Not sure how to feel about this. . in tth grade, female Weeird kid, always picked on a friend in same grade, she lives down the street ewe hang out nearly every day, have sleepovers, etc. sone night during sleepover we both start masturbating cs/ Neither of us know what porn, sex, or masturbating really is continues for a year move away, forget about it cs/ FT' to highs chool, remember her mam straight my first sexual experience was lesbian
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Not sure how to feel about this

in tth grade, female
Weeird kid, always picked on
a friend in same grade, she lives down the street
ewe hang out nearly every day, have sleepovers, etc.
sone night during sleepover we both start masturbating
cs/ Neither of us know what porn, sex, or masturbating really is
continues for a year
move away, forget about it
cs/ FT' to highs chool, remember her
mam straight
my first sexual experience was lesbian
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#19 - PedoBearFTW (07/15/2012) [+] (21 replies)
So am I the only one who hasn't done anything sexual at or before the age of ten?
User avatar #2 - paigeyy (07/15/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Mine was too.. when I was in first grade, my best friend(also a girl) and I always made out on her trampoline in the front yard. After we got in trouble for that, we used to play pretty interesting games of truth or dare...usually the dares were things like "PUT THIS PIECE OF PAPER IN YOUR PEE PEE AND GO PEE WITH IT IN THERE." Ohgodwhy
#88 - djinn (07/15/2012) [+] (14 replies)
>Be in 4th grade, female   
>Weird kid, never had any friends   
>Girl my age moves next door   
>we become best friends   
>she comes over every day and sleepovers on weekend   
>we take showers together   
>decide to play "husband and wife"   
>i get husband since i was more hairier   
>kiss, lick eachother, and masturbate   
>goes on for months   
>she moves away   
>forget about it   
>today i'm in highschool, bisexual   
>see this post, recall it all   
   
OP, does your name happen to be Kaitlyn?
>Be in 4th grade, female
>Weird kid, never had any friends
>Girl my age moves next door
>we become best friends
>she comes over every day and sleepovers on weekend
>we take showers together
>decide to play "husband and wife"
>i get husband since i was more hairier
>kiss, lick eachother, and masturbate
>goes on for months
>she moves away
>forget about it
>today i'm in highschool, bisexual
>see this post, recall it all

OP, does your name happen to be Kaitlyn?
User avatar #67 - TheElectricCat (07/15/2012) [-]
>Be a guy
>Think of story about lesbian little girls
>Post it on FJ
>????
>Profit
#3 - classygentleman (07/15/2012) [-]
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#83 - bateking (07/15/2012) [-]
Yayy i'm not a Pedo
#214 - eyecontacthandjob (07/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)
you masturbated for a year straight?
you masturbated for a year straight?
#93 - N. Korean citizen (07/15/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Why does funnyjunk want to be like 4chan?
#65 - snarkysharts (07/15/2012) [-]
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#13 - N. Korean citizen (07/15/2012) [-]
This isn't funny.
User avatar #40 - srapture ONLINE (07/15/2012) [-]
Nothing beats playing some Final Fantasy on the way to Highschool... seems a little tangential to the story though.
User avatar #12 - rarityrarityrarity (07/15/2012) [+] (5 replies)
>be around 9
>play starwars with a friend with out dicks
>my first sexual experience was gay.

not even mad, it was fun.
#16 to #12 - harmonicanarchy (07/15/2012) [-]
"a friend with out dicks" was probably not the best choice of words.. made me lol.. take this thumb..
"a friend with out dicks" was probably not the best choice of words.. made me lol.. take this thumb..
#111 - alphajunk (07/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
what...the...fuck??
what...the...fuck??
#55 - justtapout ONLINE (07/15/2012) [-]
#66 - droctogonopuss (07/15/2012) [-]
Except in this scenario it's masturbating little girls...
...
...
Yeah....
#51 - matuxas (07/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This isn't funny.
People only give thumbs because OP is a chick.
If You think just because you thumb up a chick's post she is gonna give you a blowjob, you're wrong.
Thrust me, I know.
#21 - Magileo (07/15/2012) [-]
>be 7   
>friend lives across the street,   
>we  fucking helicopter each other's dick all day   
> his parents find out, they call my parents   
> they say, No dicks other than your own.   
> i get mad and piss on everything...   
>first sexual experience gay... i Ain't even mad it was fun.   
(note: my "friend" now hates me and is a fat fuck, i could care less :p)   
   
TL;DR: play with friends dick, told to top. piss on EVERYTHING.
>be 7
>friend lives across the street,
>we fucking helicopter each other's dick all day
> his parents find out, they call my parents
> they say, No dicks other than your own.
> i get mad and piss on everything...
>first sexual experience gay... i Ain't even mad it was fun.
(note: my "friend" now hates me and is a fat fuck, i could care less :p)

TL;DR: play with friends dick, told to top. piss on EVERYTHING.
#207 - rollcore (07/16/2012) [-]
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#85 - rudianos (07/15/2012) [-]
Masturbated for a whole year eh...
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