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Astrosphinx

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Hall a d 1 , and answer it' s question,
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Holy **** .
The swims explod as in a ring is chain lightning
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is a twisted version cf the regular sphinx. Its align merit is Chaotic Evil.,
The am ally gives travelers whim: riddles to salve. The guestion s, however, are com Nansen socal, m an menu nder with the insane will end in a Head bath in 99% cf the cases. I
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up in a huge chain lighting explosing.
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Submitted: 10/24/2015
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#3 - rockmanfan (10/24/2015) [-]
**rockmanfan used "*roll 1, cah question*"**
**rockmanfan rolls This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for _.**
User avatar #27 to #3 - kyubii (10/24/2015) [-]
**kyubii used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**kyubii rolls Historical revisionism.** I was not prepared.
User avatar #30 to #3 - galkawhm (10/24/2015) [-]
**galkawhm used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**galkawhm rolls Powerful thighs.**
User avatar #31 to #3 - yisumad (10/24/2015) [-]
**yisumad used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**yisumad rolls Switching to Geico®.****yisumad used "*roll 1, 1-100*"**
**yisumad rolls 061**
User avatar #35 to #3 - varrlegrimscythe (10/25/2015) [-]
**varrlegrimscythe used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**varrlegrimscythe rolls The way white people is.**
#19 to #3 - amicoolnowmom (10/24/2015) [-]
**amicoolnowmom used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**amicoolnowmom rolls Low-flying planes.**
User avatar #12 to #3 - mrpeepee (10/24/2015) [-]
**mrpeepee used "*roll 1, 1-100*"**
**mrpeepee rolls 083**
User avatar #13 to #12 - mrpeepee (10/24/2015) [-]
**mrpeepee used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**mrpeepee rolls Gladiatorial combat.**
#21 to #3 - JustintheWaysian ONLINE (10/24/2015) [-]
**JustintheWaysian used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**JustintheWaysian rolls A cocktail umbrella **
#42 to #3 - tigerfur (10/25/2015) [-]
**tigerfur used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**tigerfur rolls Friends with benefits.**
**tigerfur used "*roll 1, 1-100*"**
**tigerfur rolls 079**
User avatar #7 to #3 - reginleaf (10/24/2015) [-]
**reginleaf used "*roll 1, 1-100*"**
**reginleaf rolls 029**
*roll 1, cah answer*
User avatar #8 to #7 - reginleaf (10/24/2015) [-]
**reginleaf used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**reginleaf rolls Healing Surges.**
User avatar #23 to #3 - kokanum (10/24/2015) [-]
**kokanum used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**kokanum rolls The American Dream**
User avatar #4 to #3 - creamymcgee (10/24/2015) [-]
**creamymcgee used "*roll 1, 1-100*"**
**creamymcgee rolls 057** trouble and make it double?
User avatar #10 to #3 - answer (10/24/2015) [-]
**answer used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**answer rolls My collection of high-tech sex toys.**
#6 to #3 - darcabyss ONLINE (10/24/2015) [-]
**darcabyss used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**darcabyss rolls Waterboarding.**
User avatar #5 to #3 - psychologyxplain (10/24/2015) [-]
**psychologyxplain used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**psychologyxplain rolls Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.**
User avatar #25 to #3 - TarnRazor (10/24/2015) [-]
**TarnRazor used "*roll 1, 1-100*"**
**TarnRazor rolls 021**
User avatar #26 to #25 - TarnRazor (10/24/2015) [-]
**TarnRazor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**TarnRazor rolls Pooping back and forth. Forever.**
User avatar #22 to #3 - mooghens (10/24/2015) [-]
**mooghens used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**mooghens rolls An angry mob with torches and pitchforks.**
User avatar #39 to #3 - TheFixer (10/25/2015) [-]
**TheFixer used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**TheFixer rolls A disappointing birthday party.**
#20 to #3 - heervaaghaar ONLINE (10/24/2015) [-]
**heervaaghaar used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**heervaaghaar rolls Hot cheese.**
**heervaaghaar used "*roll 1, 1-100*"**
**heervaaghaar rolls 048**
User avatar #37 to #3 - zerpderp (10/25/2015) [-]
**zerpderp used "*roll 1, 1-100*"**
**zerpderp rolls 084**
*roll 1, cah answer*
User avatar #38 to #37 - zerpderp (10/25/2015) [-]
**zerpderp used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**zerpderp rolls Man-Faye.**
can't do both rolls at once didn't know that
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User avatar #36 to #3 - anormalwhale (10/25/2015) [-]
**anormalwhale used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**anormalwhale rolls Bribing the GM with sexual favors.****anormalwhale used "*roll 1, 1-100*"**
**anormalwhale rolls 065**

User avatar #14 to #3 - thenewgizmobox (10/24/2015) [-]
**thenewgizmobox used "*roll 1, 1-100*"**
**thenewgizmobox rolls 100**
listening
#2 - swirlytwirl (10/24/2015) [-]
>using relative time in a screencap
User avatar #29 - galkawhm (10/24/2015) [-]
I would have said Rap.
User avatar #40 to #32 - frenzyhero (10/25/2015) [-]
I'm pretty goddamn certain that's not what it means.
#41 to #40 - chimi (10/25/2015) [-]
I'm pretty goddamn certain you're wrong.
User avatar #44 - hokon (10/30/2015) [-]
anyone looking for a group :o?
fairly knew, i know pathfinder thats about it.
#45 to #44 - klldarkness (11/01/2015) [-]
Still looking for a group to play with?
User avatar #46 to #45 - hokon (11/02/2015) [-]
Actually found one yesterday haha thanks for replying tho
#24 - funnyhat (10/24/2015) [-]
...
wat
...
seriously
...wat?
User avatar #33 to #24 - rockmanfan (10/24/2015) [-]
the astrosphinx appears and asks you an impossible question, one that has no right answer. you roll a D100 (a hundred sided-dice), and if you land on a 100, your answer is causes the sphinx to explode into chain lightning. if you roll something else, it attacks you and kicks your ass.
#43 to #33 - funnyhat (10/25/2015) [-]
thanks!
User avatar #16 - elflon (10/24/2015) [-]
But sheet music has Rhythm.........
#18 to #16 - anon (10/24/2015) [-]
Seems like the answer doesn't have to make sense either, it's just a chance thing.
#47 - zionsype (11/05/2015) [-]
**zionsype used "*roll 1, 1-100*"**
**zionsype rolls 038**
User avatar #34 - distortedflare (10/24/2015) [-]
Or shot the cunt and leg it.
User avatar #48 to #34 - zionsype (11/05/2015) [-]
how do I shot cunt
User avatar #49 to #48 - distortedflare (11/05/2015) [-]
Sorry that should be shoot.
#28 - heartlessrobot (10/24/2015) [-]
>Not using finger of death on everything that isn't Undead
>Not backing it up with Power Word: Kill if it fails
******* plebeians, all of you.
#17 - anon (10/24/2015) [-]
I was there for that thread
User avatar #9 - dendo (10/24/2015) [-]
I thought the answer was nickelback
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