Mystery of the bathroom shit. Solved
>be 5 years old
>bath time
>rolling around in bath tub pretending to be a mermaid
>water splashing out, all over the floor
>hear mom knock and say "Casey, if there is a mess in there, so help me you will get your ass beat tonight before bed"
> **** .jpg
>cut mermaid time short and scramble out of the bath tub
>soak up all the water with every dirty hamper towel i can find
>breathe a sigh of relief, because the bathroom is clean.
>sudden urge to fart comes over me
>commence fart, but immediately realize it's a ****
>pass the point of no return, just keep going
>turn around, and look at ****
>shrug it off, leave it there and go to bed
>10 minutes later, hear mother go into a blind rage "WHO **** ON THE ******* FLOOR!?"
>almost **** a second time as i hear her approach my room
>"CASEY, DID YOU **** ON THE ******* FLOOR"
>......."No... Christine did it...." (my 3 year old sister)
>stuff face in pillow to muffle my laughter as I hear my sister get spanked for the **** I took on the bathroom floor.
I still feel like a dick for it. And I still laugh about it. But no one knows the truth (Except for you guys I suppose) So whatever you do, just don't tell my mom
>bath time
>rolling around in bath tub pretending to be a mermaid
>water splashing out, all over the floor
>hear mom knock and say "Casey, if there is a mess in there, so help me you will get your ass beat tonight before bed"
> **** .jpg
>cut mermaid time short and scramble out of the bath tub
>soak up all the water with every dirty hamper towel i can find
>breathe a sigh of relief, because the bathroom is clean.
>sudden urge to fart comes over me
>commence fart, but immediately realize it's a ****
>pass the point of no return, just keep going
>turn around, and look at ****
>shrug it off, leave it there and go to bed
>10 minutes later, hear mother go into a blind rage "WHO **** ON THE ******* FLOOR!?"
>almost **** a second time as i hear her approach my room
>"CASEY, DID YOU **** ON THE ******* FLOOR"
>......."No... Christine did it...." (my 3 year old sister)
>stuff face in pillow to muffle my laughter as I hear my sister get spanked for the **** I took on the bathroom floor.
I still feel like a dick for it. And I still laugh about it. But no one knows the truth (Except for you guys I suppose) So whatever you do, just don't tell my mom
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