>Be 14 about to turn 15
>Parents are out of town for the weekend
>Just me and my older brother
>Brother throws house party, booze and weed is involved
>Part way through the night I manage to get up onto the roof
>Start to drink Adult Chocolate Milk
>Get a bit drunk
>In that horny "mood"
>Start hitting on an Asian chick
>Tell her "My birthday is coming up soon"
>She responds with "Well let me give you your present"
>Follow her into the laundry room
>Start making out with each other
>"I want some more big boy" She says
>She pulls down her skirt and panties
>'Bout to get it on on top of the dryer
>Accidentally turn on the dryer
>She goes ******* nuts with pleasure, screaming insues
>My dog sprints into the room to try and "help me"
>Takes the chick's panties and skirt and runs off with them
>She runs after the dog in nothing but high heels and a bra
>Start laughing, place hand on dryer to hold myself up
>Slimy stuff on dryer
>ITS ******* DIARRHEA
>Laugh even harder then decide to follow the chase
>Spot a small **** trail that leads to my room
>******* shag carpet in my room
>Open door to find a ******** Asian woman playing tug of war over a pair of panties with a dog while ontop of a couple doing it in my bed
>Laugh my ass off, then tell the Asian chick that I'm 15
>She screams in terror seeing that she technically "Raped me"
>Runs out of house still ******** with no pants
>Camera phones every where capturing this
>Fall on to the **** trailed floor laughing
How was your weekend FJ?