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D&D Greentext Comp 3

Okay, so let' s see what we' got. So Phill, your Huff says you play an instrument?"
Yeah, I' m playing a instrument."
I can see that, it says you are terrible. Anyway, your stats all even out- Low intelligence, above average in everything else. It also says that you can get your way around women without knowing?"
Yep, that' s me alright"
moving on. Lee, maincharacter is missing an eye?"
Yeah, Ne allowed myself to make a few changed to the modifiers based on that.''
I can see: You can not use perception without heavy debuff, however you have good strength and knowledge about close combat apparently? On the down side, you note that everyone is initially repulsed by the one eye which I
accept"
Also I' m a woman."
Are you sure?"
Absolutely."
This is not fetish '
Look, It' s not like I made her a fox or something, she still is human."
Okay, I accept her. Ben, you maxed out your strength and increased everything else is average which I can accept, except-. low intelligence though. Don' t anyone have high intelligence here?"
I dof
Okay, hit mef
Tm an old mam''
Interesting- I can see that you heavily increased your intelligence for loss in strength and dexterity. Non combat I suppose. Also you asked ifyou can own wharehouse on the main planet along with a spaceship?"
Yeah, about that, do you mind if we start the campaign there?"
Not at all. Your character is good to go. AI right, onto John, you are playing a notahuman? Aquatic interesting. Racial modifiers to save throws due to a hard shell. Natural weapon is claws. I can see you rolled terrible on
everything else. You don' t have a lot of money- Are you sure you want to play this?"
Absolutely, also his racial Huff states that he can survive on low food so I thought it was evened oetf
Okay a bit too hard for mctasty, but you are an experienced role player after all. I green light it."
Okay, Amelia you are asking ifyou can play a woman, short, high charisma, not terrible high stats otherwise. Your back story states that you' dates F' ' s character and that you work forthe old man? You speak common
and some other language. This is actually interesting. Good to go. Now one guy left-”
My character is a former athlete."
can see that, are you sure about the high dexterity?"
justify it through my background story.''
Okay. You also have high intelligence but low strength and speed. I accept it. Okay so let' s get started. As I previously agreed to you all start - Hubert' s? --. house. Hubert since it' s your house why don' t you stat"
afterthe more and say 'Good news everyone!“
OH **** YOU GUYS. THIS IS THE LAST TIME I RUN ROGUE TRADER FOR Your'
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#10 to #8 - carbohydrates ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
Superman...
#4 - loveher (03/26/2015) [-]
I've never played D&D but have heard enough about it to be interested. Can someone please explain the punchline to the 1st one?
User avatar #5 to #4 - miia ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
All the characters they described were the main characters of Futurama.

The "Good News Everyone!" is a signature phrase of the old professor scientist guy.
User avatar #1 - EFGsBrother [OP](03/25/2015) [-]
cloakndagger you may appreciate this.
User avatar #3 to #1 - cloakndagger (03/25/2015) [-]
I do, thank you very much! I seriously need to get into tabletop gaming. This **** is just ******* GOLD.
#2 - midrak (03/25/2015) [-]
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#12 to #2 - pettdavids ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
No, but if I were you I would
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