To add some context to this I had spent about 20 minutes playing frisbee with a guy when we were supposed to be capturing him. This is also the first of many Kraken jokes you'll be hearing
He tries so hard to deny it...
I argued for a bit and with some help was able to keep the boat... for about 5 minute in game time, at which point I had to leave it behind and it got burned by our cleric. For no reason.
Rip in pieces boat 2015-2015
Our DM allows for homebrew spells, and as such my two current (non-functioning joke) spells are Kick door and Detect penis.
Ah yes , the old Paladin knock spell....also known as Kicking it down. or at least attempting.....
This happened while we were interrogating a prisoner whom our cleric had accidentally (not really) tortured. just a little bit. but hell while I was saying that first line I got a 28 so the guards were chill.
Keep in mind that the character attempting to hide was our massive Iron Titan. about 12 seconds after this he was nearly one hit killed when the ship was attacked by a kraken blown up.
Paladins. The true masters of acrobatics.
This was while we were trying to escape on rowboats. I could have taken one of the other unoccupied ones but I was determined to make this one mine (I later claimed it as my own on shore.)
You can always tell it's going to be a good plan if the DM says " **** you, that's not going to work"
Muleback cords. A hell of a wondrous Item. That and mah mad gains (12 str )
Dost though even hoist brethren?
The process of me spitting my mouth blood at the jailer and him punching me, was repeated until I was a single hit away from unconsciousness. needless to say it was an unpleasant, and completely unnecessary chain of events.
My first attempt at a comp with my terrible great ms paint skills. The reason this comp was mainly me and the GM is because the first session was so long ago I only really remember what I said. That + the fact that we hadn't started showing our "special-ness" in the first session. If this goes well future comps will have quotes from everybody in the party, and hopefully less ****** pictures.
