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Submitted: 01/06/2013
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#13 - whtkid ONLINE (01/06/2013) [-]
Lucky you didn't go out with her, i hear she's been writing songs about all her ex-boyfriends and being extremely clingy to everyone.
#9 - demonbunny (01/06/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Been there. Know the feel. You imagine scenarios in your head, to the point it becomes a habit. You'll be lost for thoughts and automatically slip into a fantasy world, which ultimately ends up with you convincing yourself of a reality that will never be. Then, when you discover the reality of the real World situation, you feel your heart rip. Of course, it's not really your heart ripping into; that's not physiologically possible. The fantasy in you've created in your mind; the hours you summed up, the days you never spent together, the future you told yourself was going to happen comes crashing down in those few seconds. An entire life goes to ruin, because the reality you created wasn't real. The stories you told yourself, the memories you crafted, all of which were done so with the most intricate amount of perfection, rip apart, sending a rush to your chest, finishing with a plummet to the pit of your stomach. You feel sick. You feel empty. You feel saddened, you feel crushed inside, you feel angry; angry at them for not wanting you, but mainly at yourself for foolishly believing such a thing could be true.

Then you go home, wonder why she didn't want you, think about what you should have said before crying alone and wanking into a flannel.
#1 - mookiez (01/06/2013) [+] (16 replies)
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Don't worry. I have been shot down by all My crushes. I'm 19 now. And it still burns. I have another crush. And I think this one likes Me. But the bad thing about it is, I'm about to join the army. So I won't ever be able to see Her if She says yes. So I won't even bother, it will hurt more if She says yes.
User avatar #29 - jbails (01/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
And now she's going to write an album about it.
#23 - AmandaNicole (01/06/2013) [-]
That was me in elementary, only I didn't ask boys out...   
I told them we were getting married and then got rejected with "Who are you?"
That was me in elementary, only I didn't ask boys out...
I told them we were getting married and then got rejected with "Who are you?"

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#31 - fluffyraptorr ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #26 - awesomenessdefined (01/07/2013) [-]
The secret is to not pursue them at all. Simply imagine it.
User avatar #17 - MoarMemes (01/06/2013) [-]
Can anyone teach me to post text? Really never learned how..
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