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My Monterey Quest

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ewe go on field trip to Monterey
Wright before we get on the bus I get a stomach ache, like a ******* deadric was inhabiting my intestines.
At isthe longest ******* drive
Ary to stop myself, but I eant
e proceed to slowly **** my pants, thanketh Mehrunes Dagon.
ewe go to a pit stop, **** what do ldo now?
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repair the situation as best I Mn, not enough supplies though
leage the bathroom, then one ask if I **** my pants.
yes"
Ahhn we proceed to our destination.
has other students walk out they say “goddamn? we must be next to a sewer'."
Oh yes, eww umm sewer"
go to another bathroom and do some more repairs
hone hands me a package of boxers and a pair of shorts. . jpeg
put posessions in a plastic bag and put in a lower for later retrieval.
go about rryday. Thankfully no one noticed from brown earge pants, to jean shorts. (brown in more than one way)
aon bus back home
aon way back to base, legalize I forgot my possessions.
Mo this day I still think about which employee found **** stained earge pants, and SEE
Years later some tth grader shat himself ON THE SAME FIELD TRIP'. But instead, eberybody found out about him. Flawed dietary.
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Submitted: 07/13/2012
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User avatar #1 - chopyourhandoff (07/13/2012) [-]
I wish you luck man
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