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#501 - anonymous (07/13/2012) [-]
Top that? Challenge accepted.

So when I was around 5 or 6, an 8 year old came up to me and asked if I wanted to mess around. Having been sheltered my entire life, I had no idea what he meant, so I agreed. So we made out and he started touching me, while his older cousin(14? 16?) filmed it. Then told me we just had sex (we didn't, but neither of us knew what that was so) and not to tell anyone.

Being the naive and kinda stupid little girl I was, I went home and happily told my mother I just had sex.

My mom flipped shit, started asking me who it was, how old was he, did he do this or that, and I told her that it was the "boy across the street, and some bigger boy was filming it."

Needless to say, my mother completely misinterpreted. She ran over there, pounded on their door at 7 at night, and shouted, for all the rest of the neighbors to hear: WHICH ONE OF YOU PEDOPHILES JUST RAPED MY DAUGHTER?

After that cops were called, things got figured out, it turns out it wasn't sex, and the 16 year old got taken away. The next day my mom told me all about what sex was. And would go on to tell the story to my family every single time we gathered of how I had 'sex' with an 8 year old once while I was five.

Top that.
User avatar #504 to #501 - mariox (07/13/2012) [-]
I like these stories. God my uncle really rubbed off on me.
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