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User avatar #83 - radamski (06/22/2013) [-]
You are now blinking manually.

And breathing manually.

You also notice there is no comfortable place for your tongue to sit.

AND, there's a itch somewhere on your body right now. Scratch it.
User avatar #121 to #83 - immortalfear (06/22/2013) [-]
I hate you.
User avatar #107 to #83 - sparkyoneonetwo (06/22/2013) [-]
pretty sure I'm broken. this type of stuff don't work with me.
#98 to #83 - triggathepirate (06/22/2013) [-]
MFW I was scratching my back the second I got to the last line...   
Or did I only do it after I read it? 						****					!
MFW I was scratching my back the second I got to the last line...
Or did I only do it after I read it? **** !
User avatar #149 to #98 - Carlospiceyweiner (06/23/2013) [-]
Stick with your day job, you suck at comedy.
User avatar #85 to #83 - DoktorHax (06/22/2013) [-]
there is a compfy place for my tounge to sit. its your mother.
#92 to #85 - moforsho (06/22/2013) [-]
did you just... you did
did you just... you did
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