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>Never had sex and 16 years old
>eventually go to a party invited by friend
>very drunk bitches everywhere
>eyeing me across the room is a 9/10
>really staring me down
>Going to go for it
>obviously wants the dick
>noticed my sexy eyes
>now we start making out
>asks if I want to go somewhere private
>Go to my friends bedroom
>in the bedroom and lock the door
>violet candles lit
>engage in sex
>"You have a third nipple?"
>oh **** she noticed
>urgent situation
>Upper punch that bitch, knocking her out, and finish off like a boss
>people still to this day don't know about my third nipple

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