators come to town and the vampire chick
decides she wants to make large messy example of them. I volunteer to go to town on them and they think I' m perfect for the job, as I' abandoned subtlety. I grab a man portable minigun, several
thousand rounds of ammunition and some grenades. I walk right into the front of their office, barrels spinning and I demand to see who' s in charge. A little nervous looking guy comes out and says
he' s in charge, and he' s willing to die to stop us. I tell him that I surrender, and would be perfectly willing to assist in their operations. I let them take blood tests, explain my weaknesses and show
them how to make the UV grenades. The other players are flipping **** , and declare war on the city. They had some quick victories, but the inability to move in the daytime and public
acknowledgment of them screwed them, and soon the national guard was patrolling with rices with UV lamp tac lights and flamethrowers.
I Wasteland Warrior [ (( Sun) 1921 "
As a final act they hole up in an old mansion and threaten to detonate the nuke rathe city doesn' t submit to their demands. They demand me, a complete cessation of hostilities and
000, 000, 000, so they can buy out some African ******** and start their empire somewhere else. I showed up with a briefcase and walked right up to the chick. Predictably she was sitting right
next to the nuke. She started taunting me about how they weren' t going to kill me, they were going to keep me as their slave. She told me to open the briefcase. and I did and pulled out a UV
grenade. She laughed and said I didn' t have the guts to kill myself. I chuckled and said "they found a cure" and I pulled the pin.
I was a hero and the head of the paranormal CIA, they were piles of ash. I think I won.
The next bad player story was also a bad story, but mostly do to his permissive attitude. I was told it was a modern game and that was it. What he didn' t tell me was that it was chock full of
the supernatural **** , and all the we were vampires. I roll up a gun runner and the has me roll on a giant table to see what was in my arsenal. I end up sitting on a nice boat, a few warehouses full
of comilon weaponry and some cocaine. By some insane luck I had also gotten my hands on an old soviet satchel nuke.
I went to meet the party, as their old arms dealer got pinched by the ATF. They told me to bring the best of my stock. They were promising big money (years of playing GTA had conditioned them to
believe a AK is worth over ) so I brought along the nuke, just in case.
335342523
Satchel nuke? OH jesus christ,
I Wasteland Warrior [ (( Sun) 18: 23 No. 5942653
So I show up, at midnight with a u haul full of guns and some explosives. I was showing them the different guns I had and their bill ended up totaling just shy of , 001 The leader of the group was
a chick who had turned all the other pm and kept them around as - She told me they would pay me in another way. and she motioned for them to grab me while bearing her fangs- Ne
always been afraid of vampires, and this **** was creeping me out. I backpedaled and tried to get them not to bite me. Eventually] managed to get them to accept the first load of guns in exchange
for not draining me. I then made sure that any meeting I had with the vamps happened while I had a large gun and access to some UV hash grenades I whipped up for the occaision. Each time we
dealt with each other the chick kept telling me sooner or later that I would be hers. Vamps creep me out. so I resisted to the last. It was getting wierd though, the party spent less and less time
fighting rival covens of vampires and more time trying to catch me without a big gun.
I Wasteland Warrior [ 09/ ( Sun) 1 &35 E
The rest of the party met outside of game and plotted to catch me off guard. They told me that they had found someone who wanted to buy the satchel nuke, and they would arrange a meeting in a
nightclub the chick owned. They also bought my character a very nice nickel plated 1311 with pearl grips, as a way to show they had no hard feelings- It was crafted with a safety that could be
engaged remotely. I couldn' t find anything wrong with the gun and when I tested it out I realized it was a master crafted weapon- Just to be on the safe side I loaded it with silver rounds just to be on
the safe side. I show up at the club dragging the nuke with me. Just to be on the safe side, I armed it.
Cl Wasteland Warrior l. (/ 09( Sun) 18: 53 E
I decided as a show of good faith, to show up dressed formally instead of in tactical gear like our normal meetings. They showed up dressed accordingly and were even polite and cordial. The guys
carried in my portable nuke and the gal told the doorman to let me carry my piece inside. They even told me that they could negotiate the price of the nuke on my terms, while I sat at our table
and enjoyed a bottle of aged brandy. The kept telling me to make perception checks, which I kept failing and finally they come back, with , 000, 000. Twice what I wanted for the nuke. I thanked
them and told thell would be on my merry way, then with a **** eating grin the chick told me I would have to wait till after the ceremony- I immediately pulled my brand new gun out of my jacket and
pulled the trigger. Nothing, they activated the remote safety and screwed me over- I lunged for the bomb but one of them caught me and I was dragged to the center of the dance Mor which had been
cleared out. Turns out the perception checks were too notice that everyone at the club was either a vampire, or bearing a tattoo that marked them as property. The chick gives a speech about how the
nuke will give them leverage should the authorities prove uncorrectable, and soon the city would be theirs.
Then she jumped on me, fed on me and forced me to drink some of her blood. Then she raped me, in full view of the assembled vampires to mark me as hers.
Normally] would have quit then and there, but I wanted vengeance, so I showed up next week and played along like I was a happy part of the Mck.
I Wasteland Warrior [ 09/ ( Sun) 1921
I couldn' t just kill the party, I had to royally **** them up to get any measure of revenge- I started attacking law enforcement personnel and key members of the community. I was being the guy at a
vampire the masquerade game who keeps screaming "we' re all vampires" while firing a shotgun into the air. No subtlety or stealth at all. The party wants to stealth kill a hunter, I would blow up his
apartment complex. Party wants to feed quietly, I start biting people left and right and letting them live and go running off to the authorities. I was even sending videotaped evidence of our crimes to TV
stations. Sooner or later the entire city goes on a manhunt for a bunch of drugged out crazies who are biting their victems- A group of paranormal investigators come to town and the vampire chick
decides she wants to make large messy example of them. I volunteer to go to town on them and they think I' m perfect for the job, as I' abandoned subtlety. I grab a man portable minigun, several
thousand rounds of ammunition and some grenades. I walk right into the front of their office, barrels spinning and I demand to see who' s in charge. A little nervous looking guy comes out and says
he' s in charge, and he' s willing to die to stop us. I tell him that I surrender, and would be perfectly willing to assist in their operations. I let them take blood tests, explain my weaknesses and show
them how to make the UV grenades. The other players are flipping **** , and declare war on the city. They had some quick victories, but the inability to move in the daytime and public
acknowledgment of them screwed them, and soon the national guard was patrolling with rices with UV lamp tac lights and flamethrowers.
I Wasteland Warrior [ (( Sun) 1921 "
As a final act they hole up in an old mansion and threaten to detonate the nuke rathe city doesn' t submit to their demands. They demand me, a complete cessation of hostilities and
000, 000, 000, so they can buy out some African ******** and start their empire somewhere else. I showed up with a briefcase and walked right up to the chick. Predictably she was sitting right
next to the nuke. She started taunting me about how they weren' t going to kill me, they were going to keep me as their slave. She told me to open the briefcase. and I did and pulled out a UV
grenade. She laughed and said I didn' t have the guts to kill myself. I chuckled and said "they found a cure" and I pulled the pin.
I was a hero and the head of the paranormal CIA, they were piles of ash. I think I won.
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