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Designed to make you Pooh your pants.

Tags: dungeons | Dragons | Bear | Traps

on - Anonymous 01/ 18/ 08( Fri) 07. 15 No. 1032863
With so much tall: about Bear Traps, I' ll share my little brother' s
awesomely executed trap from a recent session. He had trapped the
doorway to his room, and the dwarf party member didn' t spot the
triplane.
Little Brother: Well you dwarves just go circle jerk in your caves
anyways.
My Friend: That' s it, i charge him.
My Friend: k, roll reflex
LB: He sets bear trap
Pit, fiuck your bear trap, I' ll limp deer there and kill you!
MDMA: As you trip the thin wire near the door, a large Grizzly Bear
falls on you from the ceiling, lo oking rather emaciated and hungry for
blood.

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#4 - thechosentroll (06/09/2015) [-]

I did that in Dwarf Fortress once, except instead of a bear, I unleashed 50 rabid honeybadgers, who I'd spent years breeding for war. They repelled a siege on the own with surprisingly few casualties.

#11 to #4 - galaxyguy ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]

Pfft. Come back when that's 50 werehoneybadgers.

Really, though, that's pretty ******* cool.

+17

#12 to #11 - thechosentroll (06/09/2015) [-]

But then if you drop them at the wrong time, you'll end up with a bunch of naked dudes.

#13 to #12 - galaxyguy ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]

And that's not better?

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#14 to #13 - thechosentroll (06/09/2015) [-]

It's funnier, but a bit less effective.

#19 to #14 - angelojuusan (06/09/2015) [-]

Depends on their Wrestling skill.

#6 to #4 - buya (06/09/2015) [-]

i will remember and cherish your comment always.

#29 to #6 - lnyanchl (12/28/2015) [-]

You better.

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#16 to #4 - hanklecram (06/09/2015) [-]

I had a cage filled with hundreds of kittens, cats, dogs and puppies to reduce lag, I set up pressure plates around it to set them off.
When the goblin invasion came, they marched into it and were torn to pieces.
Like, talking eyes scratched out, nerves severed or bleeding to death.
Course there were plenty of badly mangled animals afterwards but they knew what they were getting into.

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#7 to #4 - armwulf (06/09/2015) [-]

How did you put the honey badgers BACK

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#8 to #7 - leto (06/09/2015) [-]

you dont, you wait in your fort until a siege successfully manages to liberate you from the honey badgers

#10 to #7 - thechosentroll (06/09/2015) [-]

They were domesticated honeybadgers, which means that only 5 handlers lost some limbs or fingers while putting them back in their cage.

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#1 - arikel (06/09/2015) [-]

I'm ******* doing this.

#5 to #1 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]

fagget I can't thumb you up cause you blocked me

#26 to #5 - kingoftheanonymous (06/10/2015) [-]

ill do it for you

#15 - carrotpotato (06/09/2015) [-]

I thought it was an actual trap in an actual party with an actual dwarf. Reading "DM" was a huge disappointment. The story could have gone anywhere with a beginning like that

#2 - zaxzwim ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]

genius, they never expect it

#25 - jagerhaus (06/10/2015) [-]

The mighty dropbears

#27 to #25 - guamguy (06/10/2015) [-]

rawr

#9 - imjared (06/09/2015) [-]

heh
the despcription
heheh

#18 - nagafever (06/09/2015) [-]

**nagafever used "*roll picture*"**
**nagafever rolled image** guys i got an even greater idea... use 2 bears in the bear trap

#20 to #18 - alucardexplain (06/10/2015) [-]

Starving bears would eat each other before starving to death.
Need to buy/setup a trap for each individual bear.
If both go off, the bears will then fight over potential food.
Resource cost goes up, effectiveness goes down.
One bear is good.

#21 to #20 - nagafever (06/10/2015) [-]

cmon man be realistic here, if the bear eats the other bear he will grow twice as large, twice as strong and twice as effective

#22 to #21 - alucardexplain (06/10/2015) [-]

Pft, at best he'll gain a single level, if he's lucky.

#17 - twiley (06/09/2015) [-]

Ive only made one trap that was ever used in my group, i made what i simply named "a really big dart shooter". It was set off on accident, by myself, when i rolled a 2 to jump over it after i had just set it.

As soon as i stepped on it, i stood back up, only to have a gigantic, 45 foot long, 8 foot thick dart turn me into mush against the opposite wall.

Its still my favorite death.

#3 - bionicpanda ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]

I thought this was about hunting at first and got interested

i was dissapointed

#28 - peterbowser (06/10/2015) [-]

#24 - silentark (06/10/2015) [-]

one of my last escapades in DnD involved yanking a bear trap off a wizard's leg after he knocked himself out on one He rolled nat 20 for spotting them, then 2 for voiding them Strapped it to my sword hand and then next fight I killed one bandit conventionally, then used an action surge to backhand the other bandit in the face, suffice to say the bandit didn't survive. DM was even nice enough to let me keep it improvised weap, no proficiency bonus, 2xD6+S, 3 turn reload in combat

#23 - elcreepo (06/10/2015) [-]

I would make a trapdoor and fill it with trained killer stoats

Those things take down rabbits three times their size on their own

How do you think you're going to stand against 120 of them.