worth the read if you like Dr.Who
As a server, I did an experiment tonight, I was saying basically only Doctor Who quotes to my
tables, sence understood, others did net. These are a few m the phrases and people's reactions:
When greeting tables] "Oh helm! Pm The Denier! I am here help! Look, they gave me a
badge with my name en it in case I forget whe I am'. Very thoughtful as that does
Lets of hamfisted faces. Maay meme laughed. The few whe got the reference clapped, laughed, er
smiled all big like. the girl who got the reference gave me the biggest smile he ever seen, later I
would receive her number.
When speaking to a baby playfully aka for tips) "Oh helm! I speak baby, yen Imod."
baby does baby thing] "He, he' s yen: dad pun cuff just call him ‘net mum'"
I' m met with a rear laughter from the table, and the neighboring table, an extra IO dallars added
to my tip.
Offering desserts lie the kids]] "Yen cerld have a slice of Triple Chem] ate Strata fer only
99 which I personally thingis a bit steep. But then again, it' s vent parent' s cash and
they% unlv waste it en boring stuff like lamps and vegetables. Yawn!”
I actually sold ever}; table the dessert I offered when I offered it this way. Few got the reference, the
mes whe understood “Hi Prn The Doctor" were lasing their shit at this point in the meal,
as Pd been dripping references all dinner.
Cohort " elderly weman literally threatened to slap me for being m strange] when years of time
and space and he never been s] appid by someine' s me ther. "
Her famil y started cracking up and she just chuckled a little. I narrowly avoided a guest campl aim
for the sake Proctor Who. Pm proud m that ene.
Messed up " order) "rm urns, Pm so... Se sorry."
cqo reaction from this we save for the girl whe was fangirling ever me from the beginning. [Net tee
surprising thaugh, only table I messed up en, m I only got ene chance to use it)
Rafter Guest hands me their ticket and wishes to pay) ''"
We guests understood and stared . Otie gave me her number Gifter I had been using Who
quotes en her table all night], and requested I pick her up in a TARDIS. These that didn' t
understand stared at me quizzically.
And lastly, that girl whe gave me her number FINALLY talked as the family was leaving. Her ficial
words to me were "I deft want go."
She then threw her arms em at her sides and I had to explain to tny manager what I was daing. He
laughed for a salid minute. Then told like half the staff. to say, lam new quite the oddity at
the restaurant. BUT I MADE ADELL OF ALE OF MONEY.