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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #11 - shogg
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I wish I had friends that were girls.
User avatar #13 to #11 - spermbank
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most of my friends are guys...i'll be your friend :D
User avatar #73 to #13 - bostongreggissexy
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hence your name
User avatar #109 to #73 - spermbank
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my name, my "dear" fellow FJer, was a ridiculous dare from 2010. if I stop using the account, i owe my friends 50$ each
User avatar #49 to #13 - kampi
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...Maybe I also can be your friend?
User avatar #50 to #49 - spermbank
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you're all kind of freaking me out now....
User avatar #52 to #50 - kampi
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I mean, you're pretty damn cute.
Why not? The more the marrier?
User avatar #53 to #52 - spermbank
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meh...there's prettier and skinnier girls here on FJ...but oh well. i always have room for more friends
#55 to #53 - firewolfseven
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Yeah, being a girl on the internet is not a good idea
Yeah, being a girl on the internet is not a good idea
User avatar #65 to #55 - KayThanxBye
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i love this gif.
#72 to #65 - firewolfseven
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**** gingers having souls, they can party hard
#76 to #72 - KayThanxBye
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Look at the soulless twerp go!   
   
   
   
i love that gif cos the kid looks like he enjoys rubbin ice cream on his face
Look at the soulless twerp go!



i love that gif cos the kid looks like he enjoys rubbin ice cream on his face
#78 to #76 - firewolfseven
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He's like '**** the world!'   
(It's the only picture I have a ginger kid)
He's like '**** the world!'
(It's the only picture I have a ginger kid)
#80 to #78 - KayThanxBye
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<that kids face


User avatar #58 to #55 - spermbank
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oh well...i'll survive. i've been talked to in stranger and worse ways. this is nothing.
#66 to #58 - firewolfseven
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Oh no, not in the way that strange people talk to you, now you're 'the most popular person ever' because of your 'personality' in an attempt to get 'to know you'
I think you can read between the lines and discover I am, in fact, referencing to people putting their sausage-swords so deep into your stone only King Arthur could remove it.
User avatar #68 to #66 - spermbank
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XD
User avatar #54 to #53 - kampi
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I'm not so much into skinny girls.

The important thing I look for is the cuteness, optimism and... a person who knows who he/she is.
User avatar #57 to #54 - spermbank
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well...crap....i'm pessimistic as ****. and i'm sarcastic. and violent. and i fail to use proper capitalization and grammar. i love animals, i like to read, draw, watch anime, and game. i can be....strange sometimes
#59 to #57 - kampi
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Good enough to be a friend, I say.   
   
...Well?
Good enough to be a friend, I say.

...Well?
User avatar #61 to #59 - spermbank
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works for me. as I said before, i can always love and tolerate more friends, and i'll be a friend to anyone if they're nice.
User avatar #41 to #13 - bigchance
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can i be your friend to :D
User avatar #43 to #41 - spermbank
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sure...why the **** not...?
User avatar #14 to #13 - shogg
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R-Really!?
Can I have nude pictures?
User avatar #15 to #14 - spermbank
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not NUDE pictures...you could possibly have normal, fully clothed pictures though...maybe....
#17 to #15 - shogg
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Alright.
I'll send you my sexy pics
(This was a fansign for a FB page)
User avatar #31 to #17 - hakusprite **User deleted account**
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A fan sign for Pipit...?
User avatar #32 to #31 - shogg
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Pipsqueak
#33 to #32 - hakusprite **User deleted account**
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Ah. I dunno why you got thumbed down for that.   
Thumbed you back up.
Ah. I dunno why you got thumbed down for that.
Thumbed you back up.
User avatar #69 to #31 - kingeckhardt
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I thought it was pipit too lol.
#18 to #17 - spermbank
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woooow
here's my...not sexy picture
User avatar #20 to #18 - shogg
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It's pretty sexy if you ask me
User avatar #23 to #18 - shogg
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And not in like a hot bimbo girl bang-you-once gorgeous, as in a long-relationship-maybe-have-kids-and-get-married gorgeous
User avatar #21 to #18 - shogg
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As in, you are gorgeous
#22 to #21 - spermbank
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not really...
User avatar #38 to #22 - xenxio
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Take....the compliment...****!
User avatar #25 to #22 - shogg
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You are to me
See above comment
#26 to #25 - spermbank
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aw, that's sweet~
#29 to #26 - bangsaidthegun
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MAN THE HARPOONS!
User avatar #34 to #29 - kathuzada
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**kathuzada rolls 0** I have this many harpoons, will it be enough?
User avatar #35 to #34 - kathuzada
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Who stole my harpoons
User avatar #37 to #35 - brandofan
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*******
User avatar #39 to #37 - kathuzada
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They have sharp ranged weapons now? Everybody drop your wallets and run.
User avatar #42 to #39 - brandofan
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I tell you they're evolving faster than we can imagine...... They have clothing to blend into our society
User avatar #45 to #42 - killerliquid
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they've skin that makes them invisible at night
User avatar #47 to #45 - brandofan
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And they're language, while incomprehensible to most people, can be learnt at a fast rate with severe consequences when talking to authority figures.
User avatar #51 to #47 - kathuzada
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**kathuzada rolled user nerdyghost ** We meed to think and when need your help, what are they scared of
User avatar #60 to #51 - brandofan
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As a wise man once said..... *AHEM* "We will use the tools that God gave us to fight the ******: The whip, the noose, the nightstick, the branding iron. These things strike fear into the heart of the ******. The job application."
User avatar #85 to #60 - kathuzada
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To the unemployment office
#67 to #26 - anon id: f8bdc7b1
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in case you didn't see the picture
#86 to #26 - russianbro
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User avatar #110 to #86 - spermbank
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thank you, random stoned llama
User avatar #16 to #15 - knickfury
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dat username
User avatar #19 to #16 - spermbank
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'twas a dare. if I stop using this account, I owe each of my friend's 50$
#56 to #19 - anon id: f8bdc7b1
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i think it might be to late to tell you all it's a trap.........
#62 to #56 - colehaffner
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that was the longest thread of all time
#48 to #14 - kampi
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Dumb bitch.
#91 to #11 - novastroyer
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Most of my female friends, mainly bestfriends, came from the fact that they thought I was gay...
User avatar #92 to #91 - potatot
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Most of my female friends are gay.
#90 to #11 - pedobearkuma
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Ha, I get all the ladies.
User avatar #70 to #11 - msvegeta
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It's not that hard, honestly. You just have to look in the right places. If you're looking in school, chances are you might not find the right kind of girl. Just go places that reflect your interests. For example, if you like playing Magic the Gathering, go to your local games shop every once in a while. If girls are there, you know you'll have things in common with them. Your chances of making friends are higher.

I'm speaking from experience, I've made some male friends while playing magic with them.
User avatar #113 to #70 - shogg
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I love Magic: The Gathering
User avatar #116 to #113 - msvegeta
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Haha really? Got to love coincidences. Did you go to the M13 prerelease?
User avatar #117 to #116 - shogg
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Im not really hardcore, I just love playing it every now and again
User avatar #118 to #117 - msvegeta
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Yeah. I'm sort of a beginner, but when summer rolled around, I got kind of bored and now I play regularly. I draft every friday night. So much fun. Have you ever drafted?
User avatar #119 to #118 - shogg
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No....
#120 to #119 - msvegeta
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Oh it's really fun. Basically you go to your local games shop when they have a draft scheduled. Everyone there gets 3 packs, and you open them one at a time. For each pack you take one, pass the rest down. So you are picking and choosing cards from packs, and sort of competing with the other people for good cards.

While doing this you have to keep a strategy in mind, because after the cards are all passed out, you have to build your own deck on the spot. Then you compete with it! It's a really fun way to play, because you never know what will happen, and no one has a money advantage over anyone else. It's all luck. Well, there's also a lot of skill, but you get the point.

Super fun. It's had me hooked for a while. Aaand now I sound like an awful nerd. Maybe this picture of me will redeem me as a normal person? lol
#81 to #70 - anon id: 3136bf8b
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that involves talking to girls
User avatar #87 to #81 - kathuzada
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Magic doesn't involve talking to girls
User avatar #111 to #87 - msvegeta
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I talk to boys when I play. You kind of have to talk when you play, like anon said.

And if they're beginners, it's especially good because you can help them.
#88 to #87 - anon id: 3136bf8b
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hmm I want to spot remove her creature, I better do it completely silently, that won't seem weird at all
User avatar #83 to #81 - msvegeta
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Talking to girls can be easy if you have something in common. Girls are usually pretty talkative, so tell them your name, and ask a meaningless question. Most will take control of the conversation by that point.

Unless I'm vastly overestimating the skills of boys on FJ. If so, just tell me.
#84 to #83 - anon id: 3136bf8b
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oh believe me, you are
#77 to #11 - EdwardNigma
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mfw some of my best friends are female and I have no idea how I do it.
#101 to #77 - anon id: 897a11bf
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Maybe it's because you are autistic.
User avatar #112 to #101 - EdwardNigma
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Autism = ladies

Feels good man.
User avatar #1 - stormguy
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At first i though you meant she was being raped by a snuggie, than i realized it was a typo.
What the **** is wrong with me?
User avatar #40 - anikinskywalker
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Am I the only one who read "tightly raped" instead of "tightly rapped"?
User avatar #46 to #40 - wersand
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That's because it's supposed to be "wrapped."
User avatar #4 - monkeytiger
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Haha that reminds me of this one time, I went over to this guys house, and I was about to go to sleep, but I spotted a snuggie under his bed, so I crawled inside it. It kinda felt damp around wherre my neck was, hahaha.

..............WAIT........
#64 - Thenator
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They mustn't find out
#79 - anon id: 11ef5ba3
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>Be x age
>Cum in Y
>Someone uses Y
>They used my cum to Z with the Y
#105 to #79 - anon id: 11ef5ba3
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Inb4 this is on front page.
User avatar #82 to #79 - usarnaem
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Yep,thats pretty much how to funnyjunk these last 2 days.
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#89 to #74 - anon id: b3f8821c
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Valefor. This pleases me.
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User avatar #10 - haydn
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I remember one time, I must have sprayed a bit on this black cushion I have on my bed. A girl comes over that I really fancy and without looking she grabs it and lays on it (It's dried) but the stain's shining like a million mirrors in the desert. End up panicking so much I alpha leap in and kiss her (Holy **** it's actually working) and throw the cushion down the side of the bed.
#12 to #10 - HarvietheDinkle
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go on...
#102 to #12 - haydn
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Just kissed and stuff for a while, she said she didn't want to come across as a slag.

Mfw when I knew she was one
#5 - deathbypizza
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holy ****. OP, I did exactly the same thing. i had this koala thing that had a hole in it and opened up to become a blanket. the hole was just the right size to stick my dick in and hump furiously away at for a while. i didnt wash it for over two years, then my mum gave it to a family across the road with a 6 year old...
#94 - odinistic
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Surely she would've smelt the semen...
I call ********. She would've definitely smelt the semen from the "years" of it crusting into your—what did you call it?—"snuggie". (A note on the latter sentence: I'm from the UK, so I've no idea what a "snuggie" is. Sorry!)
#99 to #94 - philshiffley
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a snuggie if you haven't google searched it yet is a blanket that you wear like a robe a blanket that can't come off here is a picture of one
User avatar #100 to #94 - bossmanholms
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oh and btw, it's smelled.
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#103 to #100 - nowbackatme
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It is smelled? Your grammar is through the roof!
#106 to #103 - anon id: 11ef5ba3
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You can use smelt. Also American English isn't the only English.
User avatar #108 to #106 - nowbackatme
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Silly anon can't post links.
#98 to #94 - bossmanholms
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IT'S A ************* BLANKET WITH SLEEVES.
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