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The Horrible Things I Did
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dirty-secrets
One of my dirty secrets.
Tags: Rape an alien
when I was 8, I would May wiuk die neighbor' s kids. they weren' t new smart I
knew that tittly would hellere every single one oi my lies so Iwould null a lot oi Franks
them. Mew oi my Franks were nameing mud " a wranger and making them
hellere itwas mute that would make them immortal, making them hellere
that tittly were poisoned and the only antidote was toilet water, and telling them that the
only way to hitome a man was eating every meet tittly loud. hut there' s one that still
homers me today. one day [His [the oldest one] kent stretching " nuts.
That' s when this horrid idea Mme to my mind. I told him that touching Ian' s [the younger homer]
genitals at night would make their Barents aroud. I would laugh In inst drinking oi
Barents reaction when they saw him. one week later, they stoned going outside.
I then heard my mom telling my dad that the neighbors enught [ems abusing Hark. A la
mantles later. the Brown tamely divorced and moved out oldie neighborhood. At that time.
I didn' t realize than had ruined their lite. I actually laughed. n wasn' t until I turned 13 and
realized what I did. I still met guilty when I think about It.
knew that tittly would hellere every single one oi my lies so Iwould null a lot oi Franks
them. Mew oi my Franks were nameing mud " a wranger and making them
hellere itwas mute that would make them immortal, making them hellere
that tittly were poisoned and the only antidote was toilet water, and telling them that the
only way to hitome a man was eating every meet tittly loud. hut there' s one that still
homers me today. one day [His [the oldest one] kent stretching " nuts.
That' s when this horrid idea Mme to my mind. I told him that touching Ian' s [the younger homer]
genitals at night would make their Barents aroud. I would laugh In inst drinking oi
Barents reaction when they saw him. one week later, they stoned going outside.
I then heard my mom telling my dad that the neighbors enught [ems abusing Hark. A la
mantles later. the Brown tamely divorced and moved out oldie neighborhood. At that time.
I didn' t realize than had ruined their lite. I actually laughed. n wasn' t until I turned 13 and
realized what I did. I still met guilty when I think about It.
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The horrible thing you did was using Impact to tell a story.
#54
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hoobob (07/14/2012) [-]
Sir I don't know if this "Dirty-Secrets" Things is a contest... But if it is...
You won sir... You won...
You won sir... You won...
You mean that isn't supposed to make them happy? I need to call my brother
#31
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fighterspirit (07/13/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
I think people need to realize that the name of this channel implies dirty-secrets, not dirty-secrets-that-need-to-make-me-laugh-or-else-it-can't-be-in-dirty-secrets. Not all secrets have to be funny as fuck. Gif not related.
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xrabiddonutz (07/13/2012) [-]
You're a genius. I had 2 friends just like that when I was little, except they were sisters, and one of them liked to think herself as a boy. I just told them "facts" about myself, like "I was abducted by aliens," and they completely bought it. Later I stopped talking to them because their dad would try to do things that were really bad to my friend Billy and me, to the point where he's now a registered sex offender.
#65
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trolololer (07/14/2012) [-]
**trolololer rolled a random image posted in comment #69 at Magic **
#93
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TheUsername (07/14/2012) [-]
This channel made me realized how many fucked up FJ users there are. LOL
Oh wait, these are all fake.
Oh wait, these are all fake.