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Submitted: 07/14/2012
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#11 - bitchplzzz (07/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #18 to #11 - Ninotori (07/14/2012) [-]
And yet cared enough to comment
User avatar #2 - georgeapg (07/14/2012) [+] (16 replies)
more on 4 and 7
but mostly 7
User avatar #3 to #2 - Ninotori (07/14/2012) [-]
4. Freshman year, one of two roomies in one big dorm at Art School (which I've left for good). Started out nice, we planned over the summer to shop together and buy together to save money and to make the dorm as comfortable as possible. Right away when she gets there early, she blows everything we planned off and just does her own thing. She doesnt even budge to move the frigging furniture to make more space in the room. Fine fine, I get over it and do the same for myself. Over time, she turns bitch. I'm not her kind of person I guess, so she decides she no longer likes me nor respects me. She bellyaches about stupid **** , never gets her work done, uses the medical thing she gets through the school for having ADHD to get undeserved extensions and all kinds of **** , constantly forgets her medicine, and fricking nitpicks **** I do while never giving back good things of any kind. And, this while me being as damned nice as I possible can sharing supplies, offering to help when she's down or sick, bought the two of them a little candy bag and a gift card for xmas and birthdays, and tons more **** . She can't even sleep with a LIGHT on, and no noise of ANY kind, so when she goes to bed basically you have to sleep too or leave the room or she'll shut off all the lights and glare at you until you do something pretty much. Gets irritable any time I had guests even though she had them all the time, takes my jokes way too seriously and freaks out at every damn thing I say, constantly out partying and coming back drunk, and finally screwed us over at the end of the year. She moved out beginning of third quarter - thank god - but left half her **** behind. We didnt touch it, we just shoved it out of the way and went about our business. Resident life and housing tells us the last week that since her frigging checkout went through, WE are responsible for getting her **** out of the dorm room or WE get charged out the ass for it! cont....
#31 - lemonn (07/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I sneeze twice when I think about sex too, we're meant for each other.
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#33 - mattyran has deleted their comment [-]
+1
#30 - thekracken **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #16 - leettaco (07/14/2012) [+] (12 replies)
What the **** do you mean caught out at night?
User avatar #17 to #16 - Ninotori (07/14/2012) [-]
There is a curfew of 10pm for kids under the age of 18 in my city. It was against the law for me to be out that late alone.
User avatar #45 - corso (03/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Where the **** do you live that rent is three thousand dollars a month
#44 - anonymous (07/16/2012) [-]
1. Me too o_o .. wtf's that about?
User avatar #36 - BrazilianDamage (07/15/2012) [-]
Id be sneezing all the ******* time if i were you
User avatar #15 - swikkid (07/14/2012) [-]
for 5, same and i actually saw his collection before (always wondered what catch me if you can was all about)
User avatar #12 - calik (07/14/2012) [-]
I'm exactly the same with #6.
#1 - anonymous (07/14/2012) [-]
your moms a bitch
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