>forget to make character beforehand.
>so i make a fighter. my great sword with rip you a great new hole.
>go to town to help wit kobold problem.
>meet rest of party at the tavern
>we get psyonic grey elf, marshal spellscale, and rouge fey touched.
>then there is me, human fighter. i am the mary sue <insert sadface here>
>we take nightly watches
>bastards get away
>we sweep the forest looking
>don't find them
>rouge and psyonic rally the town and start preparations to build a wall around it
>me and marshal sweep last part of forest
>conversation goes "dude, lets try following the tracks"
>we follow the tracks for about a mile
>come across cave
>movement outside cave, can't quite see what it is
> our war cries. "CHHHAAAAAAARRRRGGGEEEE" "COMMITTMEEEEEEENNNT!!"
>roll, hit 6dmg
>look at enemy i just committed to fighting
>next round raped along with marshal
>new character time
>he makes dwarf ranger, i make human monk
>get recruited from next town over about kobold problem (psyonic went looking for help, town was too busy to aid them)
>continue building wall with town. finish soon after
>wall has openings at north south east and west gates. rouge traps them.
>tiny catapults on tripwire launch oil and alchemist fire. he disarms is each morning and set it up each night
>ranger teaches 30 men how to fight with shortswords
>rouge teaches 5 men how to fight with daggers
>fast forward a bit
>party has to split and take a squad each from the militia. rouges report back
>single kobolds trip traps, then three kobods suicide into the fire so others can cross
>my squad battle first
>kobold first. **********
>8 kobols in a 15ft 2 per 5ft square and 2 in back with slings
>comman man with swords to left and right of me go down, i get 8 hit points taken out of me
>I have a sack with 39 pints of oil in it and have a flint and steel
>swing bag to smack kobolds dousing them in oil. out of actions
>order one of my men to grab the flint and steel and light it
>he grabs it and runs into the oil covered kobolds
>ends combat killing all kobolds there
>retreat to center of town
>go through other people's turns
>"hey how did turtle's turn go again?"
>"he ordered one of his men to suicide bomb into the enemy creating a small inferno"
>"yea sounds about right"
>i didn't order him to suicide into it..
>its believable though, in RL i would fall under evil alignment
>i now carry that reputation with me