Resurrection

Well there was that one time....

which episodes were the ones that say
He was slim and a bit foxy and when he did the chicken dance?

Here's the saucey sauce. New Earth is the where the "Slim and a Little Bit Foxy" quote is from. I'm not too sure on the episode the chicken dance one is from.

found one of them
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmUThdIIq-g

MFW that scene

Yes. Grammar.

well thanks for the help




dick

I know that, but this is a joke and I did not make the comic. I don't give a fuck if it's accurate or not.

There is no point if it's not accurate

Yes, there is. A joke doesn't have to be accurate.

Not just any timelord... That would make quite an episode.

you might be on to something there......

you're a fucking genius! we need more people to know about our timelord and saviour.

oh my god, it explains how jesus looked different when he appeared infront of the two disciples who didn't believe jesus had returned

A very good and reasonable question. The answer would be is that the romans had whipped him which had caused severe trauma and bleeding on his back. He was beat by the roman soldiers until he was unrecognizeable. He had a crown of thorns shoved onto his head, and head woulds bleed quite heavily. He was then placed upon the cross, and the nails driven into him would have cause further blood loss by severing major arteries. The way you hang on a cross makes it incredibly difficult to breathe, so asphixiation is a possible contributer to death. He was also peirced in his side by a roman spear. The blood loss over this period of time would have been so great that there would have been no way for him to recover.

He was whipped at least 30 time, had his beard ripped from his jaw, punched by pharisees, hung up on a cross and stabbed in the heart. He died, there is no other possibility.

what if all the legends about a human being coming back to life in such early times would intrigue future generations in a scientific way so much that when they will want to learn if there is any truth in that story they will travel back in time, and upon coming to the realization that this was all bullshit, they will use their advanced technology to revive him in order to not interfere with the space-time continuum?

Or maybe travelling back in time thousands of years would take more energy than the universe contains.

well the topic is imaginary things...

...it's plausible. But they did stab him with a spear to make sure he's dead. Still, it's possible.

what if he used his Buddhist powers to heal himself?

At least it wasn't Colin Baker

He died on the cross after going to the future to do cool stuff for 40 days

How's life as a African American man?