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Who wants some?

>In 7th reading class
>teacher asks me to get her coffee for her
>gotta go to teachers lounge
>secretly hate the bitch
>get there pour the coffee in to her mug
>look around dont see anyone
>hawk a big loogie in the cup
>stir it up and top it off with a nice fart
>go back to class and she drinks it
>pulls me aside and says thats the best coffee she has ever had
>asked what I used to make it
>I look at her and say love
She never found out.
I trust you funnyjunk not to tell anyone k?
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Submitted: 07/14/2012
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#1 - corkscrew (07/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I promise I won't tell anyone
I promise I won't tell anyone
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User avatar #7 - kingofshwarmas (07/15/2012) [-]
and then during your graduation speech, say this.
"and mrs. _______, remember that coffee you told me to get you?, yea, i hawked a loogie the size of my thumb in it before you drank it"
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User avatar #10 - carelessinteractin (07/15/2012) [-]
it seems like in all these posts that somehow human bodily fluids make things taste really good. you know........it makes you wonder...........
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User avatar #6 - reallynotsais (07/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
You're teacher asked you to make coffee?

And you're in 7th grade

I believe you.
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User avatar #4 - corundum (07/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
How come every story I hear about putting shit in people's food either ends with the victim figuring it out or saying it's better than usual?
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User avatar #11 - itsnotluckitsskill (07/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
who the fuck would we tell?
 
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