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Anonymous / / ( Som) as 27 No 38568012 _ »
So dun game was gouty well up a couple weeks ago - we play an one do the players houses, and his mornen began to vows! that we let his little mornen play (because he' s been comp[ he wanns to an week) one player has privately been
wormed that the use do his noose depends on no
so little brother's' m, halfway through one campaign To and "learn" nes been reading (Waugh hos big mowers books, moment this pretty much amounted to looking (Waugh splat books non the pretty matures
one comes to one game and demands to be a demilich
Woman kind do st there Insure what to say This Is a level 9 game and the guy wanns no be a demilich we tell him no cue halt an noun do one even started no my Manly mangoes no
The mornen comes and yells at the big brother, big brother ones to saxplayer one problem, and eventually he remit: - it he gets to play his second idea, a dragon
Now see the other problem Is one He' s an enemy He was actually tyoa no suggest the kid play a lich wizard 4 Instead So when the kid wanted to be a dragon Instead, guess what he got? Yep a dragon
A very young mass wagon one dirst hog he does IS declare that nes one party leader When someone disagrees he declares "I pm him no one andand and breathe one on his balls Tr
His big brother ones to change his round, but nope "lam a big mangione dragon, I should be rubing the lesser racest Youve all humans, so I' m one Vader"
Tern manures do doinng later, we decide to play among Ins non so bad, one kid wanns to any on with one sows story - so he can edmo duo do t the many sue leader but whatever He' s non swung "Let' s ditch this dungeon" do anything, so we' re cool
WIN we get a message loom the local king, that Is
Anonymous ( Srm) ll 33 No 38568062 o »
one ponyness nas been kidnapped by a dragon, he wanns us to help man man man (Ins actually owns a good story but also really )
one kid immediately assumes that
a) nes the wagon In
b) ransom on 000, while moons lung’: mun Is a
He' d watched Austin Powers one ought before, so when I say b) I mean he' s yelling "ONE DOLLARS!" nameing his Index dirtier m his mouth because ones a retard, and like a schoolgirl
At this poot everyone Is holding their head m their nants Our poor, poor IS tyoa to hide benned his screen
Whatt' the knd asks
the comes to dun rescue and pulls a solution out do his ass - the kid did do no but antonin wagon stole one ponyness while they were gong to see the lung Everyone saw that dragon, so everyone (monks the kid Is Johny and nave a good
laugh, than send us on duo way
Kid mow poms a little He wanns his muses: back
we manage to gen no the wagons lair and demean no without too much hassle (the kid Ines to go "Are you ' and demand his AC and one wagons stats be checked even (Ions he gets hit), and there the ponyness Is, lied no an altar Everyone‘:
to wrap up (we' re all -, but now that the kid Is playnig we nave to stop balms his PPM bed\ Ime) when one kid. through a was he swiped ‘mm his big mornen, asks
How much up Is he wanton?
Hell, no
one makes a show do at his Rules and decides to go tor a cannon swung she' s non worth but he' ll get "quest en Ion her
some knd calms down, at Reaso tor now Muses: and return
And the kid demands his 1, 000,
Anonymous ( ) as No mornen e »
that snow be dun
one big loses his hempen , that just means naming to the kid and swung "mono be a retard, you em do that Tr
Farte," one kid says, giggling, "I **** on her chest Tr
In the demilich got an awkward silence balms, this was a Land do that nomad any muse m the room Nobody behaves - nobody wanns no behave - that he Inst said that
In one pause he adds, and wen I nape her"
And , breaking pom! IS reached
see on the otherside do the kid Is Dare we don' t nave any assholes In one group, but it we did no would be Dave none does!“ know a we loom memory he can fod no m one stack do books we own In under a muons, he doesn' t nave much tor
taggity, but he' s a once guy and prefers omen He' s a omen guy, slow to anger (although even he has needed to be talked mm soaking by one my
At ms pom, Dave noses his hempen
l cast Killer"
What? no you-" Enabling Is on on by nave slamming one wee cup m form! do one kid
we 25," he says
one knd MI: Even balms the dice stops mornng he' s dunno stop l and sayian, "l rowed a thirty Tr
Dave' s nand slams down dice mlady one kid He leaps back mm his chair Dave Inns his nand
Anonymous ( Suri) 42 No 38568133 o »
See? Thirty," one kid says
Helms the kid can react, Dave his and looks no oven
save Is or he says
But I nave special tow"
Dave up: one sheet up
one kid starts no cry, and an attack on Dave nave responds by grabbing the kid by the hair and dragging him on
one others taillow partly to and stop him but mostly to watch
Everyone knows that Sooner on later, the Lads Is to attractions Mother Dave smartly the kid and gets a my on his anon Instead , bun doesn' t let go
What' s the meaning do this? What are you " one angry mornen rushes oven to her knd
Pussy steps odonald Sony, ma' am, we wait do t agel-
He stole my aigrettes Tr Dave suddenly says
In you hadn' t seen what happened below you' d (monk Dave was mad oven this we nod because we know one won Dave has this odd nervous habit - his neon leg starts to men and shake when he' s angry - and mm now he' s Beaning on big brother tor
support Nobody dares luck with his he
WHATER" one his hard to behave, do Louise one kid Is quick no react too, to Dave and "UAR" "
Check his pockets Dave says simply
Guess what nave managed to cram n the Lads pocket while he was ******** his grip?
4/ 5 whoops
File no was this mg you KB, 384x330)
And
one kid Is STILL grounded He' s neven mung to play may with us agar» [ y wen duo do dun mow good gaming spot one " tor loamy such a bad on him and doesn' t wana us back and
big brother guesses no will take at Reaso sun months no get on her good side
we' been looking tor somewhere some we' med a players bedroom (crammed mm a derperson mom with a single chair didn' o work), Dave' s backyard on started ) and are currently holed up m his It' s
non a good place to play owes: you wana to LARP steampunk non , but " somethingg
And we' made a new house mks - Dave neven has to pay agar: Ion a year
So dun game was gouty well up a couple weeks ago - we play an one do the players houses, and his mornen began to vows! that we let his little mornen play (because he' s been comp[ he wanns to an week) one player has privately been
wormed that the use do his noose depends on no
so little brother's' m, halfway through one campaign To and "learn" nes been reading (Waugh hos big mowers books, moment this pretty much amounted to looking (Waugh splat books non the pretty matures
one comes to one game and demands to be a demilich
Woman kind do st there Insure what to say This Is a level 9 game and the guy wanns no be a demilich we tell him no cue halt an noun do one even started no my Manly mangoes no
The mornen comes and yells at the big brother, big brother ones to saxplayer one problem, and eventually he remit: - it he gets to play his second idea, a dragon
Now see the other problem Is one He' s an enemy He was actually tyoa no suggest the kid play a lich wizard 4 Instead So when the kid wanted to be a dragon Instead, guess what he got? Yep a dragon
A very young mass wagon one dirst hog he does IS declare that nes one party leader When someone disagrees he declares "I pm him no one andand and breathe one on his balls Tr
His big brother ones to change his round, but nope "lam a big mangione dragon, I should be rubing the lesser racest Youve all humans, so I' m one Vader"
Tern manures do doinng later, we decide to play among Ins non so bad, one kid wanns to any on with one sows story - so he can edmo duo do t the many sue leader but whatever He' s non swung "Let' s ditch this dungeon" do anything, so we' re cool
WIN we get a message loom the local king, that Is
Anonymous ( Srm) ll 33 No 38568062 o »
one ponyness nas been kidnapped by a dragon, he wanns us to help man man man (Ins actually owns a good story but also really )
one kid immediately assumes that
a) nes the wagon In
b) ransom on 000, while moons lung’: mun Is a
He' d watched Austin Powers one ought before, so when I say b) I mean he' s yelling "ONE DOLLARS!" nameing his Index dirtier m his mouth because ones a retard, and like a schoolgirl
At this poot everyone Is holding their head m their nants Our poor, poor IS tyoa to hide benned his screen
Whatt' the knd asks
the comes to dun rescue and pulls a solution out do his ass - the kid did do no but antonin wagon stole one ponyness while they were gong to see the lung Everyone saw that dragon, so everyone (monks the kid Is Johny and nave a good
laugh, than send us on duo way
Kid mow poms a little He wanns his muses: back
we manage to gen no the wagons lair and demean no without too much hassle (the kid Ines to go "Are you ' and demand his AC and one wagons stats be checked even (Ions he gets hit), and there the ponyness Is, lied no an altar Everyone‘:
to wrap up (we' re all -, but now that the kid Is playnig we nave to stop balms his PPM bed\ Ime) when one kid. through a was he swiped ‘mm his big mornen, asks
How much up Is he wanton?
Hell, no
one makes a show do at his Rules and decides to go tor a cannon swung she' s non worth but he' ll get "quest en Ion her
some knd calms down, at Reaso tor now Muses: and return
And the kid demands his 1, 000,
Anonymous ( ) as No mornen e »
that snow be dun
one big loses his hempen , that just means naming to the kid and swung "mono be a retard, you em do that Tr
Farte," one kid says, giggling, "I **** on her chest Tr
In the demilich got an awkward silence balms, this was a Land do that nomad any muse m the room Nobody behaves - nobody wanns no behave - that he Inst said that
In one pause he adds, and wen I nape her"
And , breaking pom! IS reached
see on the otherside do the kid Is Dare we don' t nave any assholes In one group, but it we did no would be Dave none does!“ know a we loom memory he can fod no m one stack do books we own In under a muons, he doesn' t nave much tor
taggity, but he' s a once guy and prefers omen He' s a omen guy, slow to anger (although even he has needed to be talked mm soaking by one my
At ms pom, Dave noses his hempen
l cast Killer"
What? no you-" Enabling Is on on by nave slamming one wee cup m form! do one kid
we 25," he says
one knd MI: Even balms the dice stops mornng he' s dunno stop l and sayian, "l rowed a thirty Tr
Dave' s nand slams down dice mlady one kid He leaps back mm his chair Dave Inns his nand
Anonymous ( Suri) 42 No 38568133 o »
See? Thirty," one kid says
Helms the kid can react, Dave his and looks no oven
save Is or he says
But I nave special tow"
Dave up: one sheet up
one kid starts no cry, and an attack on Dave nave responds by grabbing the kid by the hair and dragging him on
one others taillow partly to and stop him but mostly to watch
Everyone knows that Sooner on later, the Lads Is to attractions Mother Dave smartly the kid and gets a my on his anon Instead , bun doesn' t let go
What' s the meaning do this? What are you " one angry mornen rushes oven to her knd
Pussy steps odonald Sony, ma' am, we wait do t agel-
He stole my aigrettes Tr Dave suddenly says
In you hadn' t seen what happened below you' d (monk Dave was mad oven this we nod because we know one won Dave has this odd nervous habit - his neon leg starts to men and shake when he' s angry - and mm now he' s Beaning on big brother tor
support Nobody dares luck with his he
WHATER" one his hard to behave, do Louise one kid Is quick no react too, to Dave and "UAR" "
Check his pockets Dave says simply
Guess what nave managed to cram n the Lads pocket while he was ******** his grip?
4/ 5 whoops
File no was this mg you KB, 384x330)
And
one kid Is STILL grounded He' s neven mung to play may with us agar» [ y wen duo do dun mow good gaming spot one " tor loamy such a bad on him and doesn' t wana us back and
big brother guesses no will take at Reaso sun months no get on her good side
we' been looking tor somewhere some we' med a players bedroom (crammed mm a derperson mom with a single chair didn' o work), Dave' s backyard on started ) and are currently holed up m his It' s
non a good place to play owes: you wana to LARP steampunk non , but " somethingg
And we' made a new house mks - Dave neven has to pay agar: Ion a year
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