Secret for teh secret channel.

>Be 10
>Spend night at friends house
>I take the floor because there's only one bed and I was the guest
>Wake up in middle of night
>Have to pee
>Go to the bathroom to find it locked
>Wait for whoever it is to come out
>I find out later it was his sister
>I get tired of waiting and I really had to pee
>Looking for another bathroom
>There's only one besides the one in his parents room
>Not going in there because I was scared of getting in trouble
>Go through kitchen on the way back
>Get an idea
>There's a new carton of apple juice on the counter
>Thinking the piss would blend in with the color, I pour some out and pee in there
>No, I didn't think of peeing in the sink because I thought they'd get suspicious about piss scented dishes
>Finish and go back to bed
>Wake up
>Go to kitchen with friend to get breakfast
>He pours himself some cereal and I make toaster waffles
>He gets some apple juice
>Don't remember last night because I was so tired and groggy
>He drinks it and says it tastes funny
>Remember what I did
>Don't say anything
>He tells me to try and see what I think
>Say I don't like apple juice
>He asks me why
>Say I don't really care for it
>He shrugs it of
>An hour later, my dad comes to pick me up
>Say good-bye
>Realize I just got away with having my friend drink my piss
>Silent victory on the behalf that I wasn't pummeled to death
>Still haven't told him about it