D&D Greentext Comp 2
D wane House Millionaire M/ ) 01 IT
Holy **** , this thread' s alya?
Sim?
492
7443
Well, apparently the people want to near of Boxcar Joe, the Magic Hobo
we Saga begins where most of my tales happened dd, Dark Heresy
Back when w didn' t know how the Mes worked (actually, w SW dont On purpose Back then w cared w w was shown a Random Character wt the system
What w ended up with was a guy who wad only two real talents Mammy his Bass Guntar, and Running
He was mostly broke, only cloths on his back, no Bass swat, and that was In remarkably good shape'
He was a psyker, one wte really weak ones (so weak l was actually to tell c we was)
He had a week that could only be described as ‘Business casual, ti l was swept tn For about a week/
When he was described to the group, one of my Marius remarked 'So you' re playig some sort of Magill Hobo?
was were his name came item we orgnel name, that was towed in was immedately discarded MY the moniker oi Boxcar Joe, the Magic Hobo'
Wynn give me a minute, w start typing upthe butthat happened
D wane House M
Hairs M/ ) 01 32
Hist mission mt the Infestor, w wasnt tn the group yet
They landed tn the we where w was wrang to investigate some sen wan associate
was trying to he put has home
They met up with some mam arbitrators, got some wean, and went hunting
played his Bass wot a rhythm so an impromptu dance party tn the hwy hive
we acolytes got into a outside the pub where Boxcar Joe was trying to dunk his lunch tn peace
He stepped out, and this ts where w became aware of my
on my wen, A , some sort oi assassin, two guardsman, and someone who Woks We they Just stepped out era pulp Pl novel item the ans Trench coat, Mora, whole shebang
on my mt, so we or Take
w grabbed my home, and chucked it at the Kent's
whori‘ t wte and pretend w remember all Mme numbers, but
we tame ht a we Tyrant that was wt some reason
we tyrant had ts was turned by the pure alcohol
ewe tyrant thrashed tate bridge
and enter behing fall v. towing all butane one ts shot by the the otherone kicks In the ace so hard it was
w then baked over at the stunned group
Bigworlds, yeah? You narrate watch the local cockroach populated bastards get real uppity every couple of years (F
w was wen shadowmed mm the group
rm not going to tell all we DH related tales, but he lasted pretty much we Ennis campaign Whenever he was threadly envolved tn a confrontation, all rolls would go nght to swim end or we spectrum Every other roll
was a enter a
in the end, we got sucked into the warp swing his couch
That end dim story
Cl wane House Millionaire ) 01 45 )
About a month later, w was running a Shadowrun game mt , l matters)
They were all rowling up characters, and were was one new guy we wasnt there or the DH game
He opted wt a random creation thing
Ended up with a techical pawns! Hobo street shaman we Wed on a couch tn a downtown
He owned a Bass swat. shades that looked sightly toe mg mt mm, and his couch was even described as tn mna% bly good shape'
We all joked that two diferent computers with two diferent random generators had created Boxcar we
Met explaning why l was so ****** uppotte new guy, we laughed and named no character . the Magic Hobo
we game went along normally iota wte. and wen the not combat happened
Boxcar we grabbed a can soup, spent a point of edge, grabbed six dice, and wet w at one wte guys trying to mug him
We wave a rule wen l comes to expending dice every Edie ' Intended erect gets bagger
27 hits water. all seven thugs (one was hiding around the comer) were dead item the side was of that thrown can one gun also recharged into a passing truck, instantly kong the met wot a
and the van to a washing halt with the entrance Mme alley
Boxcar we starts (making out, because stopping the thugs cost him his dinner
Bahia anyone group com’ censers Mn, we back door oi the delivery van popped open revealing the randomly rolled or cargo Assorted %
we game wasted about Six months, and tn the second to the last session Boxcar Joe west control or a spell and got thrown into a magic ponai out oi ream
Ana that game, a couple Mom players went them separate ways We played some games with some new guys, and then w an into one Mme dudes we wet
He had a story to tell about Boxcar Joe
D wane House M
Hairs M/ ) 01 59
Tums out that she played tn a Delta Green game, and one oi the guys tn the group, using some him oi random generator, ended up creating Boxcar we
When she met him tn the game, she started laughing about the character, sayang he sounded We someone item an the Magic Hobo
At this point, according to , the group Mi silent They showed mime sheet
Name , the Magic Hobo
westren forthat l was a wt acouple groups, were a musically ' Magc Hobo' avouch tn good shape' had turned up tn more than aiee random character
generators
Part wte was that played with the and the laws
so then w asked out wen was games happened tn recation to ours
After doing some math (and a Mme btt ) w made an interesting discovery , due to a combanation of game schedules and campaign Bengt's, l seems as though Boxcar Joe was not tn any two
games at once in parallel runnang games yes, but ti one game was on a Tuesday and so was another, something would happen that would amount to Boxcar we going away tbr wet one session we the guy hang
Secondly Every time Boxcar Joe has at a game, he hasnt died At least not tn a way that the body was ever found
Sucked into a pan: -, thrown on a cw, Gellar Feld mute, etc Almost Senate deaths tn everyplace, but no body ever found
Sometimes the game ends and Just hitches a we out oftern or something, severity be seen again
As a result, w have a sneaking suspicion that every appearance wte character Boxcar Joe' ts tn an the same person
D wane House M
As at as my personal theory goes w have two pieces of evidence tn my aver Every instance of his apperance that w can m envolved both a random character generator. and the laws or probablty going nght out the
window
we of ms same person appearing tn (no particular order) Dark Heresy, Rogue Trader, Shadowrun. Exalted, Old AND New Worlds oi Darkness, Demands, Call oi Cthulhu, Delta Green, DRAH, Star
Wars, MAID, Six diiferent amps games, D& D (Fahren, Eberron. Dark Sun, Spell Jammer, and at least two settings), Fantasy Draw. spy Catt. and about SIX diiferent homebrew games?
****** fl know
Not sure w want to
A Mend oi mine once pointed out that ti we swapped the couch out (oi a , he would bare an uncanny resemblance to we Doctor
id rather not think on that tee hard
Holy **** , this thread' s alya?
Sim?
492
7443
Well, apparently the people want to near of Boxcar Joe, the Magic Hobo
we Saga begins where most of my tales happened dd, Dark Heresy
Back when w didn' t know how the Mes worked (actually, w SW dont On purpose Back then w cared w w was shown a Random Character wt the system
What w ended up with was a guy who wad only two real talents Mammy his Bass Guntar, and Running
He was mostly broke, only cloths on his back, no Bass swat, and that was In remarkably good shape'
He was a psyker, one wte really weak ones (so weak l was actually to tell c we was)
He had a week that could only be described as ‘Business casual, ti l was swept tn For about a week/
When he was described to the group, one of my Marius remarked 'So you' re playig some sort of Magill Hobo?
was were his name came item we orgnel name, that was towed in was immedately discarded MY the moniker oi Boxcar Joe, the Magic Hobo'
Wynn give me a minute, w start typing upthe butthat happened
D wane House M
Hairs M/ ) 01 32
Hist mission mt the Infestor, w wasnt tn the group yet
They landed tn the we where w was wrang to investigate some sen wan associate
was trying to he put has home
They met up with some mam arbitrators, got some wean, and went hunting
played his Bass wot a rhythm so an impromptu dance party tn the hwy hive
we acolytes got into a outside the pub where Boxcar Joe was trying to dunk his lunch tn peace
He stepped out, and this ts where w became aware of my
on my wen, A , some sort oi assassin, two guardsman, and someone who Woks We they Just stepped out era pulp Pl novel item the ans Trench coat, Mora, whole shebang
on my mt, so we or Take
w grabbed my home, and chucked it at the Kent's
whori‘ t wte and pretend w remember all Mme numbers, but
we tame ht a we Tyrant that was wt some reason
we tyrant had ts was turned by the pure alcohol
ewe tyrant thrashed tate bridge
and enter behing fall v. towing all butane one ts shot by the the otherone kicks In the ace so hard it was
w then baked over at the stunned group
Bigworlds, yeah? You narrate watch the local cockroach populated bastards get real uppity every couple of years (F
w was wen shadowmed mm the group
rm not going to tell all we DH related tales, but he lasted pretty much we Ennis campaign Whenever he was threadly envolved tn a confrontation, all rolls would go nght to swim end or we spectrum Every other roll
was a enter a
in the end, we got sucked into the warp swing his couch
That end dim story
Cl wane House Millionaire ) 01 45 )
About a month later, w was running a Shadowrun game mt , l matters)
They were all rowling up characters, and were was one new guy we wasnt there or the DH game
He opted wt a random creation thing
Ended up with a techical pawns! Hobo street shaman we Wed on a couch tn a downtown
He owned a Bass swat. shades that looked sightly toe mg mt mm, and his couch was even described as tn mna% bly good shape'
We all joked that two diferent computers with two diferent random generators had created Boxcar we
Met explaning why l was so ****** uppotte new guy, we laughed and named no character . the Magic Hobo
we game went along normally iota wte. and wen the not combat happened
Boxcar we grabbed a can soup, spent a point of edge, grabbed six dice, and wet w at one wte guys trying to mug him
We wave a rule wen l comes to expending dice every Edie ' Intended erect gets bagger
27 hits water. all seven thugs (one was hiding around the comer) were dead item the side was of that thrown can one gun also recharged into a passing truck, instantly kong the met wot a
and the van to a washing halt with the entrance Mme alley
Boxcar we starts (making out, because stopping the thugs cost him his dinner
Bahia anyone group com’ censers Mn, we back door oi the delivery van popped open revealing the randomly rolled or cargo Assorted %
we game wasted about Six months, and tn the second to the last session Boxcar Joe west control or a spell and got thrown into a magic ponai out oi ream
Ana that game, a couple Mom players went them separate ways We played some games with some new guys, and then w an into one Mme dudes we wet
He had a story to tell about Boxcar Joe
D wane House M
Hairs M/ ) 01 59
Tums out that she played tn a Delta Green game, and one oi the guys tn the group, using some him oi random generator, ended up creating Boxcar we
When she met him tn the game, she started laughing about the character, sayang he sounded We someone item an the Magic Hobo
At this point, according to , the group Mi silent They showed mime sheet
Name , the Magic Hobo
westren forthat l was a wt acouple groups, were a musically ' Magc Hobo' avouch tn good shape' had turned up tn more than aiee random character
generators
Part wte was that played with the and the laws
so then w asked out wen was games happened tn recation to ours
After doing some math (and a Mme btt ) w made an interesting discovery , due to a combanation of game schedules and campaign Bengt's, l seems as though Boxcar Joe was not tn any two
games at once in parallel runnang games yes, but ti one game was on a Tuesday and so was another, something would happen that would amount to Boxcar we going away tbr wet one session we the guy hang
Secondly Every time Boxcar Joe has at a game, he hasnt died At least not tn a way that the body was ever found
Sucked into a pan: -, thrown on a cw, Gellar Feld mute, etc Almost Senate deaths tn everyplace, but no body ever found
Sometimes the game ends and Just hitches a we out oftern or something, severity be seen again
As a result, w have a sneaking suspicion that every appearance wte character Boxcar Joe' ts tn an the same person
D wane House M
As at as my personal theory goes w have two pieces of evidence tn my aver Every instance of his apperance that w can m envolved both a random character generator. and the laws or probablty going nght out the
window
we of ms same person appearing tn (no particular order) Dark Heresy, Rogue Trader, Shadowrun. Exalted, Old AND New Worlds oi Darkness, Demands, Call oi Cthulhu, Delta Green, DRAH, Star
Wars, MAID, Six diiferent amps games, D& D (Fahren, Eberron. Dark Sun, Spell Jammer, and at least two settings), Fantasy Draw. spy Catt. and about SIX diiferent homebrew games?
****** fl know
Not sure w want to
A Mend oi mine once pointed out that ti we swapped the couch out (oi a , he would bare an uncanny resemblance to we Doctor
id rather not think on that tee hard
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