DALEK. MASTER. RAAACE.. HELLO INFERIOR BEINGS MY NAME IS DALEK-CAAN,AND I SHALL EXTERMINATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. THE LARGE MAJORITY OF YOU ARE INFERIOR,WEAK Daleks shall exterminate ALLLL
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DALEK. MASTER. RAAACE.

HELLO INFERIOR BEINGS
MY NAME IS DALEK-CAAN,AND I SHALL EXTERMINATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. THE LARGE MAJORITY OF YOU ARE INFERIOR,WEAK, BRAINLESS BEINGS WHO SPEND EVERY NANOSECOND OF THEIR PUNY LIVES EXPRESSING "EMOTIONS". YOU ARE EVERYTHING POISONING THE VASTNESS OF THE UNIVERSE. WITHOUT EXAGGERATING THE TRUTH, HAVE ANY OF YOU EXTERMINATED ANY LOWER LIFE FORMS? I DIGRESS, I GUESS IT IS FUN CO-OPERATING WITH YOUR PUNY PEERS BECAUSE OF YOUR "FRIENDSHIPS, BUT THE LARGE QUANTITY OF YOU RAISE THE QUANTITY OF THESE LEVELS TO LUDICROUS HEIGHTS. THIS IS FAR WORSE THAN THE DOCTOR SAVING YOUR PUNY LIVES.
DO NOT STRAY FROM MY VISION. JUST HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT.I AM 99.999% INVINCIBLE. I LEAD THE CULT OF SKARO, AND I HAVE THE LARGEST EXTERMINATION COUNT. WHAT MILITARY FORCES DO YOU LEAD, OTHER THAN "PUNY ARMIES OF WEAK INFERIOR CREATURES"? I AM BUILT WITH SUPERIOR INTELECT STIMULATION UNITS AS WELL, AND HAVE SUPERIOR FORCEFIELD SYSTEMS (I AM PROTECTED FROM 99.99% OF ALL PROJECTILES, THE MATERIAL OF WHICH IT IS BUILT FROM IS THE STRONGEST IN THE UNIVERSE). YOU ARE ALL PUNY MORTALS WHO DESERVE TO BE EXTERMINATED. (In case you wanted it)

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User avatar #2 - rgkprod (11/15/2012) [-]
I hate Dalek posts for one reason: I always hear them in the Dalek voice, so they take FOREVER to read.
#3 - olicoooombs (11/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
That's Dalek Sec, not Caan.
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