The best games are those roleplay-heavy, serious ones that still allow for awesome stuff to happen - without becoming goofy.

Sadly those don´t happen too often with my group.

At least we don´t have one of them awkward ***** who try to turn D&D into some fetish roleplay **** .

Completely agree.

Luckily the people I currently play with really prefer RP-heavy campaings with a lot of lore and stuff.

I once played with a retard who thought it was a great idea to mess with the city guards. At one point they try to aprehend him. For some reason this ****** thinks his best option is to aggrovate the guards and disarm one of the guards, to intimidate them with his martial prowess. He botched the roll and the guards proceed to poke him to death with their spears.
Then he ******* complains and said it was completely unfair.
Mess with the bull, you get the horns.

This is the only really good DnD story one I've come across.
Pimpin DM.

Where do you go to university?

I'm sure there is some sort of club or society for stuff like that

Germany, Julius- Maximilians-Universität.

And no, there´s nothing like that - there are rather few "clubs" and stuff like that, I think that´s mostly an american thing.

Not to mention that I´d rather like to keep this away from University. As it is now, D&D isn´t really the hobby I want everybody to know that I have

Dude, wtf, don't give a **** about what other people think of you. If someone judges you solely on the fact that you play DnD you don't want that person as your friend anyways.

I'm sure if you ask some of your friends that don't play they would probably say yes.

I've played DnD with a lot of different people. I've yet to find someone who completely dislikes it.

In all honesty? It´s not that I care about what other people think in that way - I´m rather goodlooking (or so I´m told), successfull with girls and have a very close circle of friends that held together since kindergarten + a load of friends I made on University even though I´ve only started this semester second time, tho - I think I can allow myself to look like a bit of a nerd (hell, already do, I mean I got Tolkien-Tattoos, collect comics and fantasy literature, etc)

It´s just that I KNOW some of the people who play D&D and I neither want to lump myself together with them, nor do I want to be lumped together. You seriously can´t imagine those ******* people, they seriously meet every damn clichée that you can think of. Fat, unwashed ***** who call you "normie" Normalo in germany unironically for coming to the comic-store with my girlfriend. People who play sexual roleplays/weird-ass D&D in the middle of the road in front of the comic store. You SERIOUSLY cannot imagine those people. It´s less a question of me caring to much about appeareances in general and more one of me just being at a point where I´ll do anything to not be lumped together with those people.

Sound like a bunch of disgusting ***** .

Well, ask some of your friends then. I'm sure they would want to try it out!

You honestly can´t imagine. Never thought those people where actually real, but once I started going to the several comic stores around I met more and more of them. Seriously thought all those clichées where just for **** and giggles before.

Well, right now I have a group, at home - so there´s something.
We don´t even have a DM at University so it´s useless either way.

Yeah, I know what you mean. I went to the Kung Fu club at my uni. It's all ******* aisans and weaboos. All of them study ******* engineering and science **** .

Stereotypes might be more real than we think bro.


You could DM yourself though. It's not that hard.