I fuck up twice
>be thirteen in 7th grade
>best friend is going out with the slutty bitch with humungous tits (when i say humungous, i mean big for that age and grade)
>neither of us knew she was a slut at the time
>friend has been dating her for about 3 weeks
>i end up making out with her a few weeks before the end of seventh grade
>friend finds out, get super pissed, doesnt talk to me for all of 8th grade
(but wait, there's more!)
>still dating the slutty chick
>her name is dallas btw
>sexting her about 3 weeks into summer vacation
>we've sent a few pictures back and forth
>im home alone when i sext her, so i take a picture of my dick
>send the message, minding my own business, when my dad texts me saying, "who are you sexting?"
>all of my what
>go back into message box, turns out i sent the pic to my dad, not dallas, because my phone guesses names based of alphabetical order
>ohshit.jpg
>grounded for 6 months, all through summer and rest of year
>finally ungrounded on my birthday (dec. 4th)
>me and my best friend who she cheated on with me now joke about it all the time
