>Me be around 11
>Playing with my 5 year old niece
>She gets on doormat right outside house
>I attempt to pull doormat out from under her like you can with a tablecloth and silverware/plates/glasses
>epic fail
>she face plants, knocks out a tooth
>instant crying, parents run out and ask what happened
>i claim she was running around, tripped and fell.
>parents believed me
>niece believed me since she was facing other direction
>she was missing a front baby tooth for two or three years before the adult one grew in
>never told anyone what really happened
My dirty secret.
