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Submitted: 07/11/2012
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#6 - betterguygreg (07/12/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I could've sworn this was going to have a twist ending.
#19 - ragingbrony (07/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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Is there a sequel...
#20 - kodex (07/12/2012) [-]
...   
>So she didn't have enough money and asked me for some   
>How much you need?   
>About tree fiddy   
>Well it was about this time I noticed that my cousin was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era!
...
>So she didn't have enough money and asked me for some
>How much you need?
>About tree fiddy
>Well it was about this time I noticed that my cousin was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era!
#39 - therealredhood (07/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
It's not like you fucked your cousin. Why does it matter what you do with her friend?
#36 - houstonkid (07/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Alternate ending:
>Cousin opens door
>gets on the floor
>everyone do, the dinosaur
#37 - ghostlespaul (07/12/2012) [-]
Damn. i thought she was gonna ask for tree fiddy.
#21 - whatdafuq (07/12/2012) [+] (5 replies)
have you nailed her after that day?
#109 - geooooolah (07/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
This is disappointing. Why is this on the front page?
User avatar #120 - agingpharmacist (07/12/2012) [-]
So you made out with your cousin's hot friend, and your cousin walks in on you two. Wow, that might be one of the more normal things I've ever read on the internet. This is probably more worthy of a "nice job dude"
#99 - BlahDude (07/12/2012) [-]
Um...this isn't really a funny story, or interesting, or anything. I t doesn't even have a twist ending. It's sorta just "these things happens, then my cousin (understandably) reacted in this way"   
   
I mean, what about this?   
   
> At my sisters wedding   
> Hook up with my sister's friend   
> Sister walks in on us   
> Sister never talks to me again   
   
I thought of that in 2 seconds   
   
I dunno, it just seems a bit...boring...and not front page material, at least in my opinion   
   
But hey, if lots of other people liked it, who am I to say whether it should be here or not
Um...this isn't really a funny story, or interesting, or anything. I t doesn't even have a twist ending. It's sorta just "these things happens, then my cousin (understandably) reacted in this way"

I mean, what about this?

> At my sisters wedding
> Hook up with my sister's friend
> Sister walks in on us
> Sister never talks to me again

I thought of that in 2 seconds

I dunno, it just seems a bit...boring...and not front page material, at least in my opinion

But hey, if lots of other people liked it, who am I to say whether it should be here or not
#127 - mcrofago (07/12/2012) [-]
alternative ending:

look her in the eye and reply: Your friend
#215 - Metallicock (07/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Well did you guys keep going?
#209 - flavoredassassin (07/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>Be me, 17
>Go to a female cousin's house, She's 16
>She has her best friend over, really cute.
>Goes to buy some popcorn for girls' night, leaves by car
>A moment or so of silence
>Hot friend says something to break the ice.
>"Wanna make out ?"
>FantasticIceBreakerMadam.jpe g
>"Well why the fuck not ?"
>Gets closer
>Take my pants off.
>Shove her head under my ass.
>Shit on her face.
>Cousin walks in, "Whoops forgot the Mon- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ?"
>I could never look my cousin in the eye again.
#198 - idealfury (07/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
What the fuck is the problem here? I don't get it
#137 - anonymous (07/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>be me, 18 years old
>still a virgin
>decent looking black chick i used to go to school with adds me on fb
>likes over 9000 of my pictures
>start conversation
>slut agrees to fuck me after 10 minutes of talking
>pick her up in my car the next day
>shits getting hot and heavy in the back seat
>start taking clothes off
>she stops, looks me in the eyes
>theres something you need to know
>what is it?
>before we do this....im gonna need about tree fiddy
>God damnit loch ness monster, I aint gonna give you no tree fiddy, get the fuck out of my car
>dont read the last line first you fucker
#12 - anonymous (07/12/2012) [-]
I'm 17
I like my 16 year old cousin's best friend
the prophecy must be fulfilled
User avatar #119 - sutrakama (07/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I think I speak for everyone when I say that I thought you were going to tap your cousin and that we are dissapointed!
#224 - organicglory ONLINE (07/12/2012) [-]
OP's cousin
OP's cousin
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User avatar #211 - whydidyoudothat (07/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
what actually happened:
>Be me, 17
>Go to a female cousin's house, She's 16
>She has her best friend over, really cute.
>Goes to buy some popcorn for girls' night, leaves by car
>A moment or so of silence
>Hot friend says something to break the ice.
>"hi"
>have nice conversation until cousin gets back
>we eat popcorn
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