Catinacan's d&d story
Alright, before I start this story, here's a little background:
My friends and I decided that it would be cool to get a little d&d game started during lunch. Lunch is only 30 minutes long, so our game session is split up terribly, but it's hard for 5 guys to meet anywhere else, plus we're all there whether we like it or not. The game consists of 4 players and a DM: myself (catinacan), 3 other guys, who we'll call Mike, Ed, and Eli, and hamsterbox. We're playing 5e.
Players:
Me: DM
Ed: Tiefling Ranger
Mike: Tiefling Rogue
Eli: Mountain Dwarf Paladin
hamsterbox: Tiefling Monk
As you can tell, my group likes tieflings. We're mostly playing this game for the lulz, though we incorporate some serious elements.
>Party has just entered dungeon beneath the Sleazy Sandwich, the worst strip club in town
>Making their way through the dungeon, the party comes across and defeats a grimlock sentinel before entering living chamber of grimlocks
>Grimlock male and female are rolling in the filthy hay
>Hamsterbox immediately makes charisma check to join and succeeds
>Next Eli tried to join
>Rolls 20
>Eli is now being serviced by both grimlocks when Ed joins in
>Eli reveals his plan to decapitate the grimlock that is sucking hamsterbox off
>hamsterbox: "Wait, guys, I pull my dick out of the grimlock's mouth!"
>Ed screams "SPANK ITS ASS WITH YOUR TAIL!!!"
>Just then, VP comes around the bush we eat behind
> ****** .exe
>We're on the very edge of campus, nobody has ever come out here before
>Dead silence
>VP: "Yeah, I heard that!"
>Suppressed laughter from party
>VP surveys d&d stuff, but clearly has no idea what we're doing
>VP gives us a little speech about cleaning up our trash, then tells us we can "continue with your interesting conversation"
>party laughs hysterically for 5 minutes straight
>now we have yet another person to avoid in the halls
My friends and I decided that it would be cool to get a little d&d game started during lunch. Lunch is only 30 minutes long, so our game session is split up terribly, but it's hard for 5 guys to meet anywhere else, plus we're all there whether we like it or not. The game consists of 4 players and a DM: myself (catinacan), 3 other guys, who we'll call Mike, Ed, and Eli, and hamsterbox. We're playing 5e.
Players:
Me: DM
Ed: Tiefling Ranger
Mike: Tiefling Rogue
Eli: Mountain Dwarf Paladin
hamsterbox: Tiefling Monk
As you can tell, my group likes tieflings. We're mostly playing this game for the lulz, though we incorporate some serious elements.
>Party has just entered dungeon beneath the Sleazy Sandwich, the worst strip club in town
>Making their way through the dungeon, the party comes across and defeats a grimlock sentinel before entering living chamber of grimlocks
>Grimlock male and female are rolling in the filthy hay
>Hamsterbox immediately makes charisma check to join and succeeds
>Next Eli tried to join
>Rolls 20
>Eli is now being serviced by both grimlocks when Ed joins in
>Eli reveals his plan to decapitate the grimlock that is sucking hamsterbox off
>hamsterbox: "Wait, guys, I pull my dick out of the grimlock's mouth!"
>Ed screams "SPANK ITS ASS WITH YOUR TAIL!!!"
>Just then, VP comes around the bush we eat behind
> ****** .exe
>We're on the very edge of campus, nobody has ever come out here before
>Dead silence
>VP: "Yeah, I heard that!"
>Suppressed laughter from party
>VP surveys d&d stuff, but clearly has no idea what we're doing
>VP gives us a little speech about cleaning up our trash, then tells us we can "continue with your interesting conversation"
>party laughs hysterically for 5 minutes straight
>now we have yet another person to avoid in the halls
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