Wisdom Teeth

when I got the anaesthetic (to get out a root stuck under my gums), All I remember is Shrek 3 coming on a TV above me and me trying to scream "DONKEY!!" but I had a jaw restraint on so just saliva'd everywhere. I forgot this several times and kept on trying to speak even though my mouth was forced open, gurgling incoherent conversations to myself.

HFW Nam flashbacks

>Be 18
>Wake up one morning with agony inflicted by a thousand suns in my pants
>Screaming for at least an hour until I end up in hospital
>Doctor tells me I have testicular tortion (I twisted my balls when I moved around in my sleep)
>My balls are now the wrong way around after twisting twice
>Shit, what do
>Doctor says they'll fix naturally, but it can be helped
>Surge of pain, pass out in shock
>Wake up a few minutes later
>My pants are gone
>Nurse is massaging my balls
>Holy fucking shit she is smoking
>Instant boner
>Nurse laughs, says this happens all the time and not to worry
>Pain is gone
>Everything went better than expected

Man, this sounds like the start to an excellent porno

So what you are telling me is that under anesthesia, your internet side comes out? We are all screwed.

MFW "thanks for the help nigga"

>Be 14
>Go to dentist for the very first time
>My dentist is black
>He did a nice job and everything went well
>MFW I like black men in my mouth

>Be 18
>Born with a rare case
>Will never grow wisdom teeth
>Be alpha human.

>Go with girlfriend to get her blood drawn
> She's absolutely TERRIFIED of needles
>Tell her it'll take 10 seconds and everything will go well
>Her mom asks for a good doctor
>Get into the doctor's room
>Midget
>Full blown 3 foot midget
>MFW

>me last thursday
>getting surgery on my nose
>dont do needles
>nurse tries to put IV in
>freak out
>they force me to snort some orange liquid
>three minutes later they say I'm ready
>i ask if I'm going into the operating room
>no, ready to go home
>what?
>doctor father tells me the orange stuff is doctors version of roofies

> Be 16
>Go to dental surgeon to get a tooth uncovered in the top of my mouth
>Surgeon decides I only need local anesthetic (not putting me to sleep)
>Applies anesthetic
>still feel most pain
>Surgeon says that's normal it will kick in soon
>removes 2 teeth first
>Still fucking hurts
>Starts cutting into the top of my mouth
>Tell him it hurts
> Tells me its fine
>Body starts shaking
>Start going into shock
>Mum freaks out
>Nurse starts crying
>doctor tells them both to leave
>mum refuses, threatens to throw him out the window
/hulkmum
>Surgeon admits He should have used a general anesthetic.
>Surgeon finishes operation as fast as possible, while mum holds my body down
>Pass out
> wake up few mins later
>nuse and mum crying
>surgeon gone
> no charge for surgery

>be 14
>having stitches in my leg due to an accident
>get given laughing gas
>start doing Shrek impressions
>nurse laughing her ass off
>nurse fucks up the stitches due to her laughing
>leg takes double the time to heal thanks to the fuck up
>MFW my mum tells me what happened

My worst fear, is to be put under anesthesia. I have things that no one can ever know...
ever...

>be 17
>knee operation
>be taken back to room in hospital
>nurses attempt to move me from trolley to bed
>i am superman so i try to climb into bed from 3 meters away
>ass over elbow,lower half of my body is on the floor
>get into bed and sleep
>nurse keeps checking my blood pressure every 2 minutes
>she puts on tv
>2 channels either zingzillas or something in irish (i can't speak it for shit)
>singing along to zingzillas when nurse comes in again
>regret nothing

> Be 6
>In hospital for circumcision
>Knockout gassed
>Wake up with bloody penis
>Mum forces me to pee if not I cant go home she says
>Starts peeing in toilet
>Penis burns like hell
>Peed all over the goddamn place
>Little blood droplets on floor
>Walked out like nothing happened

When I was 18 I had the lower right half of my jaw replaced. My mother said that when she came to check on me I told her to be careful of the chickens. I swore up and down I had 6' tall purple chickens in my hospital room.
Ahhh morphine...

>Be 8
>Getting cavities filled
>They hook my up to a mask with laughing gas
>They leave it on me for like 30 minutes no lie
>Sitting there high as mess
>Doctors walk past as I cry for help
>They laugh at me
>They watch me while I am in agony
>Pass out
>Mom tells me how I was trippin balls
>Get Sonic
>It's all good

>Be 16
>Having back surgery
>Nervous doesn't even begin to describe it
>Anesthetic
>Wake up after
>2 weeks in hospital, drugged the whole time
>Apparently, the whole time i was just in pain and screaming serious profanities at the top of my lungs
>Parents tell me this after i regain my senses
>Feel terrible afterwards
>No way to apologize