About two years ago I had this empty water gallon I would piss into. I filled it half way and let it ferment for a year in the dark corner of my closet and forgot about it. I found it a few months ago. It turned into a deep and cloudy yellow color. I filled about 5 plastic pipettes with the stuff (Had to wear my gas mask to even get near the gallon when it was open. Easily the worst thing I've ever smelt). I brought the pipettes to school with me one day. During my free period, someone I hate came up to me and told me to watch his stuff while he went to the restroom (He thought I was his friend. Poor bastard). He hands me his backpack and slushie. I emptied all the pipettes into his slushie and I also ashed into it with my cigarette. Mixed it up and handed it back to him when he came back. I gave no fucks when I found out he was sick and stayed home from school for 2 weeks.
THINK BEFORE YOU INK
