>be 10 Minutes Ago
>Dog walks into kitchen and watches me make food at 0:00
>Look down at dog.
>Finish fixing salad.
>Accidentially knock over entire bottle of honey on dog's neat fur
>Dog's all "y u do dis?"
>Try to lead him into the bathroom to give dog doggy bath.
>Dog Darts into grandparents bedroom with his honey soaked hide
>Jumps on their bed.
I Implore you, FJ. What do I do?