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we accured waee storming the tower ewwy
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sold the act
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and My response?
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chm plan was now complete, and the weem a clear head
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tome from the tower' s library, and had my mowe: seme me seme more wwee had newsier all the
treasure (and all my former eqipment) W Bags seme my my Inventory, w
realied pst how meeh w had tapped from my scroll , and to set to correcion that problem once w
returned to my sanctum we merchant' s guards awed as w was the fourteenth chapter, and anew a wew
pleasantest, w control oaee tower's them, took the chests deems and trade bars,
and ewe them all a qood eay
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returned ews meant: ewm we exchange was generally pleasant, and w rehearsed ewm mowe cashin
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to cut ewm back we on ews share oaee mew wwee wanted (naaw back up mam He declined, and went we became
a mum lord along the trade roads, weege he eventually emme to rule a small barony and had a we alkyds as he
wavy old and fat
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mew anthoney we what had once been a small, reginal wane wwee no vews on undead and Her new
and force impersonally changed that, and now what was a small scew w: perhaps the cheesew of
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blood up
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point, my wan had crown to someting that weege have made Arokky : and the my wave , traps
and meemees could have stonewalled was more than a Corpse, bleached bone and
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and the outer Planes, we and seen wee the best ofthem
we own ended the wee weeze wwme aftertastes we had gone late, and we was around l we the
w had work the next day, and w knew w weege be misrable, but w between help but chuckle and sowwe
sheepfold at everyone ease around the table Then weeks were all somewhere between awwee fury, mowe amusement,
and confusion, as waey really between behave that eams and hundreds uneven: had ended we vews
w opened another bottle bywater and pulled a halftones character seer's from my bag, new and cusp except for
the wwee for players names, weege w had waker the waey mew down the eames at the table was
pretty summed waee most everyone sawe that yes, they were yew Interested we what my would be