worth the read if you like Dr.Who. note, I am not the person telling this story, Its a screencap off the site where I found it.. As a server, I did an experimen
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worth the read if you like Dr.Who

worth the read if you like Dr.Who. note, I am not the person telling this story, Its a screencap off the site where I found it.. As a server, I did an experimen

note, I am not the person telling this story, Its a screencap off the site where I found it.

As a server, I did an experiment tonight, I was saying basically only Doctor Who quotes to my
tables, sence understood, others did net. These are a few m the phrases and people's reactions:
When greeting tables] "Oh helm! Pm The Denier! I am here help! Look, they gave me a
badge with my name en it in case I forget whe I am'. Very thoughtful as that does
happen."
Lets of hamfisted faces. Maay meme laughed. The few whe got the reference clapped, laughed, er
smiled all big like. the girl who got the reference gave me the biggest smile he ever seen, later I
would receive her number.
When speaking to a baby playfully aka for tips) "Oh helm! I speak baby, yen Imod."
baby does baby thing] "He, he' s yen: dad pun cuff just call him ‘net mum'"
I' m met with a rear laughter from the table, and the neighboring table, an extra IO dallars added
to my tip.
Offering desserts lie the kids]] "Yen cerld have a slice of Triple Chem] ate Strata fer only
99 which I personally thingis a bit steep. But then again, it' s vent parent' s cash and
they% unlv waste it en boring stuff like lamps and vegetables. Yawn!”
I actually sold ever}; table the dessert I offered when I offered it this way. Few got the reference, the
mes whe understood “Hi Prn The Doctor" were lasing their **** at this point in the meal,
as Pd been dripping references all dinner.
Cohort " elderly weman literally threatened to slap me for being m strange] when years of time
and space and he never been s] appid by someine' s me ther. "
Her famil y started cracking up and she just chuckled a little. I narrowly avoided a guest campl aim
for the sake Proctor Who. Pm proud m that ene.
Messed up " order) "rm urns, Pm so... Se sorry."
cqo reaction from this we save for the girl whe was fangirling ever me from the beginning. [Net tee
surprising thaugh, only table I messed up en, m I only got ene chance to use it)
Rafter Guest hands me their ticket and wishes to pay) ''"
We guests understood and stared . Otie gave me her number Gifter I had been using Who
quotes en her table all night], and requested I pick her up in a TARDIS. These that didn' t
understand stared at me quizzically.
And lastly, that girl whe gave me her number FINALLY talked as the family was leaving. Her ficial
words to me were "I deft want go."
She then threw her arms em at her sides and I had to explain to tny manager what I was daing. He
laughed for a salid minute. Then told like half the staff. to say, lam new quite the oddity at
the restaurant. BUT I MADE ADELL OF ALE OF MONEY.
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#3 - matexius (08/19/2013) [-]
Dude, worth it.   
You got a girls number, not to mention, she is a Whovian.   
Double win, bro.
Dude, worth it.
You got a girls number, not to mention, she is a Whovian.
Double win, bro.
User avatar #10 - luckyspirit (08/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Do you guys think this would work with Supernatural?
#11 to #10 - teranin ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
Hey, it's worth a shot
#1 - arialynx (08/19/2013) [-]
I wouldn't have the balls to do that.
I wouldn't have the balls to do that.
#6 - almaster (08/19/2013) [-]
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#4 - bariummanisback (08/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #27 - sowhatchusayin (08/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why the **** do people enjoy Dr. Who?
User avatar #29 to #27 - miltorky (08/20/2013) [-]
The same reason people enjoy anything. Different strokes for different folks.
#21 - alurastar (08/20/2013) [-]
i would lose my 			****		 if that happened to me while i was out.awesome
i would lose my **** if that happened to me while i was out.awesome
#5 - skeletalbaron (08/19/2013) [-]
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#2 - blackscales (08/19/2013) [-]
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#7 - lawlnope (08/19/2013) [-]
gif unrelated   
but still
gif unrelated
but still
#20 - artyomthebadass (08/20/2013) [-]
You brilliant bastard
+3
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#13 - DiAnonLord (08/20/2013) [+] (7 replies)
i'm a bike tour guide in argentina and before we start biking i always say ALLONS-Y!!!
nobody has ever understood the reference so far

only one tourist in 6 months got a don't blink joke i do when i give a tour around a graveyard
(pic from an angel in he graveyard)
#16 to #13 - lolollo (08/20/2013) [-]
Any time someone speaks at me in gibberish:

"Look, I only speak two languages: English, and Bad English."

No one has yet to get it...
#34 - khbbsfm (08/20/2013) [-]
Oh sure everyone's fine with doctor who quotes but when i get on tables and yell i'm gonna be the pirate king i get "fired." Come to think of it i still get weird looks from my boss whenever i go into work.
#38 - alejsergio (08/20/2013) [-]
From the Triple Chocolate Strata at 6.99$, this sounds like Olive Garden, which makes it cooler cause my friends work there, and I use to work there. I'm so cool huuuuuur
From the Triple Chocolate Strata at 6.99$, this sounds like Olive Garden, which makes it cooler cause my friends work there, and I use to work there. I'm so cool huuuuuur
#36 - Mutador (08/20/2013) [-]
I used my yearly thumb budget on this post
User avatar #37 - sketchE ONLINE (08/20/2013) [-]
i drive airline crew to and from their hotels. one of the pilots commented on my N& hoodie and we talked about mass effect the entire trip. when i dropped him off at the airport he said "thanks for the ride commander" closest thing i have
User avatar #35 - KillerKlownKKK (08/20/2013) [-]
I was a server at a place called Bobby Mcgees and we got Bonuses for coming up with **** like this. I came to work one day and stayed in character for every table dressed as Tigger from winnie the pooh. Manager gave me $100 bill at the end of my shift. We had a sign the read "All neckties will be CUT OFF of the person wearing it" And we would enforce it with people we knew had seen the sign and Didn't protest too seriously. I got my GF's Grandpa. I cut it off and stapled it to the wall by their table to wrote on the wall the date and "Bob Jenkins" under it. My gf's grandmother didn't know about the Gag and she flipped out on me. It was such a great Job I cried when they closed.
#32 - snakefire (08/20/2013) [-]
I can style my hair perfectly like tennant when its cut properly. I used to do **** like this, just not quite as extreme.
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