I am a stalker. This is a secret to you my love. I have been watching your facebook everyday. I take pictures of you and put them up on my wall, sometimes when I dream about you we're happy and together and I want that. But last time I approached you I saw a cop and he looked suspicious. I'm sorry my love, we'll be together soon, although I may be the only one of us breathing.
To the rest of FJ, my love's Facebook: