My friend is a professional photoshopper

Change your name to David. Purchase a copy of pokemon emerald. Catch a Raltz. Evolve it into a Gardevoir. Rape it. When it starts to cry, punch it in the eye so hard its face breaks. When you're done, she will be bleeding from her anus from anal wounds. Drink it. Take her to a pokecenter. Rape Nurse Joy. When her father shows up, have her give him a blow job. Double fist Joy. Grab and twist her vagina from the inside. Take a knife. Cut down your dick, cut your balls. Eat them. Bleed to death. Just like the man who made this picture did in his fanfiction.

...Nope too scared.

kk.