Because we can
>me and my friends playing D&D for the first time
>we all have pre-made characters
>we charge into the pre-made dungeon blindly striking anything that moves
>our dwarf fighter charges straight ahead and falls into a pit trap
>our halfling rogue tries to pull him up but falls in, too
>human mage is sitting in the back missing every shot
>half-elf cleric is running in circles around the room screaming (being played by the DM's little brother)
>I'm playing as a dragonborn paladin and end up clearing the whole room by myself
>next room, the fighter doesn't want to fall into another pit and uses his rope to tie himself to my back
>mage uses his rope to daisy-chain himself to me, being dragged along as he fires his magic missiles
>cleric sits in the corner and ***** himself with a mace
>rogue failed to disarm a dart trap and got shot, thereby lying in the middle of the room having a seizure
>I pull us to the end of the room with the rope like a ******* pack horse
>the next room we all tie ropes to each other and move through the encounter as one big blob
>tie rope to ceiling and swing like a five-headed spider man
>swing our way to the last room, dragon boss
>instantly rapes all of us
the DM was pissed at us for using so much rope
>we all have pre-made characters
>we charge into the pre-made dungeon blindly striking anything that moves
>our dwarf fighter charges straight ahead and falls into a pit trap
>our halfling rogue tries to pull him up but falls in, too
>human mage is sitting in the back missing every shot
>half-elf cleric is running in circles around the room screaming (being played by the DM's little brother)
>I'm playing as a dragonborn paladin and end up clearing the whole room by myself
>next room, the fighter doesn't want to fall into another pit and uses his rope to tie himself to my back
>mage uses his rope to daisy-chain himself to me, being dragged along as he fires his magic missiles
>cleric sits in the corner and ***** himself with a mace
>rogue failed to disarm a dart trap and got shot, thereby lying in the middle of the room having a seizure
>I pull us to the end of the room with the rope like a ******* pack horse
>the next room we all tie ropes to each other and move through the encounter as one big blob
>tie rope to ceiling and swing like a five-headed spider man
>swing our way to the last room, dragon boss
>instantly rapes all of us
the DM was pissed at us for using so much rope
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