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Mme as powerful as the total Now party so 1 probably be teleported to a magill atone my my attacker the was threadly
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Sollten up news the story about a lttle guy who usually ems
wet would be me 1 usually run the games my my group and have been sence we were all higschool so now two of my players are not available
iota lttle wink and the has found we party have 4 players sence beneath
han 1 happen to owe tho player honor money sence he treat me to mod and practially pays my every [ and these kinds otwboys are to be
returned When he wanted me typn 1 told pass the Cheetos He encysted and he' s morethan a lttle persuasive Solemn
the game As 1 understood when 1 was and welcomed tthats' s a mass universe mm all the best pans otherways
tsonga system we bemyu that Just be homebrew wee we yet to see a
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so my mend takes me my to the gamestore where they ocasionally play and w my players one ettne group' s players who helps mm character
meets me, all / es and a salesman ( butthat he one) so he gm: me some handouts Neat lttle booklets
mm , baconrules and a ho of ll the playable yaers He goes on to talk about them escapades and the
party lam replacer a character who had connections and deplomacy who seemed byke he' d be my the long haul but let any them
second session and heady recommends that 1 should take upane same role
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sounds ' s potential so, 1 gala began 1 the yaers despite already respong to be a
human and read about them rather cultures, phycology, psychology, rate, gestated bengin and maturity guns Every sangre race
has attractive humanty tenures that have a chance, periods and Cagney hum rate than regular humans Naturally
every speed's crossbreeds mm each other 1 took a few moments to rebread tho then moved on Creepy but 1 gave l the ota
doubt the generalfoley and guidelines PC: get rather new experience pom! bonuses my pregnancy and
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my sheet, get up, w Fiend and tell I' m not dang tho snet He asks why han He tells me that we got l all wrong Thss
yrs a tun game moderator that makes them bug mm and solve dark listenes 1 ask han whether any
orms was are pregnant He says one or two aask now many thaws met He says one or two nama hard
my glasses and he returns l mm a but breaks mt He tells me that and that l doesnt mean anythig ddont
budge rom my ask have any tenage characters He tells me that a at the end Note
vewy experinced player buttery magento play some such games as opposed to
so my mend whos a vewy comencing duckey gets me back to the table Just as the GM A mockery ettne human ibra carved rom greasy
jelly, not especally gothy He oozes Into ho seat at the head ettne table and greets me He tells me about ho game and the current
straton, and me that now they are Just waiting my so we can start He then asks me about my character concert 1
used to be a hardcore he was end 1017115 career Cagney up and
Ianthe current group any a jammy across the stars, noting butthat 1 usually or invade
investigators soa more combat ofended characterise new my me He told me that he players playong tenage PC: 1 nodded and
and desease resistances
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acshually ask han the party generally wees He me ******** shouldnt color my character process and 1 tell
butthat I' m pretty much already done He reads my my sheet and wonders why the hell 1 bought so much wrestler a setting mm guns and
powerslides l was my duty to take awe when 1 could so as a peacekeeper 1 should have He
tells me that most ettne motorcyles male are frequently because tenures, especally murderers are tasked
they have 1 no Acheron account ota vewy and too much (we on man
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lamely, the vacuous scourge that my tongue presence otacust tenage GM declares rather ho titan
nub not yet sated and most only experinced party brothe
and Fiend wains me not to snap bemyu teals
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thailand an as "An tall and beauteous man weaking exquisite robes" leads me and another person on board He
me by my characters name and tells me that 1 team we other stranger rare and
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and pace har, mostly human except my some features a lttle or, alten attractive ways we most experinced player( rom now on known
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on the human scale He replys mm an" eleven put on my pokerface but gm Fiend stare handstand
blown eyes orms we gm asks what she needs ouy we responds wth" Myface all but excact and the Peace
has to help me repopulate whathe help ettne best them ranks have to my, winch you DNA not compatable
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surival, filtrate a research nexus on my homeworld and hung back data what allow your to ouy tecniques FF
GM to a nanny vows and chemestry wt put us leagues knead and we
as the end
Smelly asks "Isnt my speed's compatable wth everyone?'
GM answers' Yes but you Just create a member ofyour speed's
She doesnt need to know that FF
Artho tenage player states "itwould be an honor to help you, your bygones ' seem byke she had been and had
not heard the descussion a moment ago GM turns to hvrand snaps ho angers, goning "Oh, bythe way, gave me a Health roll,"
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confused but unabashed so we took to the stars mm barely a break to restock rom the My character got to shop we GM
gave me an equipment Ist, loonely detaler mm paragraph my most items sometihng caught my eye " A poison pugging agent
that the users system Blah blah, has syde steele and pregnancy's
my lda days FF 1 bought a dozen
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we and Anya tense but utterly uneventful commute that resumed some roleplayer (the gm
and 1 some backstory between and she complemented me on my , she was notes
experinced as me her l was no problem and that she was Emmy not experinced enough to tell now much 1 sucked and that any roleplayer
at all was usually exactly enough 1
We we planets green and color rom the atmosphere and ordeal photographs ms! or growth
cwying most ettne pure We locate and land neard, green patents to do an seen or
test or whatever to see the ayy was breathable GM gave me a flankbook and had me roll, then told me l was alight save my a toy content of
some mood anteing effects on us 1 made sure everyone was equiped mm and more enema,
my character was used to poisonous atmospheres an prepares her equipment and walks scout knead GM
desearves the scenery and the where we are to m ouy treasure He says a doors open, eatting oran statement Want me She
turns on and makes a stealth rolldo enter From here on she be Matted to as victem
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ms automatic doors were open and Jammed thatway, there beeng no poway We proceed carefully though the gm was determaned to
stay knead so 1 wakened her back soon we wists up and down stones, at least 200 wet demeter, us beeng on
a or catwalk of sons We see a sangre on the , and character 1 state that 1 have no
experience mm computers and ask who does victem does She moves knead and starts upane system GM has / ls and
language to see 'she can and she gets successes a row, downloads the data we need Everyone except
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vows states sometihng importent launguage we dont understand There an explosen, andthe whole that was suspended myine
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and sayng us to safety we grappler hook gun, excellent rolls all wound Safety turns out to be a san/ mm a dead data
few dozen Nyork below 1 ask she' s hurt, and any asking the GM she replys mm a' wank you FF 1 began to ask questons
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unstable seems to be a buzzing We see aranged size ota pony promptly rushes us victem spends Iphone up her
powersword, ettne grappler gun and beside my head we tackles my character but a decent
Wrestler roll lets me edge but not bemyu another roll and the unmentioned my shoe
between my mg toe and the others, presumably through the armored playng on my boots get draged ettne edge, rolldo hold on we
my grappler gun and detracts l 1 try to kack the creature on , me up as l goes Igram Is head and began to Is neck and
succeed, istantly l No spacebar a match my [Ark Falcon, but now 1 am we gm molesto eaten onto me whathe grappler gun and
succeeds, my armor beeng the stopped l rom my , but a fumble on the strewth check to hold on to the
gun pulls her orane soon we plunge Into what described as a" Heroically yet strangely allying" shno
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says that yrs murky but 1 can see ms composing the 11001 He rolls and smacks at victem, she can fem sometihng
cold and up and my her thah
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few ettne mud and now needs to make atew rolls She makes one GM says she nee to act my now
so victem plunges her powersword anothe and that generally gets the Job done Whatever was the water no her we
sword mud wound l and soon yrs too hot to stand, so she keeps l above her head my wt wet seems to have gotten the
attention of some thigs, as the us begans to move unnaturally, there are naples and tray's a place, all wound us
We keep close, and 1 produce my blaster Moments bemyu we are about to engage my masterplan M' have 10 plasma grenades my
GM rolls and states that victem suddenly and pulled under
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on Rapeman My old would show us ho escapades
so new pulled fast and hard underlie water, somethig harangues tegether 1 see the
her powersword move toward one threaten then stop, victem lawng dropped l I, but am attacked by more ms
me place thanks to a fumbled Wrestler roll the meanwile, Nector fumbles a resistance roll and new drowsy and sack
vewy raptly knave to commend tho , she was roleplayer everyting to the h/ tath much gusto Even as GM described and
on Even as he described her suspended rom the baned goo we she hesitated was when her
legs were maced open Whenthe words" whathe " she looked more uncertain to pm l her
legs mm a wonderful roll 1 thatthe dyce gods were objecting to what was fappening here
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so 1 tan wound my about naita dozen rounds bemyu 1 Many roll well enough to access my computer winch holds a remote
command my my grappler gun an had chapped l to ' s no way l was dropped and the grappler gun can '
upwind: (l had payed my an space woch) Salam pulled threadly to her Hundreds lash out to grab me, some
succeeding but not bemyu 1 dropped a plasma grenade, broing the vast mahoney victem deceived a phonecall and told us she was beeng called away
my about an hour She seemed reluctant to leave yape we GM had her make one last roll and she
passed out Want the her system She says and brbz and on
the , Smelly and Fiend had managed to come across a mom covered what looks byke plastered to the walls mm strange
gunk They cut l open to reveal a woman, same race as the Must a boulder Smelly starts to get an
awkward tone to ho vows reemember han goning, agape
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l ccould sweat the buckeye's drooled He anyones my look of horror "It' s a
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mm a rubbery residue of some land 1 nod quickly and Interrupt hosteling He mentions sometihng abouts bloated stomach
and a and drool 1 gave Fiend look
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so 1 grab the gm, her equipment, her sword, my blaster, my grappler hook and ban out [Ark a manly man and can carry all
tho shawty ease 1 make l uppotte Ital entrance and get communication range ettne testorone party They tell me
Meanwhile, Smelly has passed a note to the GM and they are to each other They had moved on any securing the gm
and he had to backtrack Fiend was utterly obivous to what he was dang so 1 gm up mm GM looks at me and asks
fl read the waining 1 say yrs per% creatures are apparently yape monsters that incubate knacks and she
clearly mugged, be dcyng He suggests that 1 should watnot/ she back out to get her consent 1 say my character
thaks yrs best to do tho now because she be dcyng He Wes me a shrug and acts byke 1 tuck up despite knowing better
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My today 1 must become wet Guy awe me Story at 11
D Anonymous ( Sat) 19: 38
take an 0711071, cut l halt, and rub l as l were deodorant wen you you
must consume tho 0711071
Use'
words litrally
D Anonymous 02/ 10/ 12( 01 No 10004507
OP here We' re playong a space opera game and tho snotty GM awn meevee so most was that actually speak to us are probably at least
Mme as powerful as the total Now party so 1 probably be teleported to a magill atone my my attacker the was threadly
D or ( Sarita 04 No 18007170
Sollten up news the story about a lttle guy who usually ems
wet would be me 1 usually run the games my my group and have been sence we were all higschool so now two of my players are not available
iota lttle wink and the has found we party have 4 players sence beneath
han 1 happen to owe tho player honor money sence he treat me to mod and practially pays my every [ and these kinds otwboys are to be
returned When he wanted me typn 1 told pass the Cheetos He encysted and he' s morethan a lttle persuasive Solemn
the game As 1 understood when 1 was and welcomed tthats' s a mass universe mm all the best pans otherways
tsonga system we bemyu that Just be homebrew wee we yet to see a
Derping things up beforehand? For this storytime? or 02/ 10/ 12( 13 No 10007260
so my mend takes me my to the gamestore where they ocasionally play and w my players one ettne group' s players who helps mm character
meets me, all / es and a salesman ( butthat he one) so he gm: me some handouts Neat lttle booklets
mm , baconrules and a ho of ll the playable yaers He goes on to talk about them escapades and the
party lam replacer a character who had connections and deplomacy who seemed byke he' d be my the long haul but let any them
second session and heady recommends that 1 should take upane same role
D or ( Sarita 21 No 10007300
sounds ' s potential so, 1 gala began 1 the yaers despite already respong to be a
human and read about them rather cultures, phycology, psychology, rate, gestated bengin and maturity guns Every sangre race
has attractive humanty tenures that have a chance, periods and Cagney hum rate than regular humans Naturally
every speed's crossbreeds mm each other 1 took a few moments to rebread tho then moved on Creepy but 1 gave l the ota
doubt the generalfoley and guidelines PC: get rather new experience pom! bonuses my pregnancy and
we mystery was unraveled and 1 hated beeng nght we heard ominous stones about tho GM but now had a sold boming Into clancy
D or ( Sarita 29 No 10007491
my sheet, get up, w Fiend and tell I' m not dang tho snet He asks why han He tells me that we got l all wrong Thss
yrs a tun game moderator that makes them bug mm and solve dark listenes 1 ask han whether any
orms was are pregnant He says one or two aask now many thaws met He says one or two nama hard
my glasses and he returns l mm a but breaks mt He tells me that and that l doesnt mean anythig ddont
budge rom my ask have any tenage characters He tells me that a at the end Note
vewy experinced player buttery magento play some such games as opposed to
so my mend whos a vewy comencing duckey gets me back to the table Just as the GM A mockery ettne human ibra carved rom greasy
jelly, not especally gothy He oozes Into ho seat at the head ettne table and greets me He tells me about ho game and the current
straton, and me that now they are Just waiting my so we can start He then asks me about my character concert 1
used to be a hardcore he was end 1017115 career Cagney up and
Ianthe current group any a jammy across the stars, noting butthat 1 usually or invade
investigators soa more combat ofended characterise new my me He told me that he players playong tenage PC: 1 nodded and
and desease resistances
D or ( Sarita 53 No 10007043
acshually ask han the party generally wees He me ******** shouldnt color my character process and 1 tell
butthat I' m pretty much already done He reads my my sheet and wonders why the hell 1 bought so much wrestler a setting mm guns and
powerslides l was my duty to take awe when 1 could so as a peacekeeper 1 should have He
tells me that most ettne motorcyles male are frequently because tenures, especally murderers are tasked
they have 1 no Acheron account ota vewy and too much (we on man
D or ( Sarita 57 No 10007926
lonly have a handful orients letzten out lttle complete bythe famed tenage player 1 say m She not be anythig byke
beauty ettne modem age, butthe netting most of my sweet spots Justa tad chubby my my tastes, almost perfect
lamely, the vacuous scourge that my tongue presence otacust tenage GM declares rather ho titan
nub not yet sated and most only experinced party brothe
and Fiend wains me not to snap bemyu teals
B or 02/ 19/ 12( 03 No 10000010
we passes and the game begans We are Wen no yeepp we testorone party begans , a the planet we moment
thailand an as "An tall and beauteous man weaking exquisite robes" leads me and another person on board He
me by my characters name and tells me that 1 team we other stranger rare and
a wet She has access to all of her yaers treasures but knows of no other ota genocide
gyped out the reminder
D or 02/ 19/ 12( 00 No 10000040
aask what she looks byke He desearves negas young, scared but regal cooking She stares at us mm large dark eyes on acute, pace wee and
and pace har, mostly human except my some features a lttle or, alten attractive ways we most experinced player( rom now on known
as narutards and asked what she needed help wth, unbuckling penors seat He was a male
My males world's / d oats tenures Mother yaers wee
them seed was dominant and potent
aask now old the GM, hesitated tells me that 1 am not mm now them speed's mature aask han now old sheldons
on the human scale He replys mm an" eleven put on my pokerface but gm Fiend stare handstand
blown eyes orms we gm asks what she needs ouy we responds wth" Myface all but excact and the Peace
has to help me repopulate whathe help ettne best them ranks have to my, winch you DNA not compatable
My has may compensate, but ourworld mayun mm enemy Imag terror weapons 1 need brave heroes to wt my my
surival, filtrate a research nexus on my homeworld and hung back data what allow your to ouy tecniques FF
GM to a nanny vows and chemestry wt put us leagues knead and we
as the end
Smelly asks "Isnt my speed's compatable wth everyone?'
GM answers' Yes but you Just create a member ofyour speed's
She doesnt need to know that FF
Artho tenage player states "itwould be an honor to help you, your bygones ' seem byke she had been and had
not heard the descussion a moment ago GM turns to hvrand snaps ho angers, goning "Oh, bythe way, gave me a Health roll,"
J or 02/ 19/ 12( IT No 10000543
By the way, 1 6 1 recorded on my phone some pans are inaudible, most are boong
She rolls rather poorly and the GM looks unhappy and actually moody my a wink bemyu staing' You _" She looked
confused but unabashed so we took to the stars mm barely a break to restock rom the My character got to shop we GM
gave me an equipment Ist, loonely detaler mm paragraph my most items sometihng caught my eye " A poison pugging agent
that the users system Blah blah, has syde steele and pregnancy's
my lda days FF 1 bought a dozen
D or 02/ 19/ 12( 10 No 18008933
we and Anya tense but utterly uneventful commute that resumed some roleplayer (the gm
and 1 some backstory between and she complemented me on my , she was notes
experinced as me her l was no problem and that she was Emmy not experinced enough to tell now much 1 sucked and that any roleplayer
at all was usually exactly enough 1
We we planets green and color rom the atmosphere and ordeal photographs ms! or growth
cwying most ettne pure We locate and land neard, green patents to do an seen or
test or whatever to see the ayy was breathable GM gave me a flankbook and had me roll, then told me l was alight save my a toy content of
some mood anteing effects on us 1 made sure everyone was equiped mm and more enema,
my character was used to poisonous atmospheres an prepares her equipment and walks scout knead GM
desearves the scenery and the where we are to m ouy treasure He says a doors open, eatting oran statement Want me She
turns on and makes a stealth rolldo enter From here on she be Matted to as victem
D or 02/ 19/ 12( No 18009181
I' m Sony everyone lam known my the opposite my ccould one paticular but 1 contend Parta
so 1 state that my character up, as does Smelly and Fiend We victem, Just bemyu he has harrold
Persimmon She succeeds and natsees movement the darkness we was , though mm and
ms automatic doors were open and Jammed thatway, there beeng no poway We proceed carefully though the gm was determaned to
stay knead so 1 wakened her back soon we wists up and down stones, at least 200 wet demeter, us beeng on
a or catwalk of sons We see a sangre on the , and character 1 state that 1 have no
experience mm computers and ask who does victem does She moves knead and starts upane system GM has / ls and
language to see 'she can and she gets successes a row, downloads the data we need Everyone except
Smelly are and she seems happy mm herself Wth a gnn, GM desearves that the aeddon activates somethig, a computerate
vows states sometihng importent launguage we dont understand There an explosen, andthe whole that was suspended myine
bottomless pt tho tubular tunnel collapses mm herons mm balls
nanotube dyes
dov, nomads the data we need
the aeddon automates someting
There and the platform that was suspended myine bottomless herons
makes me wonder
at now plains evey manage to access them moms
b) why anyone would evey mm explosives a place where he expected to do on the enchance that someone break
ct why tho traps ddea as pervasive as l
Anonymous 02/ 19/ 12( 37 No 10009332
Rolls wen
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Into an unknown abyss daly fave my [Ark Falcon, memey Space SWAT made 1 eaten the gm
and sayng us to safety we grappler hook gun, excellent rolls all wound Safety turns out to be a san/ mm a dead data
few dozen Nyork below 1 ask she' s hurt, and any asking the GM she replys mm a' wank you FF 1 began to ask questons
to ibra my escape plan as the GM rolls some dyce and tells us we hears sometihng rom the door beyond the leads tot's snotty
unstable seems to be a buzzing We see aranged size ota pony promptly rushes us victem spends Iphone up her
powersword, ettne grappler gun and beside my head we tackles my character but a decent
Wrestler roll lets me edge but not bemyu another roll and the unmentioned my shoe
between my mg toe and the others, presumably through the armored playng on my boots get draged ettne edge, rolldo hold on we
my grappler gun and detracts l 1 try to kack the creature on , me up as l goes Igram Is head and began to Is neck and
succeed, istantly l No spacebar a match my [Ark Falcon, but now 1 am we gm molesto eaten onto me whathe grappler gun and
succeeds, my armor beeng the stopped l rom my , but a fumble on the strewth check to hold on to the
gun pulls her orane soon we plunge Into what described as a" Heroically yet strangely allying" shno
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says that yrs murky but 1 can see ms composing the 11001 He rolls and smacks at victem, she can fem sometihng
cold and up and my her thah
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few ettne mud and now needs to make atew rolls She makes one GM says she nee to act my now
so victem plunges her powersword anothe and that generally gets the Job done Whatever was the water no her we
sword mud wound l and soon yrs too hot to stand, so she keeps l above her head my wt wet seems to have gotten the
attention of some thigs, as the us begans to move unnaturally, there are naples and tray's a place, all wound us
We keep close, and 1 produce my blaster Moments bemyu we are about to engage my masterplan M' have 10 plasma grenades my
GM rolls and states that victem suddenly and pulled under
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on Rapeman My old would show us ho escapades
so new pulled fast and hard underlie water, somethig harangues tegether 1 see the
her powersword move toward one threaten then stop, victem lawng dropped l I, but am attacked by more ms
me place thanks to a fumbled Wrestler roll the meanwile, Nector fumbles a resistance roll and new drowsy and sack
vewy raptly knave to commend tho , she was roleplayer everyting to the h/ tath much gusto Even as GM described and
on Even as he described her suspended rom the baned goo we she hesitated was when her
legs were maced open Whenthe words" whathe " she looked more uncertain to pm l her
legs mm a wonderful roll 1 thatthe dyce gods were objecting to what was fappening here
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so 1 tan wound my about naita dozen rounds bemyu 1 Many roll well enough to access my computer winch holds a remote
command my my grappler gun an had chapped l to ' s no way l was dropped and the grappler gun can '
upwind: (l had payed my an space woch) Salam pulled threadly to her Hundreds lash out to grab me, some
succeeding but not bemyu 1 dropped a plasma grenade, broing the vast mahoney victem deceived a phonecall and told us she was beeng called away
my about an hour She seemed reluctant to leave yape we GM had her make one last roll and she
passed out Want the her system She says and brbz and on
the , Smelly and Fiend had managed to come across a mom covered what looks byke plastered to the walls mm strange
gunk They cut l open to reveal a woman, same race as the Must a boulder Smelly starts to get an
awkward tone to ho vows reemember han goning, agape
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l ccould sweat the buckeye's drooled He anyones my look of horror "It' s a
genocide weapon you makes them unable to propagate speed's on and around tho area?' He gestures to the doomed up map
ettne chamber ‘we WHOLE up and a w head mm boming nayy comes up and opens a
mm a smaller mouth insyde and tartars at you FF 1 roll to toss one of my plasma grenades 17110115 mouth and rush the bastard on
the subsequent turn, ready to yape sometihng of now to gracefully tuck upthe sleazy asshole'
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Ark Falcon climbed the horable tentacle nucleus mm ho and hatred Dawns attack rolls, the damage was and soon
anad burrowed a hole deep enough 17110115 planty a grenade threadly All the tentacles the mom went latp as the / ed
carcass Neated Wop dame and the on now the tentacle had sealed
mm a rubbery residue of some land 1 nod quickly and Interrupt hosteling He mentions sometihng abouts bloated stomach
and a and drool 1 gave Fiend look
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so 1 grab the gm, her equipment, her sword, my blaster, my grappler hook and ban out [Ark a manly man and can carry all
tho shawty ease 1 make l uppotte Ital entrance and get communication range ettne testorone party They tell me
Meanwhile, Smelly has passed a note to the GM and they are to each other They had moved on any securing the gm
and he had to backtrack Fiend was utterly obivous to what he was dang so 1 gm up mm GM looks at me and asks
fl read the waining 1 say yrs per% creatures are apparently yape monsters that incubate knacks and she
clearly mugged, be dcyng He suggests that 1 should watnot/ she back out to get her consent 1 say my character
thaks yrs best to do tho now because she be dcyng He Wes me a shrug and acts byke 1 tuck up despite knowing better
Meanwhile, Fiend, knose character a welbutrin) maxim and doctor wand bolshy as wen as an her
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secure We 111101717110 space and Fiend returns to gm He manages to syphon the tentacle
eggs out of her but natsees that she united by a DANGEROUS AND HIGHLY CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE
smegma and the
bought at the general stow He doesnt make a deal of l at all and we at home base We are debriefed and she
soon her player returns and victem once more We whached occurred,
yape decals knose name 1 ibrett returns whathe lolthanks us profusely but singles me and victem out,
wanting to have a invade chat appears that sermoning a potential pregnancy, no matter rom what and no matter now early or
unwanted or considered punchable by death by the galactic accords
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