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languagexplain (11/11/2014) [-] ... just excuse me while I grind the Hefin agility course in Prifddinas.
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agreatusername (11/11/2014) [-] For those curious this is a depiction of the Russian folktale being known as Baba Yaga's house.
Always told to be a cottage that walks through the forest with legs of a chicken.
Always told to be a cottage that walks through the forest with legs of a chicken.
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okamibanshu (11/17/2014) [-] baba yaga! thank you, i said it was ali baba XD thats the fourty theives lol
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longlivedead (11/10/2014) [-] My wizard character has always had a massive alcohol addiction (and recently crack cocaine was added to the list) and while nothing like this happened, I've had a rough story or two...
In the beginning of the campaign, we were in the capital of the country when goblins rekt the place up (the DM had large expectations at level 1, and still does ten levels later) and me and my warlock buddy (who the DM made my brother, but I didn't find out about that until level 5) joined a goblin party somehow and drunk ourselves mad. The warlock was good at roleplaying drunk, and while the rest of the party attempted to kill the goblin king, the warlock tried talking to him. After being brushed away a few times, he rolled a natural critical with a daily spell and killed the king instantly.
The DM never admits this happened anymore. Now he says a story character killed the king when he was tied up, but everyone else knows the DM is just an attention whore.
Also the warlock got married to one of the goblins by accident, and his wife was killed by the DM only minutes after meeting her.
In the beginning of the campaign, we were in the capital of the country when goblins rekt the place up (the DM had large expectations at level 1, and still does ten levels later) and me and my warlock buddy (who the DM made my brother, but I didn't find out about that until level 5) joined a goblin party somehow and drunk ourselves mad. The warlock was good at roleplaying drunk, and while the rest of the party attempted to kill the goblin king, the warlock tried talking to him. After being brushed away a few times, he rolled a natural critical with a daily spell and killed the king instantly.
The DM never admits this happened anymore. Now he says a story character killed the king when he was tied up, but everyone else knows the DM is just an attention whore.
Also the warlock got married to one of the goblins by accident, and his wife was killed by the DM only minutes after meeting her.
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longlivedead (11/10/2014) [-] Sorry, just remembered we were level two. The invasion began in level 1, but we leveled halfway through it.
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scandalouszander (11/11/2014) [-] You have magic powers though, and your ripped... so I guess that makes you a battle mage?
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Ulmer (11/11/2014) [-] That's the hut on fowl's legs, the house of feared Russian Witch, Baba Yaga.
www.sacred-texts.com/neu/ftr/chap06.htm
Also had a marvelous piece of Pictures at an Exhibition about the hut on fowl's legs.
www.sacred-texts.com/neu/ftr/chap06.htm
Also had a marvelous piece of Pictures at an Exhibition about the hut on fowl's legs.
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loremasterbftw (11/10/2014) [-] **loremasterbftw rolled image** dude a mage can't make that that's the artifact Baba yaga's hut.
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buzzwinkle (11/10/2014) [-] Yeey, Slavic folklore. What's better than a witch in a mortar
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wulphjay (11/11/2014) [-] there is a house exactly like this... on lunar isle... in runescape...
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captainprincess (11/11/2014) [-] depending on your interest in magicks what difference there is may vary
I'm more learned in Pratchett's witches and wizards, where one is a hardcore psychological manipulator and the other is a pompous magician
but yea other folks may see them as the same thing
I'm more learned in Pratchett's witches and wizards, where one is a hardcore psychological manipulator and the other is a pompous magician
but yea other folks may see them as the same thing
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skyrimdovah (11/11/2014) [-] My best friend, who DMs most of my games, decided it would be a good idea to have a "voodoo" story as he called it.
Basically, whatever happens to your character, happens to you. In a dumbed down way in some cases.
So, if our characters drank, we drank.
The worst part is, if you get hit with a sharp weapon, the DM would give you a papercut in the area that your character was hit. One player had to get his dick cut.
The game was slowing down at one point, so we went to a tavern to get ourselves drunk. Maybe get things going?
Our Wizard was a ******* lightweight, he was barely halfway through his first glass when he started getting tipsy. We were drinking Rum by the way, it was an ocean-based story
So we were about late-campaign, our characters were high leveled and really powerful, and we were getting high rolls that night.
Our Wizard was ******* sloshed, and he got the brilliant idea to use a conjuration spell.
He wanted to open up a portal to allow a cyborg Kraken and attempt to command it.
The DM says "Go for it"
Natural ******* 20... Of course a natural 20, what would the point of this story if it wasn't about the time our Wizard got us ****** ?
A portal opens, the cyborg Kraken emerged.
We are ******* screaming at our wizard for being such a ********** .
The Kraken attacks our ship and spits it in half
I thought all was lost....
When the godlike ranger, Bjørn of the village Aryll. Rolls to command the Kraken.
ANOTHER ******* 20
Our Ranger had control of the most powerful creature in the world.
So, we now have a giant cyborg squid, that was 10x the size of our ship. As a new ship!
The game Becomes trivial, what do you expect? We have a ******* cyborg Kraken!
Little did we know, our adventure was far from over...
Continue?
Basically, whatever happens to your character, happens to you. In a dumbed down way in some cases.
So, if our characters drank, we drank.
The worst part is, if you get hit with a sharp weapon, the DM would give you a papercut in the area that your character was hit. One player had to get his dick cut.
The game was slowing down at one point, so we went to a tavern to get ourselves drunk. Maybe get things going?
Our Wizard was a ******* lightweight, he was barely halfway through his first glass when he started getting tipsy. We were drinking Rum by the way, it was an ocean-based story
So we were about late-campaign, our characters were high leveled and really powerful, and we were getting high rolls that night.
Our Wizard was ******* sloshed, and he got the brilliant idea to use a conjuration spell.
He wanted to open up a portal to allow a cyborg Kraken and attempt to command it.
The DM says "Go for it"
Natural ******* 20... Of course a natural 20, what would the point of this story if it wasn't about the time our Wizard got us ****** ?
A portal opens, the cyborg Kraken emerged.
We are ******* screaming at our wizard for being such a ********** .
The Kraken attacks our ship and spits it in half
I thought all was lost....
When the godlike ranger, Bjørn of the village Aryll. Rolls to command the Kraken.
ANOTHER ******* 20
Our Ranger had control of the most powerful creature in the world.
So, we now have a giant cyborg squid, that was 10x the size of our ship. As a new ship!
The game Becomes trivial, what do you expect? We have a ******* cyborg Kraken!
Little did we know, our adventure was far from over...
Continue?
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skyrimdovah (11/11/2014) [-] I posted more here www.funnyjunk.com/channel/dungeons-n-drags/A+story+for+you+all/jpoRLwc
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skyrimdovah (11/11/2014) [-] I posted more here www.funnyjunk.com/channel/dungeons-n-drags/A+story+for+you+all/jpoRLwc
