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Alight, see one yrs Mme ion an awesome games thread
BM Okay guys, (me to start the game What are you guys playng?
monent a on amen] barbaras He Wed booze a littleton much and out en Ins
BM Okay, sounds good How , Anona
we ell any a barbaras Hes a wane, ware sane mountain ms ewe we but new we, were C eye on ares were Thatcher, me and
BM Hun, okay gguess we can make l work And what about you guys?
manerds 2 3 and 4 all look at each other
monent 3 wen any 1 all rolled
mthe BM wens at all en as and nae, s may
BM Well, gents, net' s nucking downs
And so began our campaign
J D Anonymous / ) 01: 22 No 20013638 [v] :
Well, sence you guys asked I' ll start mm a byt on backstory
These guys have been my mend: ions long (me now They were the hast people n ever played D& D mm, and l had been quite some Mme sence I' d roleplayed mm them so, when my mend who had usually been a player suggested we all try and play
agayn, we jumped onthe chance
were are sue Mus, BM Me, who w/ l be Anon nor the purposes ohms story, Hand 1, who shall be J, Hand 2, who shall be T, Hand 3, who shall be G, and Hand 4, who shall be M
Now, n was usually the one to play the DEX characters, rogues, rangers and the Me, so n saw tho game as a chance to change up my playig style However, wen all pretty nucking bad at and wen pretty busy people, so we
talk about the land we would be playig
so the day Many bonned around, we all show up on (me mm our mince and our character sheets and take our seats around the table Any the shock on the Ital realation, we laugh l on and start playig
BM Some we ofyou are seated across cty He gazes balefully at you
A I' m sorry, but my characters INT score IS T What do those words mean?
We snacker
BM Adjudicator IS man who make law Balefully IS angely
A okay
BM shamona sneakin papers between nys hands at you agaen hand er, angely, retells you are a that need to be apprehended He stands up and hands you the lst
we BM gm: me a lst on names, , reasons nor warrant, and bounty amounts woven nu my hands, stanag onestly at the all angles, then turn to the BM
Me read
We all goggie agaen we BM sgos
n D Anonymous / ) 01: 58 M
My apolgies, tho IS set In 3 5
G nannies nys hand
G He has an INT score MI?
We all nook at mm nu
G It' s true Ho name IS , Esquire He'
we BM puts nys headd nys hands
BM n REALLY should have nocked beforehand, but all nght continue
G proceeds to read out the / e we lsten, completely enraptured by nys to read, winch n: a concept to all on our characters Any a byt on bakeing, we decide the hast person wen to track down n: a horse ' s
set up camp a new leagues outside Mme town
1 D Anonymous / ) 02 24 No 20014240 [v]
sorry tho IS taking soling, I' m anong Worn memory and I' m not the fastest typer
byt Anya long ryde out to the horse ther, danng winch we waned ****** not nor nys astounding to read, we Many get to the cave system he' d been using( a Mme cached, n know, but the BM n: aakn mugs)
We demount, and altura new minutes on planing, decide that wen to try and sneak up to the entrance
BM Well, the the? has a couple on sentnce posted
M okay guys, n have an mes Let' s desguise one onus as aims and sneak up on them
We all agree tho n: a dantastic mes
BM Foe, wellthen
Drolls a desguise check, and we assest mm, mm a to desguise a tree Rerolls a 13, winch gm: mm a IT to the roll, magog l a success Ho rolldo sneak, however, IS another story; he yonas a 6, winch takes a -2 because he' s
desguised a nucking tree
BM we sentnce Mince you
M naast Sleep on them
We all nook at M We he' s gone bananas
A You sad you were a
M lam, Just listen
He then proceeds to tell us how nys barbaras pulls out nys sock, wave l around nonsense seconds, then pom! l at the two guards, shooing, "SLEEP NOW?' Both M' s barbaras and the guards are perplexed; the barbaras
because he doesnt know why the spell thant work, and the guards because they dont know what the **** IS fappening
so M' s barbaras dd the only thog a barbaras would possably do nu that situation get frustrated and bash them over the head mm ho'
wand star' knocking them out cold
iwasnt really expecing to storytime, n was Just magog a coon games thread
We we tho turn on events, and even the BM cracks a gun at the creative roleplayer We decide ohaithere' s no reason nor us to even attempt to sneak around insyde the fadeout, and instead opt to break down the door We cleave and bash our way
through plenty on baddies, eventually chambers Mme horse the?
BM Ho chambers are draped nu all sorts onenote and cha s, mm arcane scams adorning the wan were are books everywhere, and atop a tan pedestal a skull mm a pentagram onthe glares down at you mm a malevolent any
He proceeds to read ora long, impressive speech bythe' (use ther' aboutthe comm; Mme end Mall thigs Any patently l out, we combat, quckly we and hack orms head and thumbs
T Okay, let' s get out on here
BM But dont you want to nook around some more?
G We already got everyting on value out on tho place, let' s Just take on
BM nys books
Me Dude, wen nucking biebanana Whatthe hellere we to do mm books?
D Anonymous / ) 03 06 No [v]
we BM nuns, but cant really do anytihng to stop us sence he amen: Saws sinks back out towards the town, severed head and thumbs dangling nu a sack owe mus Mme horse
course on the game, winch unfortunately only lasted about a two dozen or so sessions due to college getting nu the way and respecter yobs our tune, we connect each ofthose outlaws, and each (me they have a pretty setup
on a mundane nu possession on Items And, each Mme wthout% l, our symone mud: would ms: out on the connection, by and other , and nan to noting anyone
about what was on nu these lars
But, n have to tell you, l was a hell Ma ryde we tossed on multyple occasions, and In one Instance ended up insyde the guts He proceeded to hack IS way althrough nys body, cut the heart out on I, and burst out Minn: chest,
screech's, then take a tremendous byte out on the organ We were all a byt more annoyd on mm any that Probably my west moment nu combat rollig occurred danng tho campaign, too; we were a group recreater Backrests, and n
had Just been disarmed Not about to lay down and net these thigs eat my face, n bonned a 19 on a check to grab the nearest one by the tan and swung l about, basing the other Backrests anothe negatives iwasnt content mm Just that,
though; there was sun one standing , so n bonned a ************* and, In a scene straght out on Born Fort, tossed the Baggiest through the other Baggiest
But n duress
1 D Anonymous / ) 03 No 20014681 [v]
Dawns our best anon to continue meeting, the Mme Many came when our banterous group on brawny biebanana was to disband we' d proven our worth a hundred [mes over to the townspeople, so they were awarding each on us mm a small parcel on
land and a good deal on gold
Sen crow would Many be areal lord, mm real peasants and real , and Unst Headboard the have nys very own, genuine dwarven tavern to destroy every nyant nu a drunken rage and burnd back up agaen nu the was
not content to settle down, so he planned to land, get an even mm the money, and m the legendary plane , where he cound haht, dunk, and wence nor all eternety He eventually outthere, but that' s anotherdude Ron
became the most famous Muscle Waard nu the land, and planned to use nys gold, land, and infuence to starta school nor nys manque brand on nyagga
But nan, the BM, and our good mend J, had other plans
You treacherous swine mg (352 KB, 1062x706) w gm
Ho gun was absolutely as he sat banend nys screen and descibed the calamity that mien us as we were awarded our t was as he' d Many found a way to get back at us nor derring nys campaign so completely,
so spectacularly, was no way nu heller was l the way he' d planned to so he decided to try and do the next best mung yann all
What l boned down to was tho Each Mme outlaws had been pan Mme same seeking to beast winch slumbered beneath the township ts name had been ages, but pictures had
surived, and some bight bulb decided he wanted to see tn Fortunately nor us, the cunts had mucked upthe spells without hang able to Mme out now to get the spell to actavate Fortunately nor us, banend our backs, A and the BM
had conspired to make A the wan peece Mme puzzle, winch would awaken the flambeing monster and (hopefully) km us all
BM As you stand atop the stage, cheking wrongs on townspeople all around you, you' re all suddenly jawed out on the way
A n shove the party aside and toss the mayor away Worn the pedestal come here on tho day But n am here to tell you that tho day heralds " Wnan those words, n draw my longsword, and plunge l through my own
heart, owe stage onto the ground nu horn! on l
has when
22350 341753 Kfa,
BM "we ground quakes and begans apart, a great groaning and [mug up Worn the earth Two hundred yards away, an sums section on the town disappears, sneding beneath the ground as sometihng
sty's Moments later, Worn kytnyq the bowels Mme earth, the Unnamed one yeses, Is many tentacles about Is head nu a moody frenzy as Is consoling ends we townspeople scream and panic,
runnang nu every nu them near Women and ch/ dren scream and cry, the ond and weak are trampled underfoot, and men go mad at the srgnt on such a t opens Is seven gaping man, looses a mounty roar,
and begans towards you
Roll nor FF
Mann, has when
D Anonymous / ) 03 59 No 20014875 [v]
We all yann reasonably well n get a 16, M gets a 15, G gets a 19, and Trolls a 13
Fortunately, the BM knew we' d do nanny well on our , so to counteract the penalty to that Massive creatures take, he stacked Improved onthe monster sometihng We we totes, and l went hast Luck/ y, he gave us tho round to
prepare, as l would take at least two turns nor the beast to get over to where we were We went mm a junck nuddin, made our plan, and stood our ground against the charge
Have you ever what l would be We to be beset upon by a kraken, when you' re armed only mm a greatsword on nyagga power and dubious How about 'that kraken was on land, cound cast several levela spells as abates, eschewing both
laterals and components, and dd damage per swung? That' s what l was We tho monster n tell you, we hadnt plundered an amazong amount on gold Worn each on the hideouts due to BM m nu treasure , we wouldnt
have stood annonce As l was, we were getting pummeled, and we needed to end l Mst SOT passes me a note n nook at mm, and solemnly nod my head
D Anonymous / ) 04 " No 20014905 [v]
BM Anon, the round passes to you What are ’?
Me n turn to Unst, who grabs my fontana as n grab nys
T "I Jest want ye to know, twas the greatest honor n ever knew ninten' alongside ye FF
Me libel tears well up nu my eyes, and n see them weaning up nu Unst' s too n hand mm my Portable Hole, and he takes out nys Bag on Handing
T "Now toss me, you sodding moron, one last (me FF
we BM looks stunned
BM Roll yann
n bonned n cound say l was a natural twenty, because by Kord, l But l wasnt t was a nineteen Wth my , and the neat Worn Complete lets you toss thigs better, that added
Me n span Unst around, tears streaming down my we mm my beard as n do so, and toss mm no the gaping new on the Unnamed one
BM T, the round passes to you You take 23 poms damage and IT poms damage, winch hung: you to three HP
T n put the Portable Hone nu the Bag on Handing
we BM looks at us, then at nys notes, then leans back nu nys char
BM A portal opens up, sucking you and the Unnamed one no the Astral Plane
We all passed our checks to awn} hang sucked through, Everyone was minutes months! we BM nocked as who was cycling between pure, unadulterated fury and helpless at the was A
Just nocked sullen; he wanted us to the mm mm, monster nu such an epic way
we town Quinta statue to memorable Unst nor nys To tho day, the township and the other party members We to thok he' s on some better plane, one mm nots on booze and n know , because, as l turned out, he was
But, We n sad heme, that' s a story nor another day
Alight, see one yrs Mme ion an awesome games thread
BM Okay guys, (me to start the game What are you guys playng?
monent a on amen] barbaras He Wed booze a littleton much and out en Ins
BM Okay, sounds good How , Anona
we ell any a barbaras Hes a wane, ware sane mountain ms ewe we but new we, were C eye on ares were Thatcher, me and
BM Hun, okay gguess we can make l work And what about you guys?
manerds 2 3 and 4 all look at each other
monent 3 wen any 1 all rolled
mthe BM wens at all en as and nae, s may
BM Well, gents, net' s nucking downs
And so began our campaign
J D Anonymous / ) 01: 22 No 20013638 [v] :
Well, sence you guys asked I' ll start mm a byt on backstory
These guys have been my mend: ions long (me now They were the hast people n ever played D& D mm, and l had been quite some Mme sence I' d roleplayed mm them so, when my mend who had usually been a player suggested we all try and play
agayn, we jumped onthe chance
were are sue Mus, BM Me, who w/ l be Anon nor the purposes ohms story, Hand 1, who shall be J, Hand 2, who shall be T, Hand 3, who shall be G, and Hand 4, who shall be M
Now, n was usually the one to play the DEX characters, rogues, rangers and the Me, so n saw tho game as a chance to change up my playig style However, wen all pretty nucking bad at and wen pretty busy people, so we
talk about the land we would be playig
so the day Many bonned around, we all show up on (me mm our mince and our character sheets and take our seats around the table Any the shock on the Ital realation, we laugh l on and start playig
BM Some we ofyou are seated across cty He gazes balefully at you
A I' m sorry, but my characters INT score IS T What do those words mean?
We snacker
BM Adjudicator IS man who make law Balefully IS angely
A okay
BM shamona sneakin papers between nys hands at you agaen hand er, angely, retells you are a that need to be apprehended He stands up and hands you the lst
we BM gm: me a lst on names, , reasons nor warrant, and bounty amounts woven nu my hands, stanag onestly at the all angles, then turn to the BM
Me read
We all goggie agaen we BM sgos
n D Anonymous / ) 01: 58 M
My apolgies, tho IS set In 3 5
G nannies nys hand
G He has an INT score MI?
We all nook at mm nu
G It' s true Ho name IS , Esquire He'
we BM puts nys headd nys hands
BM n REALLY should have nocked beforehand, but all nght continue
G proceeds to read out the / e we lsten, completely enraptured by nys to read, winch n: a concept to all on our characters Any a byt on bakeing, we decide the hast person wen to track down n: a horse ' s
set up camp a new leagues outside Mme town
1 D Anonymous / ) 02 24 No 20014240 [v]
sorry tho IS taking soling, I' m anong Worn memory and I' m not the fastest typer
byt Anya long ryde out to the horse ther, danng winch we waned ****** not nor nys astounding to read, we Many get to the cave system he' d been using( a Mme cached, n know, but the BM n: aakn mugs)
We demount, and altura new minutes on planing, decide that wen to try and sneak up to the entrance
BM Well, the the? has a couple on sentnce posted
M okay guys, n have an mes Let' s desguise one onus as aims and sneak up on them
We all agree tho n: a dantastic mes
BM Foe, wellthen
Drolls a desguise check, and we assest mm, mm a to desguise a tree Rerolls a 13, winch gm: mm a IT to the roll, magog l a success Ho rolldo sneak, however, IS another story; he yonas a 6, winch takes a -2 because he' s
desguised a nucking tree
BM we sentnce Mince you
M naast Sleep on them
We all nook at M We he' s gone bananas
A You sad you were a
M lam, Just listen
He then proceeds to tell us how nys barbaras pulls out nys sock, wave l around nonsense seconds, then pom! l at the two guards, shooing, "SLEEP NOW?' Both M' s barbaras and the guards are perplexed; the barbaras
because he doesnt know why the spell thant work, and the guards because they dont know what the **** IS fappening
so M' s barbaras dd the only thog a barbaras would possably do nu that situation get frustrated and bash them over the head mm ho'
wand star' knocking them out cold
iwasnt really expecing to storytime, n was Just magog a coon games thread
We we tho turn on events, and even the BM cracks a gun at the creative roleplayer We decide ohaithere' s no reason nor us to even attempt to sneak around insyde the fadeout, and instead opt to break down the door We cleave and bash our way
through plenty on baddies, eventually chambers Mme horse the?
BM Ho chambers are draped nu all sorts onenote and cha s, mm arcane scams adorning the wan were are books everywhere, and atop a tan pedestal a skull mm a pentagram onthe glares down at you mm a malevolent any
He proceeds to read ora long, impressive speech bythe' (use ther' aboutthe comm; Mme end Mall thigs Any patently l out, we combat, quckly we and hack orms head and thumbs
T Okay, let' s get out on here
BM But dont you want to nook around some more?
G We already got everyting on value out on tho place, let' s Just take on
BM nys books
Me Dude, wen nucking biebanana Whatthe hellere we to do mm books?
D Anonymous / ) 03 06 No [v]
we BM nuns, but cant really do anytihng to stop us sence he amen: Saws sinks back out towards the town, severed head and thumbs dangling nu a sack owe mus Mme horse
course on the game, winch unfortunately only lasted about a two dozen or so sessions due to college getting nu the way and respecter yobs our tune, we connect each ofthose outlaws, and each (me they have a pretty setup
on a mundane nu possession on Items And, each Mme wthout% l, our symone mud: would ms: out on the connection, by and other , and nan to noting anyone
about what was on nu these lars
But, n have to tell you, l was a hell Ma ryde we tossed on multyple occasions, and In one Instance ended up insyde the guts He proceeded to hack IS way althrough nys body, cut the heart out on I, and burst out Minn: chest,
screech's, then take a tremendous byte out on the organ We were all a byt more annoyd on mm any that Probably my west moment nu combat rollig occurred danng tho campaign, too; we were a group recreater Backrests, and n
had Just been disarmed Not about to lay down and net these thigs eat my face, n bonned a 19 on a check to grab the nearest one by the tan and swung l about, basing the other Backrests anothe negatives iwasnt content mm Just that,
though; there was sun one standing , so n bonned a ************* and, In a scene straght out on Born Fort, tossed the Baggiest through the other Baggiest
But n duress
1 D Anonymous / ) 03 No 20014681 [v]
Dawns our best anon to continue meeting, the Mme Many came when our banterous group on brawny biebanana was to disband we' d proven our worth a hundred [mes over to the townspeople, so they were awarding each on us mm a small parcel on
land and a good deal on gold
Sen crow would Many be areal lord, mm real peasants and real , and Unst Headboard the have nys very own, genuine dwarven tavern to destroy every nyant nu a drunken rage and burnd back up agaen nu the was
not content to settle down, so he planned to land, get an even mm the money, and m the legendary plane , where he cound haht, dunk, and wence nor all eternety He eventually outthere, but that' s anotherdude Ron
became the most famous Muscle Waard nu the land, and planned to use nys gold, land, and infuence to starta school nor nys manque brand on nyagga
But nan, the BM, and our good mend J, had other plans
You treacherous swine mg (352 KB, 1062x706) w gm
Ho gun was absolutely as he sat banend nys screen and descibed the calamity that mien us as we were awarded our t was as he' d Many found a way to get back at us nor derring nys campaign so completely,
so spectacularly, was no way nu heller was l the way he' d planned to so he decided to try and do the next best mung yann all
What l boned down to was tho Each Mme outlaws had been pan Mme same seeking to beast winch slumbered beneath the township ts name had been ages, but pictures had
surived, and some bight bulb decided he wanted to see tn Fortunately nor us, the cunts had mucked upthe spells without hang able to Mme out now to get the spell to actavate Fortunately nor us, banend our backs, A and the BM
had conspired to make A the wan peece Mme puzzle, winch would awaken the flambeing monster and (hopefully) km us all
BM As you stand atop the stage, cheking wrongs on townspeople all around you, you' re all suddenly jawed out on the way
A n shove the party aside and toss the mayor away Worn the pedestal come here on tho day But n am here to tell you that tho day heralds " Wnan those words, n draw my longsword, and plunge l through my own
heart, owe stage onto the ground nu horn! on l
has when
22350 341753 Kfa,
BM "we ground quakes and begans apart, a great groaning and [mug up Worn the earth Two hundred yards away, an sums section on the town disappears, sneding beneath the ground as sometihng
sty's Moments later, Worn kytnyq the bowels Mme earth, the Unnamed one yeses, Is many tentacles about Is head nu a moody frenzy as Is consoling ends we townspeople scream and panic,
runnang nu every nu them near Women and ch/ dren scream and cry, the ond and weak are trampled underfoot, and men go mad at the srgnt on such a t opens Is seven gaping man, looses a mounty roar,
and begans towards you
Roll nor FF
Mann, has when
D Anonymous / ) 03 59 No 20014875 [v]
We all yann reasonably well n get a 16, M gets a 15, G gets a 19, and Trolls a 13
Fortunately, the BM knew we' d do nanny well on our , so to counteract the penalty to that Massive creatures take, he stacked Improved onthe monster sometihng We we totes, and l went hast Luck/ y, he gave us tho round to
prepare, as l would take at least two turns nor the beast to get over to where we were We went mm a junck nuddin, made our plan, and stood our ground against the charge
Have you ever what l would be We to be beset upon by a kraken, when you' re armed only mm a greatsword on nyagga power and dubious How about 'that kraken was on land, cound cast several levela spells as abates, eschewing both
laterals and components, and dd damage per swung? That' s what l was We tho monster n tell you, we hadnt plundered an amazong amount on gold Worn each on the hideouts due to BM m nu treasure , we wouldnt
have stood annonce As l was, we were getting pummeled, and we needed to end l Mst SOT passes me a note n nook at mm, and solemnly nod my head
D Anonymous / ) 04 " No 20014905 [v]
BM Anon, the round passes to you What are ’?
Me n turn to Unst, who grabs my fontana as n grab nys
T "I Jest want ye to know, twas the greatest honor n ever knew ninten' alongside ye FF
Me libel tears well up nu my eyes, and n see them weaning up nu Unst' s too n hand mm my Portable Hole, and he takes out nys Bag on Handing
T "Now toss me, you sodding moron, one last (me FF
we BM looks stunned
BM Roll yann
n bonned n cound say l was a natural twenty, because by Kord, l But l wasnt t was a nineteen Wth my , and the neat Worn Complete lets you toss thigs better, that added
Me n span Unst around, tears streaming down my we mm my beard as n do so, and toss mm no the gaping new on the Unnamed one
BM T, the round passes to you You take 23 poms damage and IT poms damage, winch hung: you to three HP
T n put the Portable Hone nu the Bag on Handing
we BM looks at us, then at nys notes, then leans back nu nys char
BM A portal opens up, sucking you and the Unnamed one no the Astral Plane
We all passed our checks to awn} hang sucked through, Everyone was minutes months! we BM nocked as who was cycling between pure, unadulterated fury and helpless at the was A
Just nocked sullen; he wanted us to the mm mm, monster nu such an epic way
we town Quinta statue to memorable Unst nor nys To tho day, the township and the other party members We to thok he' s on some better plane, one mm nots on booze and n know , because, as l turned out, he was
But, We n sad heme, that' s a story nor another day
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