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Submitted: 07/12/2012
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#20 - rileyisawesome (07/13/2012) [-]
> Be 13
> Going to girlfriends house, Dad coming with me to meet her parents
> Get out of car, her parents are outside on porch looking at us
>Dad puts finger on one nostril
>Think to myself "OH **** WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING!"
>Shoots snot-rocket at about 200 mph to the sidewalk
>Her parents look in disgust
mfw
#1 - riotpopper (07/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**riotpopper rolled a random image posted in comment #6846528 at FJ Pony Thread ** MFW that sounds like a fun idea, Thanks OP
#15 - derangedberger ONLINE (07/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#9 - slumberdonkey (07/13/2012) [-]
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User avatar #21 to #18 - Endofzeeworld ONLINE (07/13/2012) [-]
Rose... before I go, I just want to tell you: you were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And do you know what...? So was I!
#17 - IncarceratedNinja (07/13/2012) [-]
What the actual **** .
#14 - fishcanfly (07/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
OP's face when.
#12 - killerliquid (07/13/2012) [-]
reminds me of this

2nd skill
#10 - deathbyspoons (07/13/2012) [-]
thats...accualy pretty boss....
User avatar #8 - toxickooties ONLINE (07/13/2012) [-]
SNOT ROCKETS!

I **** you not, saw a coworker of mine do one today. ****** nasty man.
User avatar #4 - ihaveupsyndrome (07/12/2012) [-]
Thank you. I am not the only one who does that.
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#2 - anonymous (07/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I seriously hope that when you say "class" you mean your kindergarten class or your class in a special education school.

Otherwise, I would suggest you start practicing sentences like "Do you want fries with that?" or "One moment sir, I was just going to clean that stall."
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