A story for you all
My best friend, who DMs most of my games, decided it would be a good idea to have a "voodoo" story as he called it.
Basically, whatever happens to your character, happens to you. In a dumbed down way in some cases.
So, if our characters drank, we drank.
The worst part is, if you get hit with a sharp weapon, the DM would give you a papercut in the area that your character was hit. One player had to get his dick cut.
The game was slowing down at one point, so we went to a tavern to get ourselves drunk. Maybe get things going?
Our Wizard was a ******* lightweight, he was barely halfway through his first glass when he started getting tipsy. We were drinking Rum by the way, it was an ocean-based story
So we were about late-campaign, our characters were high leveled and really powerful, and we were getting high rolls that night.
Our Wizard was ******* sloshed, and he got the brilliant idea to use a conjuration spell.
He wanted to open up a portal to allow a cyborg Kraken and attempt to command it.
The DM says "Go for it"
Natural ******* 20... Of course a natural 20, what would the point of this story if it wasn't about the time our Wizard got us ****** ?
A portal opens, the cyborg Kraken emerged.
We are ******* screaming at our wizard for being such a ********** .
The Kraken attacks our ship and spits it in half
I thought all was lost....
When the godlike ranger, Bjørn of the village Aryll. Rolls to command the Kraken.
ANOTHER ******* 20
Our Ranger had control of the most powerful creature in the world.
So, we now have a giant cyborg squid, that was 10x the size of our ship. As a new ship!
The game Becomes trivial, what do you expect? We have a ******* cyborg Kraken!
Little did we know, our adventure was far from over...
The big hero Ranger had a little Brother
He did whatever he could to protect him
We stopped off on land for supplies, and while we were resting at an inn, the boy got kidnapped by the cult we were trying to destroy
The Wizard was still drunk as hell.
He kept on ******* us up, thinking it was hilarious to **** us up, like tripping our characters, and getting them into fights.
Unfortunately, we arrived a little too late, the boy was sacrificed to their god... which was a giant crab or something.
And in the greatest plot twist since Bruce Willis being dead at the end of 6th sense, the player who was the Wizard was faking being drunk the whole time, and was actually the leader of the cult.
For those who don't know, if you have a younger sibling who dies, you go insane for 1d4 years...
So now we have a ******* lunatic controlling something that could wipe out everything on the planet.
and the way we handled insanity, was the DM gets take over your character
So, the Ranger gets the Kraken to tear off all his limbs, one by one, and wipes the cult of the face of the planet
So he turns evil, and now we have a new objective
Kill the ******* insane Ranger who controls a cyborg Kraken that can end all life if he wanted it to.
That's currently where we're at in the story, but I'll post more and more as we go along.
Next D&D meeting is tomorrow, so be sure to check back tomorrow.
Basically, whatever happens to your character, happens to you. In a dumbed down way in some cases.
So, if our characters drank, we drank.
The worst part is, if you get hit with a sharp weapon, the DM would give you a papercut in the area that your character was hit. One player had to get his dick cut.
The game was slowing down at one point, so we went to a tavern to get ourselves drunk. Maybe get things going?
Our Wizard was a ******* lightweight, he was barely halfway through his first glass when he started getting tipsy. We were drinking Rum by the way, it was an ocean-based story
So we were about late-campaign, our characters were high leveled and really powerful, and we were getting high rolls that night.
Our Wizard was ******* sloshed, and he got the brilliant idea to use a conjuration spell.
He wanted to open up a portal to allow a cyborg Kraken and attempt to command it.
The DM says "Go for it"
Natural ******* 20... Of course a natural 20, what would the point of this story if it wasn't about the time our Wizard got us ****** ?
A portal opens, the cyborg Kraken emerged.
We are ******* screaming at our wizard for being such a ********** .
The Kraken attacks our ship and spits it in half
I thought all was lost....
When the godlike ranger, Bjørn of the village Aryll. Rolls to command the Kraken.
ANOTHER ******* 20
Our Ranger had control of the most powerful creature in the world.
So, we now have a giant cyborg squid, that was 10x the size of our ship. As a new ship!
The game Becomes trivial, what do you expect? We have a ******* cyborg Kraken!
Little did we know, our adventure was far from over...
The big hero Ranger had a little Brother
He did whatever he could to protect him
We stopped off on land for supplies, and while we were resting at an inn, the boy got kidnapped by the cult we were trying to destroy
The Wizard was still drunk as hell.
He kept on ******* us up, thinking it was hilarious to **** us up, like tripping our characters, and getting them into fights.
Unfortunately, we arrived a little too late, the boy was sacrificed to their god... which was a giant crab or something.
And in the greatest plot twist since Bruce Willis being dead at the end of 6th sense, the player who was the Wizard was faking being drunk the whole time, and was actually the leader of the cult.
For those who don't know, if you have a younger sibling who dies, you go insane for 1d4 years...
So now we have a ******* lunatic controlling something that could wipe out everything on the planet.
and the way we handled insanity, was the DM gets take over your character
So, the Ranger gets the Kraken to tear off all his limbs, one by one, and wipes the cult of the face of the planet
So he turns evil, and now we have a new objective
Kill the ******* insane Ranger who controls a cyborg Kraken that can end all life if he wanted it to.
That's currently where we're at in the story, but I'll post more and more as we go along.
Next D&D meeting is tomorrow, so be sure to check back tomorrow.
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