Not the Tardis right?

No, The Dalek. I was gonna be a Dalek for Halloween since we're allowed to dress up at work (and I obviously ain't getting the night off).

Ah, sorry to hear that.

I don't have kids, so I'm not really obligated to ask for it off.

Since I can't afford a real Dalek costume, I'm just going to go to the costume shop and get a fake gas mask. I'll go around all night asking people, "Are you my mummy?"

I've done that. (I also had a blazer and shorts, and a fake cut on my hand)

Thanks for reminding me about the cut; I forgot!!

I'm just going to be in my work uniform, sadly. I don't like wearing my clothes to work because every time I do, I end up getting grease or tea spilled on me.

If you don't have good makeup, you can make a sort of ok cut by layering lines of red and black pen.

I have markers; I can't use most makeup. I'm sadly allergic to ninety percent of what's on the market. Sensitive skin.

If I actually had a suit, I'd wear my trenchcoat (black, not brown, sadly) and go as the Doctor. But I'm a bit chunky, so that wouldn't go over too well...


I REGRET NOTHIIIING!

Dancing Silence.

woo hoo! Dance party!

I captioned that!! It makes me smile to see people using it.

I feel like this has happened before

Probably. I go happynuts when i see people using a picture or gif i made.