Resurrection. . I Ciivil WENT TD EHHE ELI: CRAP? all H EDT‘? NEE Taira Resurrection I Ciivil WENT TD EHHE ELI: CRAP? all H EDT‘? NEE Taira
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #4 - Crusader
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I just thought of something

What if the Doctor was Jesus
#6 to #4 - sorakirin
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Well there was that one time....
#8 to #6 - shadovfox
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User avatar #36 to #8 - theonewhoderps
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which episodes were the ones that say
He was slim and a bit foxy and when he did the chicken dance?
#42 to #36 - samansa
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Here's the saucey sauce. New Earth is the where the "Slim and a Little Bit Foxy" quote is from. I'm not too sure on the episode the chicken dance one is from.
Here's the saucey sauce. New Earth is the where the "Slim and a Little Bit Foxy" quote is from. I'm not too sure on the episode the chicken dance one is from.
User avatar #44 to #42 - theonewhoderps
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#1 - ehzio
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#5 to #1 - acidjunk
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MFW that scene
MFW that scene
User avatar #11 - apocalypticburrito
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i dont get it
jesuse dies then 3 dyas later he has healed and leaves, in this he is a alive
am i missing something?
User avatar #14 to #11 - wernstrom
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Yes. Grammar.
User avatar #21 to #14 - apocalypticburrito
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well thanks for the help




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#24 to #21 - excentric
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#43 to #14 - pipsqueakaso
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#7 - damncheese
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He was dead when he was sealed in his grave.

Do some ******* research before you post **** OP.
User avatar #15 to #7 - mrthezho [OP]
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I know that, but this is a joke and I did not make the comic. I don't give a **** if it's accurate or not.
User avatar #17 to #15 - damncheese
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There is no point if it's not accurate
User avatar #18 to #17 - mrthezho [OP]
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Yes, there is. A joke doesn't have to be accurate.
#19 to #7 - anon id: fafeead5
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Well yeah, but theres also the fact that he never was resurrected so.. Also he was a jew who wanted others to become hebrews too.. Therefore christians are among the biggest retards in the religion ******** scale
User avatar #22 - Ripper
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I don't want to make christians go mad or something. But what if Jesus became in a sort of coma or something like that which made him look very dead but after being put in the tomb he kinda "came back to life" and someone saw that and helped him?
#23 to #22 - cactaur
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...it's plausible. But they did stab him with a spear to make sure he's dead. Still, it's possible.
#25 to #23 - dmagen
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what if he used his Buddhist powers to heal himself?
#26 to #22 - Unoriginal
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He was whipped at least 30 time, had his beard ripped from his jaw, punched by pharisees, hung up on a cross and stabbed in the heart. He died, there is no other possibility.
User avatar #32 to #26 - dmagen
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what if all the legends about a human being coming back to life in such early times would intrigue future generations in a scientific way so much that when they will want to learn if there is any truth in that story they will travel back in time, and upon coming to the realization that this was all ********, they will use their advanced technology to revive him in order to not interfere with the space-time continuum?
User avatar #35 to #32 - shiifter
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Or maybe travelling back in time thousands of years would take more energy than the universe contains.
User avatar #38 to #35 - dmagen
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well the topic is imaginary things...
#29 to #26 - ShockedNazi
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#40 to #22 - GRBanimefreak **User deleted account**
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A very good and reasonable question. The answer would be is that the romans had whipped him which had caused severe trauma and bleeding on his back. He was beat by the roman soldiers until he was unrecognizeable. He had a crown of thorns shoved onto his head, and head woulds bleed quite heavily. He was then placed upon the cross, and the nails driven into him would have cause further blood loss by severing major arteries. The way you hang on a cross makes it incredibly difficult to breathe, so asphixiation is a possible contributer to death. He was also peirced in his side by a roman spear. The blood loss over this period of time would have been so great that there would have been no way for him to recover.
User avatar #13 - thedarkestrogue
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I don't get it. He was dead before he was put into the tomb. Even the doctor can't cure deadness.
#16 to #13 - anon id: e12451d8
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unless was jesus was a timelord himself
User avatar #28 to #16 - mrthezho [OP]
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Not just any timelord... That would make quite an episode.
#20 to #16 - walesforever
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you might be on to something there......
User avatar #45 to #16 - SquishyHaribo
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you're a ******* genius! we need more people to know about our timelord and saviour.
User avatar #34 to #16 - SpAmBlEh
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oh my god, it explains how jesus looked different when he appeared infront of the two disciples who didn't believe jesus had returned
User avatar #37 - yamiyo
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Tom Baker appears in the TARDIS in front of Mary Magdalene.

"Would you like a Jesus-baby?"
User avatar #31 - tealkangaroo
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he was dead before was even put in the tomb
#10 - soarinxdashie
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User avatar #27 to #10 - altairibnlaahad
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At least it wasn't Colin Baker
#39 - flufflepuff
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It would still mean that he didn't die on the cross...

just sayin
User avatar #46 to #39 - pyrocrisis
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He died on the cross after going to the future to do cool stuff for 40 days
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