Take That America

the wierd thing is that the rocket that got them there was designed by 2 german guys

nazis to be exact

Wernher von Braun and Arthur Rudolph

America lost the space race to Russia. Russia both circled the earth from space (with cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin) and had a satellite in space (the Sputnik) before the Americans did anything. The consolation for America is that they were on the moon first.

With people that is, Russia had sent unmanned rockets to the moon prior to the moon landings.

Well it's not yours either! :)

Really? What did you watch it on?

John Logie Baird must have been a highly established American engineer.

heh heh, its funny because a lot of the immigrants that went to america are British.

FUCKING 'MARICA

That Jedi is from North Ireland.

The Jedi was an idea created by George Lucas from the Star Wars universe which has literally become the "thing" of the past THREE generations

Dear America: We see your Jedi, and raise you one Gandalf.

dont try and act that only british people do this. im english and i think op is a prick for making this. however, americans do this a lot as well so dont pretend that americans never try to assert their 'pseudo dominance'

I've never seen it happen to be honest....

Ah, Dexter. One of the greatest shows that I've ever seen.

The best show i've seen from britain is skins.
Fucking great.

Take this wallpaper!

Wayne Gretzky
Jim Carrey
James Cameron
Mike Myers (comedian, not serial killer)
Seth Rogan
William Shatner
Tara Strong
Deadmau5

That's not even the tip of the Iceberg.

As I said, only the tip of the iceberg! He's so funny though, from the few episodes of Who's Line I've actually seen.

a good chunk of EMT, i do believe, aswell

The gay french accent.

Your saying your better, when you drew up a loss in veitnaam a country that was tiny and underequipped compared to you. Whereas england held up against germany twice! And one of those was without any support from the rest of the world as america sat on its ass instead of joining the fight until we knew we could win.

Vietnam...?
What about 1812???

Btw who saved your ass in WWI and WWII?

Pattinson is British and a pretty cool guy. Edward Cullen is American and a faggot. We do however have Harkness.

Sorry america i can't hear you over the sound ofnothaving 2/3 of my population overweight.

And as for wars, both world wars you only joined in when the war was swinging in the allies favour, ww1 it was 1917, and 2 it was after germany decided not to invade as we'd beat them back. And what do you mean you made beer, or the shotgun for that matter, shotguns were before America was founded, for example you used an early form against us (the american divisions used buck ball where as we used normal ball muskets, meaning that american guns sprayed shotgun pellets as well as musket ball so long range less accurate but up close it ruined our tightly packed firing lines) and beer had ale had beenaround since at least the middle ages so you cant claim that one. We also made the telephone first we just didn't pattent it as the maker died when itwas being copyrighted so the american inventor stole it. And we also had a baic form of computer before, in the form of the enigma machine.

Bitch please, we invented the telephone

Boy oh boy,

We must've been living in mud huts before America saved the world when their country was formed a mere 250 years ago.

What would we do without their cowboy scientists and pathetic 'inventions' covered by their 'intellectual' property laws.

Finally, I really hope you are not claiming discovery of telephones, electricity, computers and 'the' internet. (and you'd need to actually make beer, not piss, before you can shotgun it)

PS how's new orleans doing after that 'recent' hurricane.

okay, cool and shit but...

you are proud of that applefag?

Robert Pattinson, the boy who sparkles.
Need I say more?

Why don't I add on... The cast of Jersey shore.

That's New Jersey. They're just treated like Americans, we don't know how to break it to them yet that they are actually from a lab deep, deep within an ocean lab. They were supposed to be trained seductive assassins, but instead their skin turned orange, their language chips malfunctioned, they adapted to human culture, and then (as you can see with the codename: Snooki) are now re-assembling younger models. So, yes. That is our one flaw.

Fuck you. I'm from New Jersey. Trust me, nobody is like that, unless you're higher up than Sandy Hook, which also isn't even that bad. The cast from Jersey Shore isn't even from New Jersey. The only people who are actually orange are sluts (who aren't even a lot), and nobody even acts like that. So quit being a faggot and get your shit together.

Well, you said that, and I already had something you had that was worse, so I repeated it.

Africa.

The internet was created in CERN so.....

^
Nostalgia from that pic.

Justin beiber is canadian

JB is Canadian... We just had the misfortune of him coming down here

yeah, sorry bout that guise. our bad, eh

lmao are you talking about justin bieber? The Canadian?

suck a cock, failed troll

And considering your grammar and punctuation, you must be an exception to our retarded population...

btw, what is jb?

I thought Cedric was even a tool in the book being the best Hufflepuff in recent memory is like being the tallest midget

owned

Remember SOPA...
Good ol' Chuck supported that..

Indeed, in fact SOPA is purely olde America again trying to copyright and withhold stuff stolen from different countries.