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D&D Story Comp Finale: Old Man Henderson

 
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D&D Story Comp Finale: Old Man Henderson. Be warned now that this is by far the longest story I've posted! It's 8 pictures in total. It's 100% worth the read an

Be warned now that this is by far the longest story I've posted! It's 8 pictures in total. It's 100% worth the read and has been included as the ultimate level in plot derailment.
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User avatar #4 - fukitidk (04/16/2015) [-]
That's it ?
Where is the rest ?
#3 - darcabyss ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
#2 - jls ONLINE (03/28/2015) [-]
I must have a copy of Hendersons life story. I MUST!!!!!!!!!
#1 - anon (03/27/2015) [-]
Please don't stop a these they are awesome(btw I was the one who asked for the hender)
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