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most will see this and just skip, and thats fine. il probably get down-thumbed, which sucks but this seems worth telling.
senior in high school, lunch. i went to the bathroom on a routine piss break. the toilet was, as usual, full of shit and toilet paper, and i didnt notice that some wise chap had taken his dipspit bottle and crammed it into the s-curve. as i finished up, i figured id flush all that nasty buttwork down. as i do, a fucking gieser explodes from the mouth of the toilet, launching shit water about two feet out of the bowl, and onto me. totally shocked, i just dont know what to do. shit on the floor, shit stench on me, and im totally soaked. i do what makes sense, and try to dry off with an entire roll of that half ply shitty georgia pacific toilet paper. it doesnt work, so i wait there, in that stall for about an hour and a half. way past the time i should be in class. when it seems to be dry, smelling like school poo, i stroll on out like nothing happened. got three days iss for skipping class.