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jew you tell a lie

>be 16 year old jew
>family keeps kosher (they don't eat shell fish, mix meat and milk or other stuff the Torah says is bad)
>goes out with friends and gets a cheese burger
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Submitted: 07/15/2012
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#1 - daveyishere (07/15/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I had a hindu friend who I took to McDonalds, right after his first bite of a big mac a demonic looking portal appeared beneath his feet and I haven't seen him since
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#25 - dynohmite (07/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
your parents face when they find out
your parents face when they find out
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#35 - znigga (07/16/2012) [-]
you're banished
you're banished
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User avatar #2 - taintedtruffle (07/15/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Jews follow the Torah not the bible op
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User avatar #10 to #4 - taintedtruffle (07/15/2012) [-]
didn't at first- he edited it
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#17 - anonythegame (07/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
when i was in high school I had a hindu friend named parth.every day at lunch we would feed him a ton of burgers and shit,after a couple of months his parents found out.he got grounded for a month mfw i warned him that it'd happen eventually
when i was in high school I had a hindu friend named parth.every day at lunch we would feed him a ton of burgers and shit,after a couple of months his parents found out.he got grounded for a month
mfw i warned him that it'd happen eventually
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#32 - cleverguy (07/16/2012) [+] (3 replies)
i'm jewish and not once has anyone in my family been or tried to make me kosher.
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#29 - jgarron (07/16/2012) [-]
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#42 - AztecJew (07/16/2012) [-]
I can sympatize
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#41 - N. Korean citizen (07/16/2012) [-]
I would watch the fuck out of a show called "16 Year Old Jew"
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#6 - ackbobthedead ONLINE (07/15/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Do any other Christians not give a shit what the Bible says, other than what Jesus talks about?
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User avatar #7 to #6 - deathzor (07/15/2012) [-]
I'm an atheist and I agree with what 'Jesus' might've said.

Cool as fuck dude walking around, helping people. Yeah. I can respect that, even if I don't believe in the bullshit surrounding it.
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#34 - kinglobster (07/16/2012) [-]
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#31 - girlygirlygirl (07/16/2012) [-]
<- Jew...I know your feels bro...
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User avatar #12 - notsofunnycomedy (07/15/2012) [-]
i once ate a bacon cheese burger with crab meat. it was the best burger i had in my life and i am glad that Jesus is cool with me eating it
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#11 - lucidria (07/15/2012) [-]
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It's liars like you that make me angry.
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#38 - radrussian (07/16/2012) [-]
All this post told me is that Jews even lie to their family
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User avatar #8 - bitchplzzz (07/15/2012) [-]
**bitchplzzz rolls 609,690,392**
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