Spittle

>be 21 year old me.live in a pretty decent house with my dad and HALF older brother who has been a complete knobhead to me since i moved in in 2010 (had to move in had no choice long story short my mum died and it was orginally me and her since she split with my dad when i was 5 and my council wouldnt let me stay in the house hence living with my dad and my knovbhead of a brother)

>half brother constantly wakes me up being a loud obnoxious brat wont even talk to me face to face even though he's 26 years old and should grow a set of balls.i have tried to be nice many many many times but i get nothing but shit in return so i've stopped trying.

>finally managed to find myself a job started around x-mas time so i spent my whole wage on buying family presents including that SOB

>x-mas day rolls round,me and my fiance get woken up by 26 year old manchild who hates the present i bought for him even though i spent more on him than anyone else (minus my fiance).He refuses to use it as in his words "that slut probably stole it" (even though i have never stole anything in my whole life

>since NYE ungratfeul 26 year old mnachild goes out doing his manchildish things finally leaving me andmy fiance to get some shut eye and shizz.notice the present i got 26 year old manchild is in the bathroom (i got him a very expensive bathset)

>grab hold of shower gel which is predictibly unused (how VERY grateful),start spitting into the bottle and shake it so he'd never notice even if he does use it.

>MFW 26 year old manchild comes back and theres literally like a tiny bit left of the shower gel and he has no clue he's been washing his precious self with my spit for the past month.