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#4 - kyrozor ONLINE (11/29/2015) [-]
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User avatar #70 to #4 - lolryzaxx (11/29/2015) [-]
yilmaz
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User avatar #80 to #4 - noahnicholson (11/29/2015) [-]
YILMAAAAAAAAAZ
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User avatar #9 to #4 - skyggen (11/29/2015) [-]
oh sick reference stooooooooooooooge
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User avatar #11 to #9 - kyrozor ONLINE (11/29/2015) [-]
Had to man, had to.
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#104 to #9 - sacker (11/29/2015) [-]
"COME OOOOOON"
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#6 - limberlarry (11/29/2015) [-]
Are there people who dont like broccoli? How?
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#13 to #6 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/29/2015) [-]
because white people don't know how to cook for **** . they just eat that **** raw and unseasoned because they hate their children and want them to die of a vitamin c deficiency.
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User avatar #30 to #13 - jbabco (11/29/2015) [-]
Hellomynameissalt
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User avatar #83 to #13 - centraldogma (11/29/2015) [-]
What the **** do you have against uncooked broccoli, that **** tastes... well, not great, but pretty alright at least.
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User avatar #66 to #13 - Ruspanic (11/29/2015) [-]
raw broccoli tastes better than cooked broccoli
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#92 to #66 - deutschblut (11/29/2015) [-]
Cooked pizza tastes better than raw broccoli...
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User avatar #93 to #92 - Ruspanic (11/29/2015) [-]
You're not wrong.
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#37 to #13 - ninjaflapjack (11/29/2015) [-]
Are there people (never mind white people) who have it uncooked?
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#44 to #37 - Anetheril (11/29/2015) [-]
**Anetheril used "*roll picture*"**
**Anetheril rolled image** theres tons of vegetable party platters that are nothing but raw vegetables including broccoli
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#53 to #13 - makethingsworse (11/29/2015) [-]
Somebody has been having a bit too much salt in their diet...
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User avatar #76 to #13 - NegateThat (11/29/2015) [-]
PREACH!!!!! White people be adding like NO SEASONINGS to there food. Thats why there kids only like butter noodles , cheese pizza and nuggets.
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User avatar #95 to #76 - deutschblut (11/29/2015) [-]
******* and spics do?

Deep fry is not "seasoning".

And "Adobo" is just salt and MSG...
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User avatar #211 to #95 - NegateThat (11/29/2015) [-]
See I use a slew of seasoning. I have no clue what Adobo is my friend. And deep frying? Are you trying to end yourself? Vegatable oil is stupid. Gotta use Coconut Oil or Almond Oil. Makes food taste great. I could name you all the spices in my cabinet but ya wouldn't know half of them. White people be killing me eating just bread and pasta. With a bland ass tomato sauce. It's all those carbs ******* you up. All that salt you not adding. Go play with your dick little ***** .
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#214 to #211 - deutschblut (11/30/2015) [-]
You seriously want to start the 4th Reich over spices?

Behold my cooking wine!
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User avatar #172 to #6 - myreadyassyolk (11/29/2015) [-]
Let's get down to nitty gritty.
**** celery.
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User avatar #174 to #172 - myreadyassyolk (11/29/2015) [-]
Lastly, **** asparagus.
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User avatar #86 to #6 - enlightednatzie (11/29/2015) [-]
americans
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#152 to #6 - alpako (11/29/2015) [-]
somebody i know that doesn't hate broccoli?
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User avatar #19 to #6 - dickticklerluv (11/29/2015) [-]
I'm fine with broccoli, the **** I can't stand is onions or celery. **** makes me gag
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User avatar #50 to #19 - crazyguyindahood (11/29/2015) [-]
not the only thing that makes you gag ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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#73 to #50 - dickticklerluv (11/29/2015) [-]
fukn long ass dick quit pussyfooting around the truth homie say it how it be
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User avatar #49 to #6 - crazyguyindahood (11/29/2015) [-]
When i was little i used to hate the **** out of veggies, now i can't get enough of them.
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User avatar #64 to #6 - pokemanaphy (11/29/2015) [-]
I like broccoli both cooked and uncooked, I don't get the unappeal tbh, it tastes how you'd expect most greens to taste
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User avatar #131 to #6 - haroldsaxon ONLINE (11/29/2015) [-]
It tastes strongly and lasts for hours. Literally one of the easiest things to see why some wouldn't like.
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User avatar #12 to #6 - ssjkirby (11/29/2015) [-]
Genes play a role in how broccoli tastes.

Certain genes make it taste more bitter.
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User avatar #22 to #6 - greyhoundfd (11/29/2015) [-]
People don't understand how to combine vegetables. Most parents just hear "Give your kids a vegetable" and think "I'll throw something random into the next meal" instead of trying to pair it. Broccoli, for instance, should only go with foods that have very strong or rich sauces, since the buds of the broccoli easily trap sauce, and the plant becomes a flavor sponge that is absolutely delicious when you bite into it.
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User avatar #26 to #22 - chuca (11/29/2015) [-]
So what your saying is make kids like broccoli by making it taste like something else. Which is fine, but that still means the broccoli's taste is an issue.
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User avatar #27 to #26 - greyhoundfd (11/29/2015) [-]
I mean, if you just ate bread all day it would probably taste like **** , but I don't see people saying that the taste of bread is still a problem because most people recommend using it for toast or sandwiches instead.
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User avatar #29 to #27 - chuca (11/29/2015) [-]
People don't make sandwiches with bread to mask the taste of it. And we're not talking about eating a single food all the time, we're talking about eating it anytime.
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User avatar #32 to #29 - greyhoundfd (11/29/2015) [-]
My point is that in most cases these foods are supposed to be prepared a certain way, and if they're not they taste weird or funky. Broccoli is the same thing. Just eating it outright is obviously bland or bitter, but combining it with sauce or cheese gives it flavor.
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User avatar #34 to #32 - chuca (11/29/2015) [-]
Which is my point, that broccoli's taste alone is bad. I don't see what the argument is here.
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User avatar #36 to #22 - penileburglar (11/29/2015) [-]
I'm totally fine with steamed broccoli. In fact, I loved a few big, steamed broccoli florets with steak. Saying it 'should only go with foods that have very strong or rich sauces' is silly. You should try it that way if you don't like them any other way, but PLENTY of people like broccoli by itself.

Plus smothering it in sauce often defeats the purpose of trying to be healthier in the first place. If you don't like broccoli, covering it in unhealthy stuff just so you can choke it down is silly, find something healthy that you DO like or just enjoy something unhealthy.
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User avatar #38 to #36 - greyhoundfd (11/29/2015) [-]
Yeah, "should only" is definitely a bit strong, but "goes best" is definitely true.

Also, the purpose of eating vegetables and fruits and is to achieve the needed amounts of vitamins and minerals, not just to eat fruits and vegetables for the day. So long as your calories for the day balance, it doesn't matter if you smother your broccoli in liquid crack cocaine, just so long as it provides the intended nutrients.
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User avatar #41 to #38 - penileburglar (11/29/2015) [-]
Too many calories is a LOT more common of a problem than too few vitamins and minerals nowadays, though. Yes, the point is to balance your calorie intake while getting the nutrients you need. Most people have a lot more problems with the former than the latter.

And I actually prefer my broccoli steamed or in light stir-fries rather than with strong/rich sauces. Taste is purely a matter of preference.
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User avatar #132 to #36 - haroldsaxon ONLINE (11/29/2015) [-]
Why do you believe sauce to be unhealthy?
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User avatar #162 to #132 - penileburglar (11/29/2015) [-]
By nature, most sauces that could be described as 'strong or rich sauces' are. I said 'often defeats,' not 'always defeats.'
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User avatar #14 to #6 - vorarephilia (11/29/2015) [-]
I ask that about people who like broccoli. it tastes awful.
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#82 to #6 - aleypal (11/29/2015) [-]
it's almost like people have different likes and dislikes
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#84 to #82 - limberlarry (11/29/2015) [-]
Dont give me those lies
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User avatar #110 - yourinvisiblegf (11/29/2015) [-]
**yourinvisiblegf used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**yourinvisiblegf rolls The hardworking Mexican.**
In the indian version, the broccoli were remplaced by ___ .
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#194 to #110 - anon (11/29/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**anonymous rolls Getting your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap with another dick.**
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User avatar #130 to #110 - fitemeirlbro (11/29/2015) [-]
Toilets
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User avatar #143 to #130 - admjgg (11/29/2015) [-]
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User avatar #33 - kibbleking (11/29/2015) [-]
broccoli's ****** dank tho
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#52 - devilicious (11/29/2015) [-]
I was expecting more fun moments from this movie, everything felt too childish... and yes is a movie for kids but I'm talking in comparison with other pixar movies too.
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User avatar #109 to #52 - echsa [OP](11/29/2015) [-]
is it bad that i recognize like all of them?
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User avatar #144 to #109 - sequel ONLINE (11/29/2015) [-]
Have you seen enough hentai?


Same answer.
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#164 to #109 - dasbrot (11/29/2015) [-]
Only if you want it to be.
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User avatar #1 - iexs (11/28/2015) [-]
green peppers are the ****
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User avatar #196 to #1 - sphincterface (11/29/2015) [-]
All peppers taste the same to me. And they all taste good so whatever.
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User avatar #24 to #1 - greyhoundfd (11/29/2015) [-]
They're a bit too bitter for me unless they're paired with something, but red, orange, and yellow bell peppers are ******* good.
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#74 to #1 - donbionicle ONLINE (11/29/2015) [-]
>>#10, >>#5, >>#3, >>#2, >>#24, they all taste the same to me.
>>#10, >>#5, >>#3, >>#2, >>#24, they all taste the same to me.
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#212 to #74 - parashizo (11/29/2015) [-]
GIF
********** say that again
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#213 to #212 - donbionicle ONLINE (11/30/2015) [-]
I mean I can detect there's a difference between greens and reds/yellows/oranges, but when it comes to cooking they're interchangeable.
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User avatar #5 to #1 - parashizo (11/29/2015) [-]
green peppers are ****
red&yellow peppers are both better
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User avatar #10 to #5 - Tusura (11/29/2015) [-]
Depends on the meal, but for eating raw by itself, I prefer yellow.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - echsa [OP](11/28/2015) [-]
ye, i like the red ones much more
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User avatar #3 to #2 - bluslenderman (11/28/2015) [-]
They taste sweeter
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#21 - gordanfreemann (11/29/2015) [-]
GIF
Did they really have to re-render the whole move just for something like this and a couple simple edits?
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#28 to #21 - cigma (11/29/2015) [-]
re-render the scene*
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User avatar #31 to #21 - drtrousersnake (11/29/2015) [-]
4Kids Hates Riceballs not as bad as 4kids
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User avatar #167 to #31 - notsohappygamer (11/29/2015) [-]
b-b-b-b-but rice is delicious
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#25 to #21 - doctersmiles (11/29/2015) [-]
no, it's just a couple simple edits.
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User avatar #8 - santamansan (11/29/2015) [-]
a tumblr post in which a redditor saw it on Reddit, screen capped a reddit comment, posted that to tumblr, then someone screenshotted it and posted it to funnyjunk
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#184 - markhov (11/29/2015) [-]
>universally hated
>In Japan

There's an oxymoron in there somewhere, try to find it
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#69 - hopporto ONLINE (11/29/2015) [-]
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User avatar #77 - freemanareso (11/29/2015) [-]
Broccoli is the best vegetable.
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#191 to #77 - gmarrox (11/29/2015) [-]
That's cool and all but do you even asparagus? And if we're counting them (even though they technically aren't vegetables) mushrooms are god-tier.
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User avatar #60 - xXCorpitoXx ONLINE (11/29/2015) [-]
I ******* love broccoli
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User avatar #23 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (11/29/2015) [-]
>Not liking broccoli and green peppers
Some children are ******* stupid.
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User avatar #56 to #23 - lotengo ONLINE (11/29/2015) [-]
I'm to tired to look it up. But some people actually have a gene that allows them to taste a certain substance in broccoli that gives it an extremely bitter taste
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User avatar #57 to #56 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (11/29/2015) [-]
Maybe if you have like a genetic disorder then fine.
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User avatar #58 to #57 - lotengo ONLINE (11/29/2015) [-]
not a disorder, evolution
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User avatar #59 to #58 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (11/29/2015) [-]
It's only evolution if it helps. Otherwise it's just a failed mutation doomed to natural selection. Those who don't like broccoli will have to go further out of their way and spend more money to get a ton of super good ass nutrients and they're gunna be hella sad cus they don't get to enjoy all that green goodness.
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User avatar #139 to #59 - mutzaki (11/29/2015) [-]
Broccoli is not a natural plant, it was created by us.

Evolutionarily, we're supposed to like foods that are high in fat, sugar and calories. It's more of a modern convenience that we're able to eat a more varied diet. It's why it's perfectly normal for people to be far more fond of sweets and junk food than veggies.
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User avatar #177 to #139 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (11/29/2015) [-]
What does broccoli not being "natural" have to do with anything? Not being able to eat it still hinders you nutritionally in the ways I mentioned before?
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User avatar #179 to #177 - mutzaki (11/29/2015) [-]
Because it means it's not a matter of us having evolved alongside it, so it's not a failed mutation in any way to dislike broccoli.
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User avatar #63 to #23 - avarius (11/29/2015) [-]
Eh, I find green peppers to be bitter as **** . Red it is for me!
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User avatar #81 to #23 - Haentar (11/29/2015) [-]
Pretty sure youngun's have more of a preference for sweet foods and less of one for bitter foods, because they eat so much random stuff and bitter commonly interprets as 'poison.'
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User avatar #96 to #23 - payseht ONLINE (11/29/2015) [-]
>Some
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User avatar #178 to #96 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (11/29/2015) [-]
But what about the smart ones, you know, the ones that do more intelligent stuff like solder cpus...
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User avatar #87 - nanako ONLINE (11/29/2015) [-]
Is there anyone who likes broccoli/? I can't stand it.

I get my vitamin C, ironically, from green peppers (and red peppers, and yellow peppers, and chillies of all colours)
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User avatar #90 to #87 - patentoverwriten (11/29/2015) [-]
If it's steamed properly, I love it. Little salt, little pepper, maybe some salsa or cheese. Mmm.
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User avatar #91 to #87 - chenn (11/29/2015) [-]
I like it raw with Ranch dressing, and also I love creamy broccoli soup. I can't stand steamed broccoli though (well I dislike steamed vegetables in general so there's that)
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User avatar #98 to #87 - ludly (11/29/2015) [-]
yup and way you serve it, I like it.
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User avatar #99 to #87 - syntheticdoll (11/29/2015) [-]
You're gonna stone me for this but I like it on pizza with sour cream base, ham and corn.
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User avatar #103 to #87 - pliskin (11/29/2015) [-]
put some hollandias and chees on it and you will understand^^
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User avatar #105 to #87 - stifflimb (11/29/2015) [-]
Dont either like it or dislike it, some dishes it tastes better in, some worse.
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#114 to #87 - sackit (11/29/2015) [-]
**sackit used "*roll picture*"**
**sackit rolled image**I eat the top part Bush but not the "root", The white brocoli tasted like **** tho.
In Norway its not that hated, Based on my FB feed,we had muslims instead of brocoli
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#118 to #87 - tarabostes ONLINE (11/29/2015) [-]
GIF
I get my vitamin C from NaCis
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User avatar #158 to #87 - heartlessrobot (11/29/2015) [-]
I love broccoli but hate peppers of any kind. Even the sweet ones taste like spicy ass to me.
I'm a wuss when it comes to spicy, but anything sour or bitter is just fine.
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User avatar #190 to #87 - gmarrox (11/29/2015) [-]
I like broccoli plain, but I can understand why some people don't. BUT deep fried broccoli with ranch dressing or cheese is incredible.
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User avatar #85 - kwanzalord (11/29/2015) [-]
Growing up in japan, I can definitely say that green peppers are a huge deal.
There are books dedicated to children eating green peppers.
I had a children's book that I loved when I was little...it was about green pepper super heroes called "peeman man" (peeman is Japanese for green pepper)
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#88 to #85 - justtocomment (11/29/2015) [-]
We had similar phenomenon here in USA. Popeye the sailor man would get super strength from eating spinach.
Weird how cultures respond so similarly.
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User avatar #89 to #88 - kwanzalord (11/29/2015) [-]
yea, haha.
We had popeye in Japan too, but the point of eating spinach was completely lost to us.
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#94 to #89 - justtocomment (11/29/2015) [-]
Yeah here in America spinach is the "nastiest of the nasty" for most kids. I know I hated it as a kid, but swear to god Popeye got me to eat it and now I ******* love spinach.
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#7 - solarisofcelestia (11/29/2015) [-]
Eat it, you little **** !
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#15 - anon (11/29/2015) [-]
interesting how real they made the ugliness of that child like all little children
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