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The gods don't have time for your nonsense.

Cl ANTI- CLIMAX THREAD Anonymous . ( Sun) 21: Nb. 2? 242915 Replies: : :
The worst in history.
Our party fails to stop the BBIG in time, who summons the God of All Evil into this mortal plane to try to kill him,
even though everyone said its impossible.
Calls us all evil fer trying to stop him. We are trying to stop him because it wont work and everything will suffer fer
eternity.
We subdue BBIG just as the god of all evil manifests.
We **** em pants. The End Days have come. Angel statue weeping blood, cracking. Earth shaking, sky darkening, raven flocking apocalypse complete with
terrifying soundtrack.
Evil god comes out, the scariest ****** imaginable. Something between a cthulu monster and a human.
What do we dd?
Nothing, apparently. He goes and gives everyone a cigar of power, hands out little Serpens fer a free evil sandwich of plus 10 levels and free templates, a
small platter of fries with 30 fries each contain a random feat, and a cookies and cream milk shake of immortality.
He says he is out on a hot date right now and he might be gone all millennia, (at which points he elbows the paladin) "if Wu get what I mean" The paladin
instantly dies. "eh... right. Anyways thanks fer getting this portal open fer me. Check back with Wu in a few thousand years."
And leaves

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#18 - lolgonewrong (01/27/2015) [-]

Why did the paladin instantly die?

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#19 to #18 - Cakenbacon [OP](01/27/2015) [-]

Let's say you were a flea. Now imagine if the planet Jupiter itself came right next to you and gave you a love-tap. The result is much the same as what happened to the paladin.

#25 to #19 - fargfive (01/27/2015) [-]

I think the joke may be that the Jupiter is also made entirely out of bugspray.

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#13 - rakaka (01/26/2015) [-]

"The Paladin instantly dies"

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#3 - veya (01/26/2015) [-]

A thousand years and nine months latter...

#6 to #3 - anon (01/26/2015) [-]

The hippie godess of weed and shrooms?
And hallucination?

Maybe?

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#4 - bloodrider (01/26/2015) [-]

#8 to #4 - benjamino (01/26/2015) [-]

So, magic

You play?

#9 to #8 - bloodrider (01/26/2015) [-]

yes. i also have the need to post where a peice of art comes from if it is mtg related

#10 to #9 - benjamino (01/26/2015) [-]

What formats do you play?

#21 to #10 - quicksta (01/27/2015) [-]

I play EDH and some standard. Also I used to work at Star City Games

#38 to #21 - benjamino (01/27/2015) [-]

That's actually pretty cool, did you ever see the mythical room where they keep all the fetch lands?
What standard deck do you play?

#40 to #38 - quicksta (01/28/2015) [-]

I mean, the room wasn't just for fetch lands, but yes. They have a room in the inventory warehouse called "The Vault" that has it's own lock on it that only a few people have the key to. It contains all of the items that are valued over a certain amount (I think it was 100 or 150 bucks). Not to mention I got to meet a lot of private collectors that came through to sell their cards to us when I was working in the store-front, so I got to see a ton of high dollar cards, as well as a ton of very good counterfeits. The last time I played standard, my deck was a modified Naya Humans deck. I usually went 3/1, with the occasional 2/2 or 4/0. It was probably right around the Dragon's Maze release. I personally prefer EDH.

#23 to #21 - DANEATSfatKIDS (01/27/2015) [-]

What was that like? I've always wondered.

#24 to #23 - quicksta (01/27/2015) [-]

It was pretty awesome! As far as employees go, it's a fairly small company, so everyone knows everyone. I worked storefront and inventory, and it was a lot of fun. Especially when it came to our tournaments, it was cool to watch. I got to meet a lot of the "pros".

#28 to #24 - DANEATSfatKIDS (01/27/2015) [-]

Did you meet Yuuya Watanabe? Because as far as Magic the Gathering goes he is like probably my hero.

#35 to #28 - quicksta (01/27/2015) [-]

No, I can't say I ever did. But I got to play with BBD a lot

#36 to #35 - DANEATSfatKIDS (01/27/2015) [-]

Is he cool guy?

#39 to #36 - quicksta (01/28/2015) [-]

Yeah, he was really cool, helped me out with my deckbuilding a lot. If I proxied a deck out I could play with him or some of the other guys and get some help with it.

#11 to #10 - bloodrider (01/26/2015) [-]

commander modern and casual

#12 to #11 - benjamino (01/26/2015) [-]

I play Standard and Legacy, and at the moment I'm trying to play a lot of limited to practice for a sealed GP coming up in my hometown, I won two byes for it at a GPT at the weekend so I kinda have to git good at sealed pretty quick

#14 to #10 - bazda (01/26/2015) [-]

I don't even know what the formats are. Does that mean I play casual?

#15 to #14 - benjamino (01/26/2015) [-]

Probably son
It's okay though, we were all skrubs once

Formats are just ways of restricting what's played, they vary in price to play etc.

Standard is the one that has the most sanctioned tournaments played for it, it consists of the current and last block of cards plus the latest core set, although this is changing relatively soon

Standard cards right now for example are cards from Theros, Born of the Gods, Journey into Nyx, Magic 2015, Khans of Tarkir and Fate Reforged

#16 to #15 - bazda (01/26/2015) [-]

I never played tournaments, just amongst friends. I wouldn't consider myself a scrub though. I have probably 4k cards or so. Been playing for a long time.

#17 to #16 - benjamino (01/26/2015) [-]

Fair enough then
When arounds are your cards from, do you know?

#20 to #17 - bazda (01/27/2015) [-]

I've been playing since Portal came out, but I grew up on the poorer side of life so I never had my own till later. I got a bunch of older ones that my brothers friend gave me, they were from all over the place, portal, arabian nights, ice age, judgement, odyssey, mirage, urza's block, tempest and a bunch of others. Pretty good shoe box full of older cards. I've been buying them myself on and off since 7th edition. Other than core sets I got into the Onslaught block, Mirrodin, a little bit of the Kamigawa stuff, then I kinda quit for a while until the Zendikar block came out. I liked lorwyn and shadowmoor, but never got into them till after it was already out for quite a while. Made a sweet fairie deck. Then I got into the Innistrad block a little bit, and now I've been out of it for a while again.

#37 to #20 - benjamino (01/27/2015) [-]

Good stuff m9, you've been around a lot longer than I have then.

Now's a pretty good time to pick it back up a little, Khans of Tarkir is a great set, limited and constructed. They reprinted the onslaught fetch lands in it, so it has definite eternal value too.